Chikyuu Tenseisha no Koroshikata Chapter 46

“Ah, welcome back Motoki, I mean, Loliki. How’s it going with your Kirisha capture? Did you go all flirty-flirty and licky-licky with the little girl? Well, Loliki is not only intolerant but also loves little girls, what a real surprise HE’S OVER HERE OFFICER!!”

“Welcome back Pedoki … don’t get too l.u.s.ty over a little girl, okay …? There’s no turning back from there you know …?”

“………”

Back at my room in the inn, Liu and Ruby hurled horrible insults at me.

Sheesh, what ‘loli’, what ‘pedo’, so rude.

My scope of interest was simply a little large.

“By the way Loliki, I brought Ruby here like you told me to, but what are you planning? I thought that Ruby’s huge b.r.e.a.s.t.s are useless for Loliki who loves little girls. Which means I can rub it instead, right? Uhyaa —! It’s like marshmallow!”

“No … Liu-chan stop rubbing …”

Liu rubbed Ruby’s enormous b.r.e.a.s.t.s, while Ruby whined.

It was very hot, but I don’t really have a thing for yuri ….

“… Liu, let Ruby go. — The reason I called Ruby over was because I want her help for what I’m going to do from now on. Ruby’s good at storytelling so I want her to cover for the gaps in the scenario of the plan I’m making”

“Motoki, you’re … counting on me?”

“Yes, that’s right,” I nodded.

“Thank goodness … I’m not just a pair of b.r.e.a.s.t.s on legs to you”

“………”

I should cherish her more next time.

As for Liu, just leave her be.

I immediately explained what my work was going to be.

“Right now, I’m going to transform the man known as Montavo into a Protagonist … but it’s a little difficult. I want to think over the Montavo Makeover with Ruby”

“A person into a Protagonist …?”

“A person, if he or she fulfills certain conditions, could become a Protagonist — I will first explain what those conditions are”

I began my explanation.

“First, Protagonist condition number 1 — He or she must have n.o.ble blood or be special in the eyes of some deity”

Consider shonen manga protagonists or mythological heroes.

Their parents or grandparents tend to be great people.

Like, heroes or G.o.ds or kings — rarely just normal people.

Bluntly speaking, they have good stock.

That was really blunt.

“In Montavo’s case, this condition is already cleared. He’s a n.o.ble, and he has royal blood. Which means he had the blood of ancient G.o.ds, too. Therefore this one’s OK”

Next, Protagonist condition number 2 ­— He or she must be trained by a “Mentor”

“Mentor” — Enlightener of men, maker of heroes.

A great instructor.

Without the teachings of a Mentor, no person would reach the position of a Protagonist.

“This one is no problem either. I will be in charge of being Montavo’s Mentor. I will be using Mirror to transform into the people necessary for him to grow and to train him”

Then, Protagonist condition number 3 — Once he or she has completed training, the Mentor will give him ore her a powerful weapon or killing move or transport method.

… this one, is giving me a headache.

I could give some kind of powerful weapon to Montavo but — he probably couldn’t use any named weapons.

Weapons choose their owners.

If I were to train him in a killer move, that joke character probably won’t be able to learn it.

That Montavo, making me waste my time, I’ll beat you to death.

I should think this one together with Ruby.

“Then, Protagonist condition number 4 — To fight his greatest enemy and win. While doing that, obtain a mark of him doing so”

Protagonists have to fight their worst enemies after all.

Unless they remove the shackles of their heart like that, they won’t be able to really spin their tale.

And those who win against their worst enemy will receive the scars that prove they did it — this is the mark.

Like a barcode saying I am the protagonist

In Ruby’s case, her greatest enemy was the Orcs.

And after defeating the Orcs, I then took her virginity.

By being deflowered, a scar was left inside Ruby’s body. Marking her.

Low-profile as she is, Ruby is a Protagonist.

Though because she didn’t fulfill all the conditions, she wasn’t a true protagonist. Just my s.e.x friend.

— So what would be the biggest enemy for Montavo?

The thing that became the shackles to his heart — We have to look for that next.

Then, we have to have him defeat that.

I needed to work out the scenario for this part, too.

I really wanted Ruby to help out.

I will be conducting Kirisha’s capture in parallel, so it would be tiring.

“Well, that’s about it. There are other Protagonist conditions like meeting with the G.o.ddess or being loved by people, but no need to mind those. — Ruby, will you think over the path to make Montavo grow with me?”

“Y, yes …! I’ll do my best! I want to be useful to Motoki …!”

Ruby balled her fist tight.

A strong will was reflected in her eyes.

She had changed a lot from the Ruby I first met, the Ruby who was a doll.

If Ruby grew up well, she will be very helpful for fighting the heroes after this as well.

“Yes yes Ruby is growing up. Ghaah — …! Watching the young people struggle to break the wall brings a tear to my eye. Well, you’re still a long long way from my level, though”

What’re you supposed to be, Liu.

“Now then”

I took a breath — and suddetly reached out for one of the b.u.t.tons on Ruby’s s.h.i.+rt.

“Motoki … w, why are you unb.u.t.toning me?”

“Eh? Well, serious talk is tiring, so I thought I could use some healing,” I said while slipping Ruby out of her bra.

jiggle … the twin hills moved up and down.

As usual, they have magnificent power.

Uoh, it’s jiggling again ….

Now, should I suck them … should I rub them … or, no, maybe I should put it between them …

” … I was worried that Motoki has turned into Pedoki … but Motoki is Garbageki after all aren’t you …”

My name is Motoki G.o.ddess dammit.

The three of us, Ruby, LIu, and I f.u.c.ked each other senseless — and then night came.

I headed towards Shackna forest.

I walked through the eerie forest and reached the opening in the center of it.

Ther would usually be Kirisha here, but of course she wouldn’t be here at this hour.

She’d be home already.

“Now then …”

I used Mirror and transformed into Kirisha.

And as her, I willed.

‘Gather round desuyo! Kirisha’s friends!’

Immediately, beasts with red s.h.i.+ning neckbands appeared from all over the forest.

Kirisha’s Tamed friends.

“You’re such a good boy”

I gave the black wolf G.o.doff a pat in the back.

I then touched the neckband and whispered.

“G.o.doff, I command you in the name of Kirisha —”