Kujonin Chapter 54

“Amazing! She’s explosively busty, na.”
Velsa said as she looked at Merumo’s b.r.e.a.s.t.s when she came out of the changing room.
Our new hire is a girl called Merumo.
She was wearing heavy clothing so I didn’t realize it, but Merumo’s body is a little awful.
Even though she’s short, she has a nice body where the places that should stick out stick out, and the places that should be tight are tight, to the degree that you wonder if she’s a gravure idol from somewhere.
Her b.r.e.a.s.t.s are particularly awful. She’s surpa.s.sed the “boing” dimension.
Like Velsa said, it really feels like you should hear explosions1.
As for me, I thought that I was all happy to hire her for this occasion, but Merumo said she also has the Sewing Skill and Cooking Skill.
All of a sudden, two cooks entered our company.
“I’m so glad you came here!”
When I unintentionally grabbed Merumo by the hand Velsa said, “President, that’s s.e.xual hara.s.sment.”
“But, for the Cooking Skill, if you live normally, it’s something that you should get naturally, right?”
When Merumo said that, Velsa and I were unable to say anything.
Somehow, it seems that the three of us aren’t normal.

Having bought cool, fluffy-looking clothing at the secondhand store, Merumo was walking hunched over, as if she was embarra.s.sed.
The clothes don’t fit perfectly so her chest doesn’t stand out, but it seems that Merumo has a complex about it, so she carried a paper bag to hide her chest as much as possible.
“What a luxurious problem to have. It’s fine to enthrall the men of this world!”
When Velsa

said that, Merumo closed her eyes and shook her head.

At the fabric store, I bought thick blue cloth and then returned to the inn.
In order to divide it into the women’s room and men’s room, we changed to a 3 person room and a 2 person room.
When she saw me with the bottle of ear ticks while we were moving luggage, Merumo asked, “What is that?”
“Tick monsters. I call them mite ticks. I’m looking for flowers that these ticks hate, but if you know, please tell me.”
“I don’t. Does this company exterminate this kind of monster?”
“Yeah. And also things like bagroaches, masmascarls…”
“And also wyverns, snow foxes, and zombies.”
Velsa said, interjecting from the side.
“Eh? Wyverns, the lesser dragons?”
“That’s right. I have also only heard about it, but it seems he dove into a wyvern’s den with just a single bell.”
“-….!!??”
Merumo was so surprised she couldn’t speak, and she stared at me.
“I said it before, but our president is really weird. You’ll get tired if you get surprised by each and every thing, so it’s better to just get used to it.”
“I understand.”
I want you to be used to it from the bottom of my heart.
“That said, I primarily wanted to put Merumo in charge of supporting Velsa behind the scenes.”
“Eh!? Then I can’t deal with bug monsters?”
Merumo said with dissatisfaction.
“No, you can come if you want to. Don’t girls dislike bugs and the like?”
“I’m fine with it!”
“I see… then it’s fine.”
“I actually really like creepy things and that kind of stuff. That’s why, when

when I saw this company’s recruitment poster, I thought, this is it!”
“If that’s the case, then are you okay with things like dissecting masmascarls?”
Velsa asked Merumo.
“Dissection!? Can I!?”
Merumo’s eyes are glittering.
“I don’t think there’s anyone more fitting for our company…”
It’s just, she’s a little… that.
“Naoki! This one’s talented girl! I’ll teach her diligently!
“Yes! Please! I ask of you!”
My disappointing female employees seems to have increased.

I want Merumo to make all employees a coverall right away.
I took off my coverall, left in my T-s.h.i.+rt and shorts.
Showing her the overall and making a pattern, I took the magic thread that I had soaked and made in my item bag to have her sew with them. Even though I made the magic thread, I didn’t have any particular use for them, so there’s too much left over.
Merumo had brought measuring tape and sewing scissors, and those types of sewing tools, and she’s also quite fast.
“My house was a goatsheep ranch, so I’ve been doing this kind of thing since I was small.”
“H-m, why did you come to this town, Floura?”
I asked as I a.s.sisted in the work.
Velsa’s having her measurements taken, with both arms held out flat to her sides, standing still.
“Quite recently, wool isn’t selling well and it’s been tough for our ranch, too. I’m the second daughter, so I thought I’d leave it to my older sister and younger brothers and try my luck in town. I can probably find all sorts of things if I go to town. Because there’s nothing at all on a ranch in the

in the country. And also, if I stayed at my parents’ house like that, I thought they’d have me marry a young man from a nearby ranch. Normal reasons.”
Why does such a normal girl like creepy things; as the president, that’s the scary part.
“Like that, why do you like creepy things?”
Velsa asks bluntly.
“A long time ago I kept a poison spider, and it bit me and I almost died, but you’d never think that such a small bug monster could kill, right? I thought, ‘Even though you’re so small, you’re so capable! It was from then on. I came to like bug-type monsters. As for liking gore, I think it’s because I observed the goatsheep my parents kept giving birth. When they finally came out with a plop, I felt like, “Yay!” And from then on, whenever I saw someone spurting blood out, I thought, ‘Yay!’”
That’s not right! It’s not!
I’ve employed a h.e.l.l of a psychopath.
“But whenever I said that, my friends would go far away.”
“It’s alright. There’s all sorts of weirdos in this company, se we’ll accept that sort of thing.”
Velsa said a sempai-like line.
“Oh, I’m so glad!”
That’s not something to be glad about!

Even while talking, Merumo didn’t stop her hands and continued to work.
It’s fine as long as she works, huh?
There’s no way I’ll find another new employee who can get excited while talking with Velsa about masmascarl eyeb.a.l.l.s.
She thoroughly finished Velsa and her own coveralls.
The places that look like they’d tear easily were double-layered, so she pays quite a bit of attention to details.
“But President’s is amazing. President’s is amazing. How are these st.i.tches made?”
“I’ll tell you some time.”
There’s no way there’s something like a sewing machine, so therefore it’s too high-level for me to explain right now.
Even if I were to explain, it would be after Ayl and Seth return.
Even if I procrastinate, it can’t be avoided, and I’ll have to talk about the ‘Hero Extermination’ matter soon.
“Well, it’s better if you get more used to it.”
“N?”
Velsa reacted to me talking to myself.
“It’s just something for me.”
“That’s definitely another super high-cla.s.s level secret that’s to be revealed. Newcomer, prepare your heart!”
“Yes!”
Velsa and Merumo have a complete sempai-kohai relations.h.i.+p.
Velsa shut herself up in her house to research so I thought she wouldn’t have much of an ability to communicate with others, but I figured out that she’s more able than I thought.
“You’re actually better at caring for others than I thought.”
“A? Aa, while I’ve been with you, I’ve begun thinking that it’s stupid to worry about showing my good sides or about how others see me.”
“How does that relate?”
“If you’re going to get caught up in ridiculous stuff anyway, at least have fun doing the things you like, newcomer!”
“Yes! I understand!”
You get it?!
“Normally you wouldn’t disembark on an island with giant monsters, or exterminate a town full of zombies while taking a nap, right!?”
“What!? What is that about?”
“Our president is a bit messed up in the head. He’ll attack from beyond your wildest imagination.”
She’s being completely ridiculous.

After that, Velsa continued to complain about me to Merumo until Ayl and Seth came back.