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Chapter 286: Ninth Official Livestream! (1)
Chapter 286 – Ninth Official Livestream! (1)
Chen Yu couldn’t help but be stumped when he looked at Little Peach’s sobbing appearance. Stretching out his hand, he patted Little Peach on her shoulder and said, “Erm… Anyway, work hard.”
After inspecting himself before the mirror carefully and making sure that he hadn’t missed anything, he raised his watch and looked at the time. He then approached the Interstellar Portal and manipulated its virtual console.
“Mr. Chen, you must pay attention to your safety,” Little Peach said with concern as she wiped away her simulated tears.
“No problem. Unless I make trouble on my own, who could possibly bring danger to me in this world?”
After gesturing an ‘OK’ sign, Chen Yu pushed open the portal’s door and disappeared from the bedroom.
After arriving in the Headmaster’s Tower’s main hall, Chen Yu approached a nearby window and looked through it.
At this time, two students—a boy and a girl—were enjoying a boat ride together on the beautiful Black Lake. They appreciated the lake view while talking about love…
After taking a closer look, Chen Yu found that the girl was actually one of the eight beauties he had allowed to remain in the Academy.
“Dammit! I haven’t even got the chance to enjoy the resource I acquired, yet some animal already got to her?!”
Buzz.
Just as Chen Yu was about to open the window and shout at the young couple, the phone in his pocket suddenly vibrated.
Pulling out the phone, he noticed that it was a WeChat message from the Transdimensional Marketing Company’s staff.
[Transdimensional Marketing: “You there?”]
[Chen Yu: “If you have something to say, just out with it. Don’t ask if I’m here or not.”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “The official livestream’s product is ready. I was just about to send it to you, but you suddenly changed locations. Do you want me to send the product to your current coordinates?”]
[Chen Yu: “Is it a big product or small product?”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “It’s a very small product.”]
[Chen Yu: “Send it to my current location, then.”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “Very well. Please inspect it carefully.”]
After tossing his phone back into the portal, Chen Yu quickly found a clean spot on the ground to sit down and quietly waited for the delivery’s arrival.
Half a minute later, a s.p.a.ce-time wormhole with a two-meter radius appeared inside the hall.
“It really is a small product.”
Standing up, Chen Yu took a few steps forward and looked up at the wormhole.
Shortly afterward, the wormhole stabilized, and a white, rectangular box emerged from it.
Boom!
The white box landed on the ground with a m.u.f.fled noise.
After waiting for the “dangerous” wormhole to vanish, Chen Yu hurriedly stepped forward and circled around the box. He then tentatively picked it up and found that the package was incredibly light. At most, the box weighed around ten kilograms.
The box was also only one meter in height and half a meter in width. He could even carry it with just one hand.
“It’s so light?”
After observing the box for a moment and failing to guess what was inside it, Chen Yu carried it downstairs and made his way to the Forbidden Forest.
At this time, aside from the newly-established airport, an empty clearing had also been developed in the Forbidden Forest. The clearing was explicitly prepared for his product reviews.
“h.e.l.lo, Headmaster!”
“Are you about to start your livestream, Headmaster?”
“Can we spectate?”
Along the way, Chen Yu came across many professors and students. Every one of them approached him and posed requests to him enthusiastically.
“It’s better if you watch the stream through your phones. Don’t affect my livestream.”
After rejecting everyone’s requests, Chen Yu walked into the central courtyard and spent a minute caressing the pandas there. He then continued on his way and arrived at the Forbidden Forest’s clearing at 9:09 AM.
Boom!
Setting the delivery box down unceremoniously, Chen Yu decided to stop wasting time. After adjusting the floating camera’s angle, he promptly activated the livestream rooms.
[Advertising livestream rooms are being activated…]
[Bilibili, DouYu, Youtube…Niconico, Yeye Live activation complete!]
1,588,773.
12,005,012.
30,958,880…
In just one, over 30 million flooded into the ten livestream rooms!
“c.r.a.p, it’s really getting out of hand now…”
Chen Yu couldn’t help but be shocked as he looked at the rapidly increasing number displayed on his watch’s screen.
[First! First!]
[Guess where I am now? I’m inside the floating castle! I even had dinner together with the UP a few days ago!]
[Stop daydreaming!]
[Where’s the female a.s.sistant? Why is she absent again?! What are we even here for?!]
[So, this is Transdimensional Review’s livestream? The host’s costume is amazing! Subscribed, subscribed.]
[This is the first livestream of the new year! Let’s destroy Earth and have fun!]
After half a minute went by, the ten livestream rooms’ total viewer count exceeded 40 million.
Seeing that the increase in viewers.h.i.+p was slowing down, Chen Yu stopped waiting and proceeded with his opening remarks. “Friends in the livestream rooms, good morning.
“This is Transdimensional Review’s ninth official livestream. A year has gone by already. I feel happy to be able to meet with everyone again. It seems we have many new friends joining us today. I hope everyone can gain something through my livestream. Also, I would like to thank everyone for waiting patiently before your screens. Now, let’s dispense with the nonsense and begin today’s review.”
After saying so, Chen Yu turned the camera’s focus toward the rectangular delivery box beside him. “This is the ninth official livestream’s protagonist. It is significantly smaller compared to the previous episode’s product. Moreover…”
Picking up the box and weighing it before the camera, Chen Yu said, “It is very light as well. I don’t think it weighs more than ten kilograms. Referencing my previous words, after my next promotion, I will be receiving an incredibly dangerous product from the future. Hence, I predict that this product is most likely a defense-related technology.
“Now, let’s unbox it and see whether I guessed correctly!”
Reaching out, Chen Yu grabbed the red tape used to seal the delivery box and lightly tugged on it.
Tear!
A harsh tearing sound appeared, and the one-meter-long tape instantly parted with the delivery box.
After tossing the red tape away, Chen Yu picked up the delivery box and directed its top to the camera. He then slowly opened the two side covers, letting his 40 million-plus viewers have a clear look at the product.
[?]
[???]
[What’s this? I’m confused.]
[This shape…]
[h.e.l.lo? Police?]
[My daughter strongly recommended me to watch this livestream, saying that it’s going to be very interesting. Is she trying to tell me something…?]
[Perverted host! Reported!]
[I love seeing how the moderators are dying to ban this stream but can’t.]
[Dislike! This episode’s review should be left for the female a.s.sistant to conduct!]
[Shh! This should be an advanced technology for wealthy women in the future. There might be some unexpected surprises.]
[If it’s art, don’t mosaic it. If it’s perverse content, don’t stream it.]
[Lololol! I’m in awe of you!]
Raising his watch and looking at the bullet comments, Chen Yu couldn’t help but grow slightly confused. However, when he poked his head forward and looked at the indescribable object inside the delivery box, his complexion darkened immediately.
“Dammit! What is this thing?!” Hurriedly closing the box, Chen Yu made a shus.h.i.+ng gesture to the camera and said, “Everyone, please calm down. I might’ve opened the box incorrectly. Let’s try it again.”
After saying so, Chen Yu picked up the red tape from the ground and resealed the box. He then tore the tape away once more.
Tear!
Opening the box covers, Chen Yu found that the product inside still retained its previous shape.
Chen Yu: “…”
[All rise! Time to send off an old driver!]
[Don’t let wealthy women see it! Hide it quickly!]
[It’s too late. The 9,999 rich women watching the stream expresses interest.]
[The livestream that was originally filled with a technological sense is now suddenly turning crooked…]
“Um, it seems this is going to be today’s review product.”
After pondering for a moment, Chen Yu cleared his throat and said calmly, “Although the product’s shape is a little strange, believe me. It is definitely a piece of advanced technology.”
After saying so, Chen Yu grabbed the object inside the box by its head and pulled it out of the box. He then placed it on the empty ground beside him.
Inside the box was a small card.
As an experienced transdimensional reviewer, Chen Yu naturally knew that this card was an instruction manual. Hurriedly, he picked it up and registered his retina information with the card’s operating system.
Creak…
After Chen Yu completed the registration, a line of artistic words suddenly appeared on the front of the barren card…
“This is…”
The moment Chen Yu saw the product’s name, his pupils shrank, and gooseb.u.mps rose all over his body.
“What?! It’s this amazing?!!”