The Complete Guide To Rearing An Alien Boyfriend Chapter 68 Overwhelmed Manliness

Long Xi laughingly imitated the tone of Wilie (character of "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf", son of Wolffy and Wolnie) and said, "Daddy flies again!"

Mo Kun also imitated Wolffy's cowardly saying, "I'll come back!"

Followed by Xiaolu angrily saying in Wolnie's tone, "You failed to catch the sheep, taste my pan!"

They burst into laughter, which diluted some animus between Mo Kun and Xiaolu.

Long Xi remembered her photo task and then took out of that hip-hop costume and the matching hat from her bag. She required Xiaolu to change his clothes in the bathroom. She was ready to take photos of him.

Xiaolu smartened himself up in a while.

He wore a black hat with rivets, matching a Hip-hop style azure long jacket and irregularly cut black jeans. He looked trendy and stylish.

The arm of the jacket was decorated with a stripe that wrote a slogan in gold, which was a trendy pattern in this season. The strip, longer than the jacket's long sleeves, looked relaxed, casual, and unique.

The slogan print meant that some slogans on the clothes could voice your inner sound. Even the most common items could express themselves, so it was popular among fas.h.i.+on trendsetters and big brands.

Long Xi chose XIAOLU as the slogan print, which was the Chinese bopom.o.f.o of Xiaolu.

Back of the jacket was a cartoon giraffe pattern. Featuring exaggerated and funny style, the giraffe stretched its neck to eat the cotton-candy-liked sky clouds. A line of English letters was close to the giraffe's mouth in light green: I AM HUNGRY!

Xiaolu was really good at posing. He used Yan w.a.n.gchuan's body to posture a few freeze-dancing moves in the train aisle, which were really cool.

He felt a little hot and then took off his jacket, thus revealing the khaki T-s.h.i.+rt inside. Exaggerated silhouette, bold and unique color, comfortable and breathable clothing, made the T-s.h.i.+rt inspiring.

The T-s.h.i.+rt was also embroidered with a running sika deer. The T-s.h.i.+rt and the sika deer were all sewed by Long Xi herself.

Xiaolu said, "T-s.h.i.+rt with sika deer and a giraffe. It is really tailor-made for me. I like it so much! Can you give me one of these?"

Long Xi said to Xiaolu without hesitation, "OK! If your average score is higher than 90 in the mid-term exam, I will give you one!"

Xiaolu scratched his head and smiled helplessly, "How come you always care about my grades like my grandma? Can you name another condition? If I get in the 'Hip-Hop Dancers' reality show, you give me one of these. Then I can wear them on TV."

Long Xi thought for a moment and said, "Deal, that means you'll advertise for me for free. By the way, you can wear it inside out, which is equal to buy one and get one free. What a bargain!"

Xiaolu said, "Ah! I'll go to the bathroom to put on the other side, so you can take more photos."

He went to the bathroom and stopped at the closed door. Somebody was inside.

Instead of going to the bathroom, he went directly back to the carriage. He took off the T-s.h.i.+rt, revealing his upper body.

Although Yan w.a.n.gchuan's body couldn't compare to Fan Xiaolu, who was praised as "Walking Hormones" with six abdominal muscles and beautiful V lines, he had a slender figure and fair white skin.

Yan w.a.n.gchuan had a small face with delicate features that arouse girls' appetency of protection, which was like maternal love. Now when he took off the s.h.i.+rt, he was terribly appealing to girls.

A few foreign girls sitting in another carriage, who might be traveling together, had long noticed Lord Mo Kun and Xiaolu. After seeing Xiaolu, they immediately became infatuated and whispered.

There was a little blond girl who was particularly bold, whistling to Xiaolu, and saying in American English, "Babe, can you give me your number?"

Xiaolu smiled and waved his hand, then he pointed to Long Xi standing behind him, and mouthed "my girlfriend" to her.

The beautiful girl sighed and shrugged. She rolled her eyes to Long Xi, which could compare to Hua Fei's in the TV series "Empresses in the Palace".

"You'd better put on your clothes quickly," Long Xi rubbed her temple and said embarra.s.sedly. Although she didn't see Xiaolu's mouth shape just now, she guessed that he must have used her as a human s.h.i.+eld.

Fortunately, Long Xi had just said that she wanted to eat a chocolate lava cake. As a perfect boyfriend, Lord Mo Kun immediately went to the train-restaurant to buy. He didn't come back yet. Otherwise, no one knew what would happen!

Xiaolu smilingly turned T-s.h.i.+rt over and put it on.

The T-s.h.i.+rt inside was also khaki, but the pattern was not a small sika deer, but a golden dragon riding the clouds.

This double-sided embroidery was renowned globally for two different-shaped and different-colored patterns.

Xiaolu put a few poses again. This time he was acting cute, and Long Xi took five consecutive shots.

That foreign beauty might have a bad temper, she was so angry that she began to curse Long Xi in English for his refusal.

She probably thought Long Xi would not understand her, so she spared no pains to curse Long Xi without scruple.

However, Long Xi's English was pretty good. Therefore she could easily understand her meaning. Though unhappy, she couldn't call names as rude as her. She was so helpless!

Fan Xiaolu's English was poor. He turned his head and asked Long Xi, "What is she talking about? Does she speak to you?"

Long Xi rolled eyes at him. "Hum, isn't this your fault?"

At this time, Mo Kun returned with a box of chocolate lava cake.

He stared coldly at the rude foreign beauty and said in English, "Watch your mouth."

He initially knew a little English because he didn't have access to this language on his planet. However, he had a high language talent and the super memory due to the highly intelligent chip in his brain, so within a few days, he could flexibly speak English.

Long Xi silently praised Lord Mo Kun, "My Lord Mo Kun is so virile!"

"... Wow." The foreign beauty was surprised by his exceedingly handsome outlook. Meanwhile, she was shocked by his driving force, thus suddenly stood up.

She just wanted to say something. However, she couldn't say anything when she saw Mo Kun's eyes, which were attractive and threatening.

In the end, she could only bitterly stare at Mo Kun's attractive face before she swallowed her throat, snorted with disdain, and went over to the bathroom.

"..." Today Long Xi finally witnessed the consequences of excessive secretion of male hormones.

She knew that Mo Kun and Xiaolu was not to be blamed. Should she blame them for being too good-looking?