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J was some Apple Jam, Of which Papa ate part; But all the rest he took away And stuffed into a tart.
K
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K was a great new Kite; Papa he saw it fly Above a thousand chimney pots, And all about the sky.
L
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L was a fine new Lamp; But when the wick was lit, Papa he said, "This Light ain't good!
I cannot read a bit!"
M
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M was a dish of mince; It looked so good to eat!
Papa, he quickly ate it up, And said, "This is a treat!"
N
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N was a Nut that grew High up upon a tree; Papa, who could not reach it, said, "That's _much_ too high for me!"
O
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O was an Owl who flew All in the dark away, Papa said, "What an owl you are!
Why don't you fly by day?"
P
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P was a little Pig, Went out to take a walk; Papa he said, "If Piggy dead, He'd all turn into Pork!"
Q
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Q was a Quince that hung Upon a garden tree; Papa he brought it with him home, And ate it with his tea.
R
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R was a Railway Rug Extremely large and warm; Papa he wrapped it round his head, In a most dreadful storm.
S
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S was Papa's new Stick, Papa's new thumping Stick, To thump extremely wicked boys, Because it was so thick.
T
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T was a tumbler full Of Punch all hot and good; Papa he drank it up, when in The middle of a wood.
U
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U was a silver urn, Full of hot scalding water; Papa said, "If that Urn were mine, I'd give it to my daughter!"
V
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V was a Villain; once He stole a piece of beef.
Papa he said, "Oh, dreadful man!
That Villain is a Thief!"
W
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W was a Watch of Gold: It told the time of day, So that Papa knew when to come, And when to go away.
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