Harper's Round Table, June 11, 1895 - LightNovelsOnl.com
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10. Do not be stubborn with a balky wheel. If the front wheel gets in a rut going east, and the hind wheel in another going west, dismount and argue the matter standing, unless you are tired, and want to lie down by the road-side without making the effort to do so una.s.sisted.
CHANGED HIS MIND.
I didn't like to take my bath, Until one summer morning bright I made believe I was a whale, And now I think it's out o' sight.
A FACETIOUS VISITOR.
"See yat 'ittle boy over zare?" said Mabel. "Yat's my 'ittle buzzer, an'
his name is Nat."
"Indeed?" said the visitor. "Well, I think gnat is a very good name for a buzzer."
A SINGULAR DRESS.
"My big brother belongs to the Seventh Regiment," said little Nell, proudly, "an', my, how n.o.ble he looks when he's all dressed up in his unicorn!"
A LOST TUNE.
I've heard a German band play tunes, I've heard 'most every other thing; But one tune I have never heard, Is that which boiling kettles sing.
