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_Ben._ The Devil's alive again?
_Lord._ Give the Devil his Head again.
_Faust._ Nay, keep it; _Faustus_ will have Heads and Hands; I call your Hearts to recompence this Deed.
Ho; _Asteroth_, _Belincoth_, _Mephostopholis_.
_Enter Devils, and Horse 'em upon others._
Go Horse these Traytors on your fiery Backs.
Drag 'em through Dirt and Mud, through Thorns and Briers.
_Lord._ Pity us, gentle _Faustus_, save our Lives.
_Faust._ Away.
_Ben._ He must needs go whom the Devil drives.
[_Spirits fly away._ _Exit_ Faustus.
SCENE _a Hall_.
_Enter_ Harlequin _in a Beggar's Habit_.
_Harl._ I find this _Scaramouche_ is a Villain; he has left the Doctor, and is come to be Steward to a rich Widdow, whose Husband dyed Yesterday, and here he is coming to give the Poor their Doles, of which I'll ha' my Share.
Scaramouche, _and poor People, with a Basket of Bread and Money_.
_Scar._ Come hither, poor Devils; stand in Order, and be d.a.m.n'd. I came to distribute what your deceased good Master hath bequeath'd. [_They all stare at_ Scar.
_Harl._ G.o.d bless you, Mr. Steward.
_Scar._ Let me tell you, Gentlemen, he was as good a Man as ever p.i.s.s'd, or cry'd Stand on the High-way.
[Scaramouche _takes out a Leaf and a s.h.i.+lling, holds it out, and_ Harlequin _takes it_.
He spent a good Estate, 'tis true; but he was no Body's Foe but his own.
I never left him while he was worth a Groat. [_Again._] He would now and then Curse in his Pa.s.sion, and give a Soul to the Devil, or so; yet, what of that? He always paid his Club, and no Man can say he owes this.
[_Again._] He had a Colt's Tooth, and over-laid one of his Maids; yet, what of that? All Flesh is frail. [_Again._] 'Tis thought that her Body workt him off on his Legs; why, what of that? his Legs were his own, and his a.r.s.e never hung in your Light. [_Again._] Sometimes, you'll say, he wou'd rap out an Oath; what then, Words are but Wind, and he meant no more harm than a sucking Pig does by squeaking. [_Again._] Now let's consider his good Deeds; he brew'd a Firkin of strong Drink for the poor every Year, and kill'd an old Ram every _Easter_: The Meat that was stale, and his Drink that was sowre, was always yours. [_Again._] He allow'd you in Harvest to Glean after his Rake. [_Again._] And now, at his Death, has given you all this. [_Again._
_Scar._ So, setting the Hare's Head against the Goose Giblets, he was a good Hospitable Man; and much good may do you with what you had.
_Poor._ I have had nothing.
_2 Poor._ Nor I.
_3 Po._ Nor I.
_4 Po._ Nor. I.
_Scar._ Nothing.
_All._ Nothing, nothing.
_Scar._ Nothing, nothing; you lying Rogues, then there's something for you. [_Beats 'em all off._
_Enter_ Harlequin _in a Cloak, laughing_.
_Har._ So now I am Victual'd, I may hold out Siege against Hunger. [_A Noise within; this way, this way._
Ha! they are hunting after me, and will kill me. Let me see, I will take this Gibbet for my Preserver, and with this long Cloak make as if I were hang'd. Now when they find a Man hang'd, not knowing me in this Disguise, they'll look no farther after me, but think the Thief's hang'd.----I hear 'em coming. [_Throws himself off the Ladder._
_Enter_ Scaramouche.
_Scar._ Ha! what's here, a Man hang'd? But what Paper is this in his Hand?
[_Whil'st_ Scaramouche _reads_, Harlequin _puts the Rope over him_.
I have cheated the Poor of their Mony, and took the Bread out of their Mouths, for which I was much troubled in Conscience, fell into Dispair, and, as you see, hang'd my self.
[_Pulls him up, and runs out_
O the Devil! Murder, murder!
_Enter_ Poor.
_Poor._ O Neighbours, here hangs the Rogue.
_Scar._ Help me down?
_Poor._ No, you are very well as you are.
_Scar._ Don't you know me?
_Poor._ Ay, for a Rogue; e'en finish your Work, and save the Hang-man a Labour. Yet, now I think on't, self-murder is a crying Sin, and may d.a.m.n his Soul. Come, Neighbours, we'll take him down, and have him hang'd according to Law. [_When he's down he trips up their Heels, and runs out, they after him._
_All._ Stop Thief, stop Thief.
_Thunder and Lightning_; Lucifer, Beelzebub, _and_ Mephostopholis.
_Luc._ Thus from the infernal _Dis_ do we ascend, bringing with us the Deed; the Time is come which makes it forfeit.
_Enter_ Faustus, _an old Man, and a Scholar_.
_Old M._ Yet, _Faustus_, call on Heav'n.
_Faust._ Oh! 'tis too late; behold, they lock my Hands.
_Old M._ Who, _Faustus_?
