Bert Wilson at the Wheel Part 5

"You'd better hang on to it, Shorty. It's the best kind of thing to have around at times," said Mr. Hollis, as he rose to leave the table.

In the afternoon scouting parties were sent out in all directions to find out the nature of the surrounding country. Steve Thomas, Bert, Tom, Bob, Shorty, and Jim Dawson were sent off to scour the woods in an easterly direction from the lake.

For a considerable distance they tramped along, talking of the different plants and shrubs they came across and naming the birds they saw in the trees. They threw peanuts to the squirrels that peeped inquiringly at them from branches over their heads or ventured shyly from the shelter of their holes. They imitated the clear notes of the birds until the little songsters paused to look wonderingly at these strange creatures that could not fly and yet sang like themselves. Timid little rabbits watched the boys with soft, brown eyes, not knowing whether or not to sally forth from their security even for the tempting carrot that Bert held out so coaxingly. When he threw it at a distance, however, one little fellow, braver than the others, his appet.i.te overcoming his fears, ran forth quickly, s.n.a.t.c.hed the carrot and scurried back in a panic to his burrow, where, with his bright eyes fixed on these humans who had been so kind to him, he ate contentedly.

Suddenly the quiet woods rang with shouts and cries, the barking of a dog and the noise of people running to and fro furiously. Alarmed, the boys started on a run for the place from which the cries seemed to come.

They fairly gasped when they came upon the cause of all the commotion.

Three men, of the roughest order, were dancing distractedly around, trying to beat off a swarm of bees that surrounded them, and yelling like mad, while a big collie dog, wild with excitement, barked with all his might.

[Ill.u.s.tration: Three men of the roughest order were dancing distractedly around.]

"Say, this is better than a circus," Shorty shouted, "only I'm glad that those hoboes and not I are the whole show now."

"Shut up, Shorty. The question now, is, what we can do to help the poor fellows out," said Tom; then, turning to the tramps, he yelled, "You'd better make a dive for the brook and get under water. It's right through the trees to your left," he added, as the men, now nearly crazy with pain, started to follow his advice.

Rus.h.i.+ng frantically to the brook, they plunged in head first, while the bees, deprived of their prey, flew off angrily into the woods to search for new victims upon whom they might vent their spite. When the tramps came up, dripping from the water, they were a sight to behold. Their faces were swollen so that their eyes seemed to be mere slits and their ears appeared to be twice their natural size.

The boys at once ran to get mud to put on the red, angry wounds. The tramps submitted with indifferent grace to the treatment, grumbling that they "didn't see what good being all smeared up with mud was going to do."

As soon as the boys had done what they could to ease the pain, the tramps declared that they would have to be moving on "because them pesky critters might come back to finish up their business."

So the boys watched the strange company of sullen, muttering men disappear through the trees. As they were lost to view, the comical side of the adventure struck Shorty and he began to laugh and the longer he laughed, the harder he laughed. The others caught the infection and in a second the woods were ringing with the unrestrained roars of the boys.

They laughed until they could laugh no more and then lay on the gra.s.s, gasping for breath.

"Oh, they did look _so_ funny!" said Shorty between gasps. "I never shall forget that sight until my dying day."

At that minute Bert sat up suddenly, exclaiming, "Fellows, look who's here!"

With one accord they turned and saw the collie which they had entirely forgotten, sitting near and regarding them with inquiring, wistful eyes.

"Come here, Beauty," Bert called, and the dog came unhesitatingly and stuck his cold, black muzzle in Bert's hand.

"Did they desert you, old fellow?" Bert asked, putting his arm around the dog's neck.

The collie waved his beautiful brush and, lifting his soft eyes to Bert's face saw something there that made him his slave forevermore. For the collie, with true dog instinct, had recognized that in Bert he had a friend.

"I wonder where those tramps got him." "Probably swiped him." "Doesn't look as if he'd had very good treatment." "He doesn't and it's a shame, too. Isn't he a beauty?" were some of the comments of the boys as they gathered around the dog, patting his head gently. The collie waved his tail and in his eyes was a great longing for sympathy and love. And you may be sure the boys gave him what he asked for.

Tired out, the boys finally went back to camp, followed by their new friend who soon became a favorite with everyone. That night Don, as they called the dog, sat with the rest around the camp fire and answered whenever they spoke to him with a wave of his silver brush. Bert made him a bed on the floor of his tent and Don gladly took possession of it. Just before he got into bed Bert put his hand on the dog's head, saying, "I guess we're going to be good friends aren't we, old fellow?"

And Don, looking up in his master's face, with eyes that held a world of grat.i.tude and love, answered to Bert's entire satisfaction.

CHAPTER VI

SHORTY GOES TO THE ANT

The next morning, when the boys drew aside the flaps of their tents, the sky was dark and lowering. A good many anxious glances were thrown at the clouds and open disapproval of the outlook was not slow in breaking out.

"Gee, what a fearful day," said Jim.

"You bet it is," chimed in Shorty.

"That's our luck," wailed Dave, "just when I wanted to go to town to get a new blade for the jack-knife I broke yesterday."

"Oh, come off, you pessimists," sang out Bert, who had just plunged his head in a bucket of cold water and now was rubbing his face until it shone, "somewhere the sun is s.h.i.+ning."

"Heap of good that does us," grumbled Shorty, "but say," as he turned to Bert suspiciously, "what sort of thing was that you called us?"

"I said you were pessimists."

"Well, what does that jawbreaker mean?"

"Why," said Bert, who could not resist his propensity to tease, "that means that you are not optimists."

"Worse and worse and more of it," complained Shorty.

"That's just as clear as mud," echoed Jim.

"Well," said Bert, tantalizingly, "listen my children----"

"'Listen, my children and you shall hear Of the midnight ride of Paul Revere,'"

chanted Frank, who had recited that identical poem in his elocution cla.s.s at the last term of school.

A well-aimed pillow made him duck, and Bert resumed:

"You see, Shorty, it's just like this: The optimist is the fellow that sees the doughnut. The pessimist sees only the hole in the doughnut.

Now, for my part, there is no nourishment in the hole, but there's lots of it in the doughnut."

"Aw say, don't make a fellow's mouth water," said Shorty, before whose practical vision rose up his mother's kitchen, fragrant with the smell of the crisp, brown, sizzling beauties, as they were lifted from the pan, "and me so far from home."

If there were no doughnuts at the breakfast to which all hands came running, their place was more than taken by the golden corn bread and the savory bacon that formed the meal to which they sat down with all the enthusiasm of hungry boys. The food disappeared as if by magic and the table had been replenished more than once before the boys cried enough.

Many a sated millionaire would have willingly exchanged a substantial part of his h.o.a.rded wealth for one of those unjaded appet.i.tes. But in pure, undiluted satisfaction, the boys would have been the losers by the exchange.

That very thought struck Mr. Hollis as he watched the havoc made at table by these valiant young trenchermen, and, turning to d.i.c.k, who sat at his right, he spoke of the starving King Midas. Jim, who overheard the name, which, as he said "was a new one on him," wanted to know who Midas was, and how, if he were a king, he couldn't get grub enough to keep him from starving. The boys, who had by this time taken the first keen edge off their appet.i.te, were equally eager to hear the story, and Mr. Hollis went on to tell about the avaricious king of the olden time who could never get enough, but was always asking the G.o.ds for more.

After a while they became wearied and disgusted and granted his request that everything he touched should turn to gold. The king was delighted at this beyond all measure. Now, at last, he was to have his heart's desire. He put the gift to the test at once. He touched his sword and it changed to gold. That was fine. He stroked his beard and every hair became a glistening yellow spike. That wasn't so fine. He began to get a little worried. Wasn't this too much of a good thing? Well, anyway there was no use in fretting. He would go to dinner and get his mind off. But when he touched the food, it too became gold. He lifted a goblet of wine, only to find that it held molten metal. In the midst of plenty, he was starving. Upon his knees, he begged the G.o.ds to take back their fatal gift, and, thinking he had learned his lesson well, they did so.

His gold vanished, but, oh, how delicious was the first taste of food.

"And to-day," concluded Mr. Hollis, "there is many a millionaire whose gold doesn't give him the pleasure that a square meal gives the ravenous appet.i.te of a healthy boy."

"Well," said Tom, expressing the general sentiment, "I'd sure like the money, but, oh, you corn bread."

After breakfast, the boys broke up into separate groups. One went off under the guidance of Mr. Hollis to gather some fossils that were to be found in great abundance in the limestone that jutted out from a quarry at a little distance from the camp. Another group of the fellows with d.i.c.k in charge, who were especially interested in bird and insect life--the "bug squad" as they were commonly and irreverently referred to in camp--went to a little clearing about half a mile away that was especially rich in specimens. The day before, Tom had secured an uncommonly beautiful species of b.u.t.terfly that topped anything in his experience so far, and the other boys wanted to add one to their rapidly growing collection. Whether the lowering day had anything to do or not with the absence of these fluttering beauties who love the suns.h.i.+ne, their search was without result, and after two hours spent in this way they threw aside their b.u.t.terfly nets and sat down in the shade of a spreading beech to rest and as Shorty called it "to have a gabfest."

Almost directly beneath the eastern branches was a large mound nearly three feet above the surrounding level and perhaps twenty feet in circ.u.mference. As Shorty flung himself down on the centre of the mound, a curious expression came into the eyes of d.i.c.k. He glanced quickly at Frank, who returned his look and added a wink that might have aroused suspicion in Shorty's mind, had not that guileless youth been lying stretched out at full length with his hat over his eyes. The warmth and general mugginess of the air saturated almost to the raining point, together with the constant activity of the last two hours, had tired him out, and after a little badinage growing less and less spirited, he began to doze. The other boys who had been given the tip by Frank and d.i.c.k, let the conversation drag on purpose, and with a wicked glint of mischief in their eyes watched the unsuspecting Shorty slip away into the land of sleep. Soon his arms relaxed, his chest rose and fell with his regular breathing and horrors! an undeniable snore told that Shorty was not "faking," but was off for good.