"George Washington's" Last Duel Part 4

"George Was.h.i.+ngton, are my pistols clean?" he asked.

"Yes, suh, clean as yo' shut-front," replied George Was.h.i.+ngton, grandly.

"Well, clean them again."

"Yes, suh," and George was disappearing with ponderous dignity, when the Major called him, "George Was.h.i.+ngton."

"Yes, suh."

"Tell carpenter William to come to the porch. His services may be needed," he explained to Lawrence, "in case there should be a casualty, you know."

"Yes, suh." George Was.h.i.+ngton disappeared. A moment later he reopened the door.

"Ma.r.s.e Nat."

"Sir."

"Shall I send de overseer to dig de graves, suh?"

Lawrence could not help exclaiming, "Good----!" and then checked himself; and Jeff gave a perceptible start.

"I will attend to that," said the Major, and George Was.h.i.+ngton went out with an order from Jeff to take the box to the office.

The Major laid the notes on his desk and devoted himself to a brief eulogy on the beautiful symmetry of "the Code," ill.u.s.trating his views by apt references to a number of instances in which its absolute impartiality had been established by the instant death of both parties.

He had just suggested that perhaps the two young men might desire to make some final arrangements, when George Was.h.i.+ngton reappeared, drunker and more imposing than before. In place of his ordinary apparel he had subst.i.tuted a yellowish velvet waistcoat and a blue coat with bra.s.s b.u.t.tons, both of which were several sizes too large for him, as they had for several years been stretched over the Major's ample person. He carried a well-worn beaver hat in his hand, which he never donned except on extraordinary occasions.

"De pistils is ready, suh," he said, in a fine voice, which he always employed when he proposed to be peculiarly effective. His self-satisfaction was monumental.

"Where did you get that coat and waistcoat from, sir?" thundered the Major. "Who told you you might have them?"

George Was.h.i.+ngton was quite taken aback at the unexpectedness of the a.s.sault, and he shuffled one foot uneasily.

"Well, you see, suh," he began, vaguely, "I know you warn' never gwine to wear 'em no mo', and seein' dat dis was a very serious recasion, an' I wuz rip-ripresentin' Ma.r.s.e Jeff in a jewel, I thought I ought to repear like a gent'man on dis recasion."

"You infernal rascal, didn't I tell you that the next time you took my clothes without asking my permission, I was going to shoot you?"

The Major faced his chair around with a jerk, but George Was.h.i.+ngton had in the interim recovered himself.

"Yes, suh, I remembers dat," he said, complacently, "but dat didn't have no recose to dese solemn recasions when I rip-ripresents a gent'man in de Code."

"Yes, sir, it did, I had this especially in mind," declared the Major, unblus.h.i.+ngly--"I gave you fair notice, and d.a.m.n me! if I don't do it too before I'm done with you--I'd sell you to-morrow morning if it would not be a cheat on the man who was fool enough to buy you. My best coat and waistcoat!"--he looked affectionately at the garments.

George Was.h.i.+ngton evidently knew the way to soothe him--"Who ever heah de beat of dat!" he said in a tone of mild complaint, partly to the young men and partly to his old master in the ruffles and velvet over the piano, "Ma.r.s.e Nat, you reckon I ain' got no better manners 'n to teck you _bes'_ coat and weskit! Dis heah coat and weskit nuver did you no favor anyways--I hear Miss Marg'ret talkin' 'bout it de fust time you ever put 'em on. Dat's de reason I tuck 'em." Having found an excuse he was as voluble as a river--"I say to myself, I ain' gwine let my young marster wyar dem things no mo' roun' heah wid strange ladies an'

gent'man stayin' in de house too,--an' I so consarned about it, I say, 'George Wash'n'n, you got to git dem things and wyar 'em yo'self to keep him f'om doin' it, dat's what you got to do,' I say, and dat's de reason I tuk 'em." He looked the picture of self-sacrifice.

But the Major burst forth on him: "Why, you lying rascal, that's three different reasons you have given in one breath for taking them."

At which George Was.h.i.+ngton shook his woolly head with doleful self-abnegation.

"Just look at them!" cried the Major--"My favorite waistcoat! There is not a crack or a brack in them--They look as nice as they did the day they were bought!"

This was too much for George Was.h.i.+ngton. "Dat's the favor, suh, of de p.u.s.s.en what has I t 'em on," he said, bowing grandly; at which the Major, finding his ire giving way to amus.e.m.e.nt, drove him from the room, swearing that if he did not shoot him that evening he would set him free to-morrow morning.

VI.

As the afternoon had worn away, and whilst the two princ.i.p.als in the affair were arranging their matters, the Major had been taking every precaution to carry out the plan for the meeting. The effect of the approaching duel upon the old gentleman was somewhat remarkable. He was in unusually high spirits; his rosy countenance wore an expression of humorous content; and, from time to time as he bustled about, a smile flitted across his face, or a chuckle sounded from the depths of his satin stock. He fell in with Miss Jemima, and related to her a series of anecdotes respecting duelling and homicide generally, so lurid in their character that she groaned over the depravity of a region where such barbarity was practised; but when he solemnly informed her that he felt satisfied from the signs of the time that some one would be shot in the neighborhood before twenty-four hours were over, the old lady determined to return home next day.

It was not difficult to secure secrecy, as the Major had given directions that no one should be admitted to the garden.

For at least an hour before sunset he had been giving directions to George Was.h.i.+ngton which that dignitary would have found some difficulty in executing, even had he remained sober; but which, in his existing condition, was as impossible as for him to change the kinks in his hair.

The Major had solemnly a.s.sured him that if he got drunk he would shoot him on the spot, and George Was.h.i.+ngton had as solemnly consented that he would gladly die if he should be found in this unprecedented condition.

Immediately succeeding which, however, under the weight of the momentous matters submitted to him, he had, after his habit, sought aid and comfort of his old friends, the Major's decanters, and he was shortly in that condition when he felt that the entire universe depended upon him.

He blacked his shoes at least twenty times, and marched back and forth in the yard with such portentous importance that the servants instinctively shrunk away from his august presence. One of the children, in their frolics, ran against him; George Was.h.i.+ngton simply said, "Git out my way," and without pausing in his gait or deigning to look at him, slapped him completely over.

A maid ventured to accost him jocularly to know why he was so finely dressed. George Was.h.i.+ngton overwhelmed her with a look of such infinite contempt and such withering scorn that all the other servants forthwith fell upon her for "interferin' in Unc' George Wash'n'ton's business." At last the Major entered the garden and bade George Was.h.i.+ngton follow him; and George Was.h.i.+ngton having paid his twentieth visit to the dining-room, and had a final interview with the liquor-case, and having polished up his old beaver anew, left the office by the side door, carrying under his arm a mahogany box about two feet long and one foot wide, partially covered with a large linen cloth. His beaver hat was c.o.c.ked on the side of his head, with an air supposed to be impressive.

He wore the Major's coat and flowered velvet waistcoat respecting which he had won so signal a victory in the morning, and he flaunted a large bandanna handkerchief, the owners.h.i.+p of which he had transferred still more recently. The Major's orders to George Was.h.i.+ngton were to convey the box to the garden in a secret manner, but George Was.h.i.+ngton was far too much impressed with the importance of the part he bore in the affair to lose the opportunity of impressing the other servants. Instead, therefore, of taking a by-path, he marched ostentatiously through the yard with a manner which effected his object, if not his master's, and which struck the entire circle of servants with inexpressible awe.

However, after he gained the garden and reached a spot where he was no longer in danger of being observed by any one, he adopted a manner of the greatest secrecy, and proceeded to the place selected for the meeting with a degree of caution which could not have been greater had he been covertly stealing his way through a band of hostile Indians. The spot chosen for the meeting was a gra.s.s plot bounded on three sides by shrubbery and on the fourth by the wall of the little square within which had been laid to rest the mortal remains of some half dozen generations of the Burwells. Though the gra.s.s was green and the sky above was of the deep steely hue which the late afternoon brings; yet the thick shrubbery which secluded the place gave it an air of wildness, and the tops of the tall monuments gleaming white over the old wall against the dark cedars, added an impression of ghostliness which had long caused the locality to be generally avoided by the negroes from the time that the afternoon shadows began to lengthen.

George Was.h.i.+ngton, indeed, as he made his way stealthily down towards the rendezvous glanced behind him once or twice as if he were not at all certain that some impalpable pursuer were not following him, and he almost jumped out of his shoes when the Major, who had for ten minutes been pacing up and down the gra.s.s-plat in a fume of impatience, caught sight of him and suddenly shouted, "Why don't you come on, you--rascal?"

As soon as George Was.h.i.+ngton recognized that the voice was not supernatural, he recovered his courage and at once disarmed the Major, who, watch in hand, was demanding if he supposed he had nothing else to do than to wait for him all night, by falling into his vein and acquiescing in all that he said in abuse of the yet absent duellists, or at least of one of them.

He spoke in terms of the severest reprobation of Mr. Lawrence, declaring that he had never had a high opinion of his courage, or, indeed, of any quality which he possessed. He was, perhaps, not quite prepared to join in an attack on Jeff, of whose frequent benefactions he entertained a lively recollection amounting to grat.i.tude, at least in the accepted French idea of that virtue, and as he had const.i.tuted himself Jeff's especial representative for this "solemn recasion," he felt a personal interest in defending him to some extent.

At last the Major ordered him to take out the weapons and some little time was spent in handling them, George Was.h.i.+ngton examining them with the air of a connoisseur. The Major a.s.serted that he had never seen a prettier spot, and George Was.h.i.+ngton, immediately striking an att.i.tude, echoed the sentiment. He was, indeed, so transported with its beauty that he declared it reminded him of the duel he and the Major fought with Judge Carrington, which he positively declared, was "a jewel like you been read about," and he ended with the emphatic a.s.sertion, "Ef dese gent'mens jes plump each urr like we did de Judge dat evelin!----"

A wave of the hand completed the period.

The Major turned on him with a positive denial that he had ever even shot at the Judge, but George Was.h.i.+ngton unblus.h.i.+ngly insisted that they had, and in fact had shot him twice. "We hit him fyah an' squar'."

He levelled a pistol at a tree a few yards distant, and striking an att.i.tude, squinted along the barrel with the air of an old hand at the weapon.

The Major reiterated his statement and recalled the fact that, as he had told him and others a thousand times, they had shaken hands on the spot, which George Was.h.i.+ngton with easy adaptability admitted, but claimed that "ef he hadn't 'a'shook hands we'd 'a'shot him, sho! Dis here gent'man ain' gwine git off quite so easy," he declared, having already decided that Lawrence was to experience the deadly accuracy of his and Jeff's aim. He ended with an unexpected "Hie!" and gave a little lurch, which betrayed his condition, but immediately gathered himself together again.

The Major looked at him quizzically as he stood pistols in hand in all the grandeur of his a.s.sumed character. The shadow of disappointment at the non-appearance of the Juel-lists which had rested on his round face, pa.s.sed away, and he suddenly asked him which way he thought they had better stand. George Was.h.i.+ngton twisted his head on one side and, after striking a deliberative att.i.tude and looking the plat well over, gave his judgment.

"Ah--so," said the Major, and bade him step off ten paces.

George Was.h.i.+ngton c.o.c.ked his hat considerably more to the side, and with a wave of his hand, caught from the Major, took ten little mincing steps; and without turning, glanced back over his shoulder and inquired, "Ain' dat mighty fur apart?"

The Major stated that it was necessary to give them some chance. And this appeared to satisfy him, for he admitted, "Yas, suh, dat's so, dee 'bleeged to have a chance," and immediately marked a point a yard or more short of that to which he had stepped.'

The Major then announced that he would load the pistols without waiting for the advent of the other gentlemen, as he "represented both of them."

This was too much for so accomplished an adept at the Code as George Was.h.i.+ngton, and he immediately a.s.serted that such a thing was preposterous, asking with some scorn, as he strutted up and down, "Who ever heah o' one gent'man ripresentin' two in a jewel, Ma.r.s.e Nat?"

The Major bowed politely. "I was afraid it was a little incompatible,"

he said.