Nonsense Books - LightNovelsOnl.com
You're reading novel online at LightNovelsOnl.com. Please use the follow button to get notifications about your favorite novels and its latest chapters so you can come back anytime and won't miss anything.
There was an Old Person of Chester, Whom several small children did pester; They threw some large stones, which broke most of his bones, And displeased that Old Person of Chester.
[Ill.u.s.tration]
There was an Old Man of the Cape, Who possessed a large Barbary Ape; Till the Ape, one dark night, set the house all alight, Which burned that Old Man of the Cape.
[Ill.u.s.tration]
There was an Old Person of Burton, Whose answers were rather uncertain; When they said, "How d' ye do?" he replied, "Who are you?"
That distressing Old Person of Burton.
[Ill.u.s.tration]
There was an Old Person of Ems Who casually fell in the Thames; And when he was found, they said he was drowned, That unlucky Old Person of Ems.
[Ill.u.s.tration]
There was a Young Girl of Majorca, Whose Aunt was a very fast walker; She walked seventy miles, and leaped fifteen stiles, Which astonished that Girl of Majorca.
[Ill.u.s.tration]
There was a Young Lady of Poole, Whose soup was excessively cool; So she put it to boil by the aid of some oil, That ingenious Young Lady of Poole.
[Ill.u.s.tration]
There was an Old Lady of Prague, Whose language was horribly vague; When they said, "Are these caps?" she answered, "Perhaps!"
That oracular Lady of Prague.
[Ill.u.s.tration]
There was a Young Lady of Parma, Whose conduct grew calmer and calmer: When they said, "Are you dumb?" she merely said, "Hum!"
That provoking Young Lady of Parma.
[Ill.u.s.tration]
There was an Old Person of Sparta, Who had twenty-five sons and one "darter;"
He fed them on Snails, and weighed them in scales, That wonderful Person of Sparta.
[Ill.u.s.tration]
There was an Old Man on whose nose Most birds of the air could repose; But they all flew away at the closing of day, Which relieved that Old Man and his nose.
[Ill.u.s.tration]
There was a Young Lady of Turkey, Who wept when the weather was murky; When the day turned out fine, she ceased to repine, That capricious Young Lady of Turkey.
[Ill.u.s.tration]
There was an Old Man of Aosta Who possessed a large Cow, but he lost her; But they said, "Don't you see she has run up a tree, You invidious Old Man of Aosta?"
[Ill.u.s.tration]
There was a Young Person of Crete, Whose toilette was far from complete; She dressed in a sack spickle-speckled with black, That ombliferous Person of Crete.
[Ill.u.s.tration]
There was a Young Lady of Clare, Who was madly pursued by a Bear; When she found she was tired, she abruptly expired, That unfortunate Lady of Clare.
[Ill.u.s.tration]
There was a Young Lady of Dorking, Who bought a large bonnet for walking; But its color and size so bedazzled her eyes, That she very soon went back to Dorking.
[Ill.u.s.tration]
There was an Old Man of Cape Horn, Who wished he had never been born; So he sat on a Chair till he died of despair, That dolorous Man of Cape Horn.
[Ill.u.s.tration]
There was an old Person of Cromer, Who stood on one leg to read Homer; When he found he grew stiff, he jumped over the cliff, Which concluded that Person of Cromer.
[Ill.u.s.tration]
There was an Old Man of the Hague, Whose ideas were excessively vague; He built a balloon to examine the moon, That deluded Old Man of the Hague.
[Ill.u.s.tration]
There was an Old Person of Spain, Who hated all trouble and pain; So he sate on a chair with his feet in the air, That umbrageous Old Person of Spain.
[Ill.u.s.tration]
There was an Old Man who said, "Well!
Will _n.o.body_ answer this bell?
I have pulled day and night, till my hair has grown white, But n.o.body answers this bell!"
[Ill.u.s.tration]
There was an Old Man with an Owl, Who continued to bother and howl; He sat on a rail, and imbibed bitter ale, Which refreshed that Old Man and his Owl.
[Ill.u.s.tration]
There was an Old Man in a cas.e.m.e.nt, Who held up his hands in amazement; When they said, "Sir, you'll fall!" he replied, "Not at all!"
That incipient Old Man in a cas.e.m.e.nt.
[Ill.u.s.tration]
There was an Old Person of Ewell, Who chiefly subsisted on gruel; But to make it more nice, he inserted some Mice, Which refreshed that Old Person of Ewell.
[Ill.u.s.tration]
There was an Old Man of Peru.
