Quick Transmigration: I'm Almost Dead Volume 1 Chapter 12

Quick Transmigration: I'm Almost Dead
v1c12 - Big Shot (12/20)
Translated by gudetokki.

Ch12 - An Ugly Person

Chen You's examination report came out. Anemia, malnutrition, stomach ulcer... the problems were not few.

He was completely indifferent. This was not his body, wait until the mission was completed, he won't even take a fart.

"Er-ye, where are we going?"

Qin Feng turned a deaf ear.

Chen You turned his head to look at the scenery outside the car window, presenting the back of his head.

The car arrived at Gold main entrance and they were greeted by a handsome little brother.

To be the second face of Gold, one must have a good face, a good figure and a good job in serving others.

The handsome little brother's eyes were glued to Chen You... and Qin Feng beside him.

Chen You saw his Adam's apple bobbing and swallowing hard, like a pair of hunger and thirst that had not been nourished for 800 years.

"Let's go."

A voice rang above his head and Chen You followed behind. He really didn't like someone taller than himself, moreover so much taller that the voice seemed to float down from above.

By chance a beer belly pa.s.sed by with his arms wrapped around a slender and supple waist. The slender man was from the third floor. When he caught sight of Chen You and the master who came in together with him, his eyes widened greatly.

Ohmygawd, Gold was still Gold but Xiang Xiang was already not the original Xiang Xiang.

Chen You came across an acquaintance and casually greeted, "Shui Shui."

Shui Shui did not expect that he could become an overlord's mount and furthermore did not show him his nostrils. He was instantly flattered, stammering, "Xiang... Xiang Xiang."

"Brother Da, this is a friend of mine."

The beer belly swept his eyes up and down, "From here too? You don't look very good."

Shui Shui rolled his eyes at him, you're a fool.

Chen You found that Qin Feng had widened their distance, the length of his legs was remarkable, "I won't disturb you."

Shui Shui issued an 'oh' and blurted out, "Then let's eat fried chicken together next time..."

"Okay." Chen You was very straightforward and did not show off at all, "But I have no money, I'll have to owe it first and pay you back later."

Shui Shui did not believe him and thought he was being hypocritical. He had followed a wealthy master, the money was not too much to wipe one's a.s.s. "Sure, no problem."

Chen You really had no money. That 30 yuan had gone missing long ago so he was now penniless.

Shui Shui wanted to say something but the beer belly was impatient and squeezed his b.u.t.t fiercely, "You're still not f*cking done? Why don't I buy you two coffee and let you two have a good chat?"

"Then please excuse me."

Shui Shui threw a look of 'I'll withdraw first' to Chen You and stroked the beer belly's six-to-seven-months bulge, "Brother Da~ we're leaving la~ someone can't wait~"

The beer belly laughed lewdly, pinching Shui Shui as he walked and said, "Little s.l.u.t, wait and see if I don't kill you later!"

Chen You only saw that rows of big yellow teeth, glistening golden and extremely dazzling. He wanted to pry them off one by one with a hammer and kept them safely at home as treasures.

After retching a few times, Chen You ran to catch up with Qin Feng and turned his head to look, so freaking handsome.

Qin Feng asked, "It looks like you have good interpersonal communication in Gold."

"Er-ye misunderstood."

Chen You explained, "Each floor has multiple networks, not to mention the entirety of Gold. I'm just a little familiar with Xia Hong and the Shui Shui just now. I don't have any friendly relations with the others on the same floor."

Qin Feng's expression seemed to look better and his pace slowed down. "Why are you looking at me?"

Chen You gave an admiring sigh, "Especially handsome."

His words were rare, sincere and honest, and not at all pretentious. It was hard to arouse other people's disgust.

Something flashed through Qin Feng's eyes behind the gla.s.ses, then he heard the young man added, "Compared with the beer belly just now."

"..."

Chen You gave a jujube, hit with a stick, and gave a jujube again*. He gave a thumb's up sign, "Er-ye is this."
*carrot and stick / gave candy then a slap.

"Little liar." Qin Feng glanced at him and spoke, "Wait for me here."

Leaving a sentence behind, he stepped into the elevator and went up.

Chen You leaned against the wall and his shoes absentmindedly rubbed against the ground. When he got here, he could already guess that Qin Feng came to redeem* him.
*buy CY's freedom.

While picking his nose, Chen You looked at the picture on the wall. He didn't look at it carefully last time, now he felt that shape and that two watery moist and red little cherries, wasn't this a youth's chest?

This place was extremely elegant at first glance but was actually a vulgar venue to satisfy desires.

"Xiang Xiang."

Chen You heard a shout from behind him and gooseb.u.mps swarmed up his body. He turned around and greeted, "Brother Qiang."

Guo Qiang trotted over and looked at Chen You as if seeing a child of the G.o.d of Wealth.

"I heard the underlings report that Er-ye is here and he brought along an ugly person. I figured it was you."

Chen Ugly Person did not want to talk.

Guo Qiang made an orchid-like hand gesture, "Aiyo, is Xiang Xiang angry? Brother Qiang is just playing with you."

"You're not ugly, really, your face is very refres.h.i.+ng. I perked up as soon as I saw it."

Chen You pumped his mouth. Can you not mock others through wordplay, little Qiang? Can we still play together?

"Is Xia Hong here?"

"He's out taking a job." Guo Qiang said, "Last week he took a deal, the customer had a special hobby and the money earned wasn't enough to make up for the holes in his body."

Chen You felt a conditioned reflex pain in many parts of his body simultaneously. When the original owner was alive, in order to have money for drugs, he took all the customers that others dared not take.

Thus he had a nickname, Black Hole.

The worst time was... Chen You turned over the original owner's memory fragments, forget it, better not to turn over, his death was also a release.

"Xiang Xiang, Er-ye has fished you out of this place that devoured a person without spitting out the bones*. There won't be a second person in the whole of Gold who's so blessed like you."
*ruthless and greedy.

Guo Qiang patted Chen You on the shoulder. "You've heard about little Qiao right. He's a well-known pianist and comes from a different background than us. You have to constantly watch your back and don't get trampled on by others."

He secretly slipped Chen You a small bottle and stroked his thigh. "One drop every time and dab it on Er-ye's head, guaranteed Er-ye won't be able to get off your bed."

Chen You heh heh, if Qin Feng couldn't get out of bed, then he won't even get his a.s.s back. "Such a good stuff, why don't Brother Qiang keep it for yourself?"

"I have another bottle, it's enough to use." Guo Qiang suddenly whispered, "Is Er-ye powerful?"

Chen You nodded.

Guo Qiang stretched out a hand to give Chen You's waist a pinch. "It must have felt so great."

Chen You s.h.i.+fted backwards. He saw the elevator door open and Qin Feng came out. "Brother Qiang, I'm leaving."

Guo Qiang already entered a bashful mode, "Er-ye."

Qin Feng coolly raised his head.

Guo Qiang swooned.

。。。

The car drove out of Gold and after crossing a traffic light, a voice rang out in the car, "Stop."

As soon as the car stopped, Qin Feng ordered, "Get down."

Chen You used three seconds to determine he was talking to him. He opened the car door and lifted his foot to go out.

Qin Feng commanded, "Take off your clothes."

Chen You took off his T-s.h.i.+rt and his upper body, covered with marks, was exposed to the sun.

Qin Feng continued, "Pants."

Chen You didn't know what's wrong with this old pervert. He untied his belt and took off his pants, leaving only a white flesh.

A Volkswagen was coming from the left. The man in the driver's seat stretched his neck out of the window as if seeing something fresh. As a result, he didn't pay attention and crashed into a big tree. The front of the car was flattened.

Chen You's heart ached for the car's front.

After the Volkswagen happened, more and more attention was gathered.

Chen You felt dizzy staying under the sun. He grabbed his arms, "Er-ye, why don't I go somewhere else? I'm afraid the traffic police will come and say that I'm disrupting the traffic."

Qin Feng's thin lips pressed together, "Get on."

As Chen You made to grab his s.h.i.+rt and pants, a tepid voice sounded beside his ear, "You still want to keep that stinking clothes for the New Year?"

He immediately understood the cause of the other party's nerves and smiles piled up on his face, "If Er-ye hates it, how can I dare to keep it."

"I just don't think it's good to throw trash everywhere." Chen You picked up his clothes, threw them into the nearby garbage can and took one last look. He just wore them this morning, the T-s.h.i.+rt was worth around 4,000 and the pants around 7,000.

Although it wasn't his money, it still hurt.

Chen You pressed his hands together, took two steps and turned around. It hurt even more. His father earned 2,000 a month, it would take half a year to have that amount (to buy the clothes).

"Er-ye, they can still be worn after was.h.i.+ng... Pretend I didn't say it."

The facially paralyzed driver in front, who witnessed the whole course of events, was already petrified.

At night, Chen You was called out. Before going out, he used the small flower ointment given by the System. His hand slipped and squeezed out a big lump. His b.u.t.t was chilly at first, then it burned, as if soaked in cooling oil for three days and three nights, it was both sour and invigorating.

Qin Feng's breath was thick and heavy. He only felt the young man seem different today but he couldn't pinpoint what exactly.

What he was sure of was that the current young man made him lose control.

The long night pa.s.sed.

In the morning, Chen You struggled to pull out the small ointment, focused his eyes and looked at it word by word. At the bottom small corner stood a line of words: 'Take you to the climax. Take you flying'.

"D*mn!"

Chen You tossed the ointment angrily. By chance, it fell at the feet of Qin Feng who was walking over and he picked it up.

"Chrysanthemum Spirit?"

Qin Feng lifted his eyelids, "Did you use this last night?"

"A little bit." Chen You's face was not red nor was his heart thumping, "I picked up that thing, it is of unknown origin and I don't know what the ingredients are. Just throw it away."

Qin Feng threw it, threw it into the drawer.

"..."

F*ck, what's your meaning? Chen You was getting anxious. "My b.u.t.t hurts like h.e.l.l, that stuff must be poisonous."

Qin Feng b.u.t.toned his s.h.i.+rt. "Your b.u.t.t hurts, I caused it."

Chen You pulled up his lips, yo, you also know it ah.

"Is Er-ye going out so early?"

"Yes." Qin Feng rarely answered when asked. "(The below / Make noodles)*  for me to eat."
*xia mian: lower part / bottom. xia mian: to boil noodles.

Chen You leapt to sit up and covering his b.u.t.t with a face full of disbelief, asked, "Really?"

Qin Feng was stunned for a moment, having lived for more than 40 years, it was his first time to be ashamed into anger. He went out with a livid face.

Chen You yelled out the door, "Not eating? Er-ye, I washed it with soap. Do you still want to eat?"

There was a roar from the corridor, "Roll downstairs, go to the kitchen and cook noodles for me!"

Chen You immediately collapsed, f*ck, he was excited for nothing.

。。。

On the morning of the 4th, Chen You heard signs of activity outside and knew that Qiao MingYue was back.

One day earlier than the agreed date, a suitable rhythm to catch a couple in the act.

Chen You really didn't want to eat this surprise.

He and Qiao MingYue could get close to Qin Feng, was through riding on the coat-tails of the cinnabar mole.

One relied on face and one relied on mouth.

The same stratagem but Chen You's goal was the evil value in Qin Feng's heart and Qiao MingYue's goal was Qin Feng's recognition.

Due to different needs, the cards played were naturally different.

Chen You wanted to see what Qiao MingYue's trump card was.

The servants were dumbfounded. My G.o.d, at this time the newcomer was still calm and unhurried, and continued to sit there eating Tangyuan*.
*glutinous rice b.a.l.l.s dessert.

Could it be that he was going to play a big move?

Chen You's heart was bitter, your mom, my hands are shaking like Parkinson's, I can't even hold the spoon steady, and was already scared into peeing. Are you guys blind?!