The Male God's Favorable Impressions Are Difficult To Farm Chapter 6

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Novice Volume: F-Cla.s.s Modern

“Little Jun, dinner is ready.” Ye JunJing took off his ap.r.o.n and personally went over to lead the internet addicted youth to the table.

Ye JunGe stared fixedly with s.h.i.+ny eyes at the table full of delicious food, unable to see anything else.

On one hand, Ye JunJing was proud of his food that could arouse such interest from his younger brother while on another, he couldn't help but be jealous that his younger brother did not turn such gaze at himself. Seeing his brother reaching for the food, he quickly grab onto the smooth and slender white hand.

At his younger brother's puzzled expression, he hurriedly explained: “Wash your hands first.”

Ye JunGe's curled his lips and compromised.

Quickly was.h.i.+ng his hands, he then just as quickly devoured the food. Ye JunJing did not eat much, only feeling stunned at the food being rapidly wipe cleaned by his younger brother… as well as with his capacity for food.

Nearly ten dishes on the table were wiped completely clean by him. Ye JunJing looked at his younger brother's contradictory flat belly. So all those things he ate went there?

“Are you full?” Ye JunJing asked worriedly.

“En.” Ye JunGe nodded seriously but G.o.d knows that the word ‘serious' basically had no fate with him. Only when 004 suddenly released the new task did finally showed a helpless expression.

【Ding! Found the random task “Love Hug,” please give Ye JunJing a loving hug. Do you accept?】

A love hug. What the h.e.l.l…

Silently accepting, Ye JunGe went to his brother's side and hugged him.

【Ding! Random task “Love Hug” has been completed. Reward received: 300 Contribution Points.】

Ye JunJing: “?”

“Brother, thank you.” Ye JunGe might as well take this opportunity to openly express some things. “Before, I was ignorant. I am aware of my mother's affairs and do not blame you. In the future, we can live well together.

Ye JunJing firmly hugged his younger brother. “Yes, in the future we will live well. For Little Jun to realize this, I am very happy.” The tall and strong man's eyes turned red and he quietly buried his head into his younger brother's shoulder. When he moved away, not a trace of it could be seen.

Ye JunGe licked his lips: “I will go and take a shower. I want to eat apples afterwards. Cut them for me.” Listening to the overbearing command that carried a hint of playfulness and arrogance, Ye JunJing's heart was soft and repeatedly offered complacency.

Sitting on the sofa after finis.h.i.+ng his shower, Ye JunGe poked the sliced apple with a toothpick and very happily ate. While feeding 004 from time to time, he stared at the financial news broadcasting on the TV.

【Jun Jun, are you thinking of something?】Seeing that the other had suddenly paused for a while and no longer fed it an apple, 004 daringly jumped on top of the host's head and bounced.

Ye JunGe stretched out his empty left hand and accurately grab the courting disaster system. He firmly squeezed his hands twice and was satisfied to hear its painful squeals.

“There won't be a next time.”

【Yes…】

Casually tossing the hairball to the side, Ye Jun Ge leaned his back against the soft sofa, his fingers lightly touching his lower lips. His brows knitted together as he pondered over something. Hearing the water from the bathroom getting softer, he turned around just in time to see the scene of Ye JunJing coming out with only a bath towel around his waist, one hand still in the process of wiping his wet hair with a white towel.

Breathing slightly obstructed, the ten thousand year old virgin showed a somewhat unable to endure expression.

Ye JunGe pretended to naturally look back at the TV and quickly stuffed two apple slices into his mouth to alleviate his mouth's dryness.

Ye JunJing was also slightly distracted. His younger brother's sitting posture from a moment ago along with his lowered eyes that seem to give off a hint of amorous feeling made his charm level go off the chart. From below, he could feel a force rising up.

He repeatedly meditated in his heart that this was his own blood related younger brother but it was barely enough for him to hold on.

Taking advantage of the moment JunJing returned to the room to change clothes, Ye JunGe, in order to distract himself, began thinking about how to clean up the protagonist gong.

004, its brain starting to work again, look at the news on TV then look at Ye JunGe and hesitatingly asked: 【Jun Jun, you're not going to take on Dongfang Yuan's company, are you?】

Ye JunGe glanced at it and raised his slender eyebrows: “Oh, as it turns out, you're stupidity isn't beyond redemption yet, huh?”

004 was used to it and did not care about his sarcasm: 【But Jun Jun, why are you going to deal with his company? In fact, there's no need to touch the company at all, ba.】

“I feel that he's not unhappy enough so I want to destroy and bankrupt his family?” Ye JunGe replied casually.

Wuwuwu, host, you cannot do this! For the three views of the Righteous Path System and it's host, how can you do this kind of thing?!

Towards 004's complaint, Ye JunGe's simply stated: Out of service area, reception has failed. 004 stared at him, persistingly educating him in his idealogy, but seeing no result, it began to roll about, making an unreasonable scene for a while before finally being intimidated into behaving by Ye JunGe's sharp gaze.

Why Ye JunGe wanted to deal with Dongfang Yuan's company was certainly not because of the nonsense reason he had stated earlier. In the original story, Dongfang Yuan's company had gone up against and ruined Ye JunJing's company, and left him with no other choice but to go aboard. However, now that Ye JunGe was going to do these tasks, he certainly did not want to give Dongfang Yuan a chance to follow the story. Also, as Ye JunJing was the man he wanted to hook up with, aside from himself, he will not allow for other's to bully.

As for whether or not doing this to Dongfang Yuan was reasonable and valid, or if Ye JunGe was being excessively unreasonable… the Lord Boss wish to state that this was not a matter at all.

Considering that his main objective was to collapse the original novel's plot, these kind of novels tend to have a powerful self-correcting ability. Even if Dongfang Yuan currently has no reason to attack Ye JunJing's company like in the original story, it did not mean that it wouldn't be targeted for other reasons later. Ye JunGe did not want to have to deal with that kind of plot resistance.

Ye JunJing finished puting on his clothes and accompanied Ye JunGe to watch the news. Although he was curious as to why his younger brother was interested in financial news, he did not asked and merely stared at his face in a daze. As to what the news said, what was it?

That night, when it was time for bed, Ye JunJing very consciously followed his brother to the master bedroom.

“Isn't there a guest bedroom?” Ye JunGe stopped, blocking the door.

Ye JunJing boasted shamelessly: “I didn't have time to clean it up or buy the bed sheet covers.”

Ye JunGe looked at him with a faint smile: “Is that so?”

“Little Jun, you know, I was in a rush to get to the company this morning.” Ye JunJing looked back at him with an innocent gaze.

“Then come in.” Ye JunGe was too lazy to care about him. Turning around to go to the bed, he very slowly tossed out the sentence: “The guess bedroom doesn't have to be cleaned up.”

Was this an acquiencece for him to continue staying in the master bedroom? Ye JunJing looked at his younger brother with surprise then quickly closed the door with his backhand and followed after him.

Just recently, Ye JunJing had changed his clothes inside the bedroom, and thinking about it now, he wondered: how about his dear brother? It was not easy to meet a person who could make his heart move and it was only natural that he should hold onto them tightly and let them know that he has always been clean as other people thought him to be s.e.xually frigid.

Ye JunJing was extremely fastidious about personal relations.h.i.+ps and had never gone to nightclubs and such to find relief. He has also never been in love—— In his heart, he believed that a love that did not end in marriage was immoral. Even his maternal grandfather, not knowing whether he liked men, women, or simply just didn't like either, had been very worried about his love life.

Now, he has met the person he liked and that person he was in love with his own family (even though his younger brother only like him like a family). But as of late, he always felt that his younger brother was trying to seduce him. Although he knew it was just his own illusion, he had no intention of giving up.

So long as he continues to be shameless, this familial affection will sooner or later turn into romantic feelings.

Lying completely awake in bed, Ye JunJing waited until his brother's breathing finally smoothed out before he carefully reached over to pull the youth into his arms. He then gently placed a kiss on his forehead.

“Good night, baby.”

Having done all this, he close his eyes with satisfaction and did not see the lips of the person in his arms quietly hooking upward.

While Ye JunGe was happily falling in love, the storm in the radio drama network was getting more and more intense. The small storm that was originally not a major event was being incited by resolute people and as this group of people attempts to wash Lin You clean, they conveniently poured dirty water over Ye JunGe along the way.

The cause of it all was when a netizen, who claimed to be a pa.s.ser-by, made a post stating that JunYe himself admitted that he and Dongfang Edge were just good brothers and a certain CP fan unnecceasry jumped in to say that Edge x Ye was the kingly way while Lin You was just the empress. Afterwards, the JunYe fan were unable to restrain themselves.

In the years before JunYe had retired, he was very famous amongs those in the radio drama community for being a very clean-living and honest1 person and he once made a clear statement saying that he hope fans would not pair him and other CV together. It was okay to start CP within the plays, but it wasn't good to do it with real people. As a result of this, fans, at best, would privately create their CP, and never made it publicly known. They felt that this was, at the very least, the respect that their idol deserved, and they hated people who would scream out their idol hype. Another reason was that because their idol did not like other people pairing him and others together, the original poster's statement basically violated their idol's taboo and they worried that their idol would take offense because of it. Thus, this made the fans even more angry. Since the time of their idol's self-announcement of his ident.i.ty, many of the newcomers in the radio drama network who were not very familiar with him have been rubbing their anti-scales2. Fan who were already angry became even more angry and one after another, began to leave ridiculing and taunting comments.

Then, there was one fan's comment that all the JunYe fans were in agreement with, but at the same time, it also exacerbated into contradictions.

This fan had taunted: Even if Dongfang Yuan's little brother3 is well liked, he is not worthy of the favor. Our idol is n.o.ble, cool, and elegant and is destined for a solitary life. As long as we are here to wors.h.i.+p at his feet, no one is allowed to think about him.

Fans began to copy her words in response to the post. Afterwards, they saw the entire post, and aside from the jumping and biting of the WuYou fans, the rest of the response were all just the phrase: very spectacular. Furthermore, a fan had added a line at the very bottom, saying: WuYou x Edge CP fans are just good for nothing putting out trash. It's really funny.

Although it did not specifically mention who of the two was being referred to as ‘trash', everyone nevertheless could easily guess that Dongfang Yuan and Lin You were those that were counted.

The fans of Dongfang Edge who have been watching since the beginning, finally could not stand to watch anymore. Because of all the WuYou fans unanimously comprehending the ‘trash' as referring to Dongfang Edge and then kept mentioning in the post: a lie is actually the truth when it is said a thousand time and with the situation as is, this can't be considered a lie, it lead the Edge fans to joined the fight. Afterward, the fans who had said those words, taunted again: Hey, I haven't even said who the trash is. How come someone's fans just can't wait to jump out and admit it? Could it be that their idol is actually trash in their hearts?

The pa.s.ser-bys and the JunYe fans that watched the fight replied with stealthy 233333, and once these bad tempered and poorly educated WuYou fans and Edge fans began throwing all kinds of curses, it all became very unpleasant to hear.

When Sun Xi strolled into radio drama network and saw the confrontational situation in the forums, he was very satisfied. Although the JunYe fans currently had the upper hand, as long as the JunYe fans were not the object of ridicule, it would sooner or later be over.

Currently, the top post was sent out by an Edge fan.

LZ: Fans of JunYe really treat JunYe like a legend. Is JunYe that good? Noting that he still has a lonely life and still acts cold and aloof, it's disgusting. I say that he is not worthy of our Dongfang-sama.

Sun Xi couldn't help but give her a compliment and replied below to support her.

Generally, this kind of large scale war of words would usually only last for about half a month before calming down. But this time, it did not come to an end. When Ye JunGe heard the system's chiming that the distortion had increased by 4%, he finally decided to do something to change the current life-or-death like situation.

LZ JunYe: Someone is deliberately fanning the flame for the matter this time has been raging on for far too long and I hope that the fans who love me will not be fooled and be used as a tool by these people. Let these CP fans go and form pairs however they want, just don't pull me in as everyone should know that I do not like being involve in any CP. Our family, he will be jealous. You guys being constantly pulled in by them will only let other people laugh at and nothing more.

Seeing Ye JunGe's post, all the JunYe fans began to reflect on themselves and their att.i.tudes were very sincere.

1L: Sama, we understand! We will not fight anymore!

2L: Was that the Great G.o.d?! What did I just see? The Great G.o.d has appeared!

3L: “Our family, he will be jealous” →_→ did you see this highlight?

4L: →_→ Look, sama used “he”, our family, “he”!

5L: I also feel that fighting this way is just a joke for others to see…

6L: sama, hand over the name of your family's “he” and we will not kill!

7L: 2333 Exactly! We are big enough and don't need to form CP with anymore. Those fans are too serious about their idol and think everyone wants to form CP with them

8L: I am a pa.s.ser-by. To be honest, after watching this fight for almost a month now, I did not want to look up these three names: JunYe, Dongfang Edge, and Ci Xin WuYou. I, as a pa.s.ser-by, almost turn dark, but after seeing the Great Ye's post, I suddenly feel that the Great Ye is quite cute.

9L: b.u.mp the ls, I just witness a pa.s.ser-byer on JunYe-sama's post turn into a fan

10L: hehe, 8L and 9L, isn't it just a JunYe fan pretending to be a pa.s.ser-byer? This method is really clumsy. But nevertheless, our sama is really amazing. JunYe is blind not to notice our sama.

11L: Upstair, be good and take medicine, your nc is a disease that needs to be treated!

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57L JunYe: I hope everyone will not fight or taunt them anymore. Let them say what they want to say. Although we can't manage other people, I hope that my fans can withdraw from this dispute. Even more, the radio drama community should be a peaceful and secure place. After all, we all come here to listen to the plays, not to see catfights.

58L: ls our idol unexpectedly appeared, so good! Later they will no longer exist. I will not say even a word to them!

59L: sama, rest a.s.sure! We will not talk to them!

60L: +11111

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Ye JunGe sent the post and was satisfied to see the task progress increased from 5% to 30%. Afterward, he left the matter alone. His main priority now was to officially hook up. A month has already pa.s.sed and yet the two people were actually still in the ‘sleeping purely in bed while also covered up with blanket and doing simple chatting' stage. The relations.h.i.+p was not clear despite the ambiguity becoming more and more dense. It was time for something to be done.

1. clean-living and honest // 洁身自好 // jié​shēn​zì​hào – clean-living and honest (idiom); to avoid immorality / to shun evil influence / to mind one's own business and keep out of trouble / to keep one's hands clean

2. anti-scale // 逆鳞 // nìlín – to basically rub somebody the wrong way

3. little brother // 兄弟 // xiōngdì – not an actually blood related brother, more of a friendly brotherly or fraternal like term to call someone younger than you; a familiar form of address for a man younger than oneself. In this instant, I believe they were referring to Lin You.

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