How to Be a Demon King for Dummies Chapter 3

Sorry for the long long wait University has been very hectic lately. Working while studying did give you work experience but you gotta juggle A LOT of things at once. You will have to work harder than normal students by three or even four times. 

So yay~ the special chapter is done phew the next novel is just around the corner&h.e.l.lip; A very far away corner. Stay tune to it. I’ll post it on novelsupdate.com and if you do not have anything to read in the mean time check out this reading list. 

Best luck to you all and thank you for reading this novel  I promise to continue this when the copyright issue is gone 

Just to keep everyone update, after my second debut, from having my poster and Alicia’s poster on young girls walls, there is an additional poster add to it and that is Luchay’s picture. From the Great Damon magazine’s poll, if you randomly pick a girl’s, nine out of ten will have our posters paste to their walls

Hold on&h.e.l.lip; Why is Luchay’s picture bigger than mine? And why are their heart stickers around it?!

Why?! Is a beautiful face&h.e.l.lip;. Or at least made to be beautiful face out of trend already?!

You&h.e.l.lip;. You cheater mechanical doll, give me back my popular scores.

“I will slice you into million pieces!!” A very vengeful sound said. Ah&h.e.l.lip; Not mine, I love peace. I don’t have the courage to slice Lushay into million pieces. Nope, it’s not like I’m afraid that he will explode his anger on me, I swear. The one who said that is Alicia&h.e.l.lip;

“Eh?”

When she saw me look her way, she suddenly gave me a glare. Not me, I’m not the one who ate your pudding that you put in the fridge box. Umm.. please don’t look at me like that, I just tasted it a little. Okay fine, I confess that I ate three. It’s just three cups of pudding, you still have a lot more. I&h.e.l.lip; I’ll run down and buy it back for you.

Ah, I forgot to tell you that below the castle is a convenient store. Because the castle is just for a beautiful background for the final battle. The heroes don’t walk in to explore it anyway. And the perk of being a demon king is that I get to make the VIP card with them that lasted for a thousand year, ahem.. let’s get back to the story. Where was I? Oh!

Before I get to open my mouth to ask which flavor she prefers, she started screaming and s.n.a.t.c.h the magazine from my hand.

“Why is his picture bigger than mine?!” Eh-ahhh so we were having the same thoughts. Then she made hmph voice “That guy is trying to s.n.a.t.c.h away the right hand man position from me for sure.”

I don’t think it matters, you can even be the demon king in my stead. I was even thinking of sending your name for the t.i.tle of the legendary princess, when I have the time. I’m sure you will pa.s.s with no one who can obstruct you.

“Good, I’ll investigate that guy’s secrets. I’ll deal with him then!” This again? This black mail method to conquer the world of hers. I don’t wanna be a pretty of it, let’s back away. This time is one for himself Lushay. But Alicia, from what I see everyday Lushay just sits there doing nothing, what are you gonna get from that?

“ARCHER!” I jumped from fright. I thought my heart was gonna jump out from my mouth. My voice when answering her is very shaky.

“&h.e.l.lip;ye..ssss?”

“You have to help me.” I knew it, it’s always like this. I have always wanted to tell her that with her capabilities, she doesn’t even need my help to conquer the world. And with the said capabilities of hers what do you think my answer is gonna be except&h.e.l.lip;

“Yes ma’am”

I so sorry Lushay, I’ll get you the most expensive coffin in return for this, I’ll even get you the legendary coffin.

But don’t forget to make it fool proof, in case I’m stupid enough again to kick it.