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=James.= (_aside, piously_) May the time be far distant.
=Dunn.= Well, gentlemen, what are we to make of this dilemma?
=James.= That's the point. Ah! I smell a rat!
=Joseph.= A rat?
=Dunn.= Bless us! where is it? (_JOSEPH S. and DUNN. mount on chairs and look round the room in an alarmed manner_)
=James.= Don't be alarmed--it was only a figure of speech. (_to JOSEPH_) Permit me to look at your letter, sir. (_JOSEPH and DUNN. dismount from the chairs. JOSEPH hands his letter to JAMES, who compares it with his own_) The same, I'm certain. (_returns JOSEPH'S letter--turns to DUNN._) Kindly allow me to see your letter, sir. (_DUNN. gives it--JAMES compares it with his own_) Exactly the same, by Jupiter. (_returns the letter to DUNN._) It is as I thought. All these letters have been written by one hand.
=Dunn.= Is it possible? But what can have been the writer's object.
=James.= Why, don't you know what day it is?
=Joseph.= I see it all. It is the first of April.
=Dunn.= So it is; and we are nothing more nor less than a trio of "APRIL FOOLS."
DUNN.
JAMES S. JOSEPH S.
CURTAIN.
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