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He swings away from the table and Mum gives a tiny smile.
MY SERENE AND LOVING FAMILY—FILM TRANSCRIPT
INTERIOR. 5 ROSEWOOD CLOSE. DAY.
The camera approaches the garage doors. Inside we find Dad dressed in leathers, holding a guitar connected to a ma.s.sive amp. Frank is standing nearby, holding a ba.s.s, looking dismal.
DAD
(enthusiastically)
So let’s jam. Just play around, have some fun.
He plays a showy guitar riff.
DAD
You know “For Her, For Me”?
FRANK
What?
DAD
“For Her, For Me.” It’s our best-known song.
He looks a little hurt.
DAD
I sent you the link? I have a solo on that track.
He plays another showy guitar riff.
FRANK
Right. Er…I don’t know it.
DAD
What do you know?
FRANK
I know the theme tune to LOC.
He starts to play it, but Dad shakes his head impatiently.
DAD
We want to play real music. OK, we’ll just jam over the chord structure. Keep it simple. Intro—C E, F, G, chorus in double time—D minor, F, C for two beats, chorus repeats with a G chord for a pickup to go into the verse.
Frank stares at him in panic.
FRANK
What?
DAD
Just feel it. You’ll be fine. A one, a two, a one-two-three-four.
A cacophony of music hits the air as both start playing. Dad starts singing in a screechy voice.
DAD
(sings)
For her…for meeeeee…Comin’ round again…
(shouts above music)
You do backing, Frank.
(sings)
For her, for meeeee…
He launches into a solo. Frank stares wildly at the camera and mouths “Help.”
MY SERENE AND LOVING FAMILY—FILM TRANSCRIPT
INTERIOR. 5 ROSEWOOD CLOSE. DAY.
Mum is making lunch in the kitchen as Dad enters, all fired up. She looks up.
MUM
So? How was that?
DAD
It was great! We jammed, we bonded…
I think Frank really enjoyed it.
MUM
Great! Well done!
She gives him a hug.
MY SERENE AND LOVING FAMILY—FILM TRANSCRIPT
INTERIOR. 5 ROSEWOOD CLOSE. DAY.
Frank sits at the top of the stairs. He addresses the camera.
FRANK
Oh my G.o.d. That was the single worst experience of my life.
AUDREY (VOICE-OVER)
No it wasn’t.
FRANK
(scowls)
You don’t know. Maybe it was.
He sags against the bannister.
FRANK
Why does Dad want to play old-man rock with me? Why?
AUDREY (V.O.)
To stop you playing computer games.
Frank gives her a dark look.
FRANK
Thanks, Einstein.
AUDREY (V.O.)
I’m just telling you. They want you to have other interests.
FRANK
(explodes)
I don’t want any other interests! What’s wrong with gaming?
AUDREY (V.O.)
I didn’t say anything was wrong with gaming.
FRANK
Gaming develops your reaction times, it helps teamwork and strategy, it teaches you stuff…
AUDREY (V.O.)
(sceptically)
It teaches you stuff? What stuff?
FRANK
OK, you want to know? (He counts off on his fingers.) Minecraft—architecture. SimCity—how to manage a population and budget and s.h.i.+t. a.s.sa.s.sin’s Creed—ancient Rome and the Borgias and like…Leonardo da Vinci. Everything. All the history I remember comes from a.s.sa.s.sin’s Creed. None from school. All from gaming.
AUDREY (V.O.)
What have you learned from LOC?
FRANK
(grins)
Mostly Korean curse words. (He suddenly shouts.) SHEEBSEKEE!
AUDREY (V.O.)
What does that mean?
FRANK
Use your imagination.
From downstairs, Mum calls.
MUM
Frank! Audrey! Lunchtime!
Frank doesn’t even seem to hear.
FRANK
You know in lots of countries LOC is a spectator sport? You know they have arenas?
AUDREY (V.O.)
I know. You told me like a million times.
FRANK
You know in the States they have LOC scholars.h.i.+ps at some universities?
AUDREY (V.O.)
You told me that too.
FRANK
LOC is sophisticated. It has its own language. It has rules. It’s like…it’s like f.u.c.king Latin. That’s what it’s like. Latin. And Mum and Dad are like, “Oh it’s so evil.” What if I was addicted to Latin?
A long pause.
AUDREY (V.O.)
I honestly can’t imagine that.
So Mum’s bought me a phone. That was step one. I’ve got Linus’s number off Frank. That was step two. Now I need to call him.
I input his number and stare at it for a while. I try to imagine how I’ll start the conversation. I write down some useful words and phrases I might need. (Dr. Sarah’s tip.) I visualize a positive scenario.
