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As an author, i understand why they could be maybe deleted or stop writing.
Some of the reasons i can think right now are this:
1) 0 Power Stone.
2) 0 Comments.
3) 0 Reviews.
4) Is been a week since the start and it seems n.o.body read my novel.
5) Writing is more tough that I think.
6) My writing is not as good like the other ones.
7) I lost confidence.
8) And more and more.
Sure, maybe there are other reasons why the stop, and sure, maybe there a good reasons why the novels didn't get the attention of their novels, but like i sometimes say in my most popular novel until this masterpiece surpa.s.s it, and later surpa.s.sed the novel of the evil empire of minions of gib, to finally defeat gib...
Whoa, I shouldn't talk about gib, actually, i don't know if i can mention him, if you are gib, or do you know him, tell me if i have the rights to mention he/she/it name.
Returning to the subject, I sometimes in that little thing that some of you doesn't know or don´t care about it call author's thought, i said something like this:
"Hey, yes you, my beloved reader who is still here after all my errors, bad description, bad grammar, bad to let you know if the mc is guy or girl, thank you for being here, in if you have the time to read this humble novel of mine, go check other original novels that are actually better, give them an opportunity."
Stop to do not do a text block, i hear from somewhere that text blocks are bad!!!
"Except gib cause he/she/it do not need that opportunity, he/she/it is already a good writer we a legion of minions fellow authors, and crazy (i am not offending anybody, just saying the true, cause i am too a fan of his/her/it novel) readers, so, please, we him/her/it no."
"Returning to what i was saying, give those great novels, help the minions of gib to surpa.s.s him/her/it to see his/her reaction, wish I could see it jajaja. And show some love to the originals, thank you."
Yeah, i know, what hypocrite i sound, and you should said sometimes, "This dude is stupid (Yes i am, friends and parents confirm that) or his is doing bad synopsis, this novel and more s.h.i.+t, to make us pity him and read his novel."
Actually that is a good idea, but not, thanks.
Is just who i am, and i now that i need to get better in this thing call "Write a Novel" actually, i always dream to write since i was like 13-14 years old, reading some good stuff for kids like novel who i can name for scare to break so s.h.i.+t call copyright, and the other one who also i can name for the same s.h.i.+t.
Whoa, surely and this novel i have said more vulgar words than my entire life, please, don't tell my mom. TT, she will be very dissapointed...TT
Well, ah, i told you in last chapter that I get distract very easy, i write distract well, right?
OMG , again.
Focus annoying author, focus, and don´t forget the "The" and the "The Annoying Author".
Well, what i was talking about and you reading about...let me check the chapter again please, wait just next paragraph for you, one minute, for muah.
Oh, oui, je parlais ... attends, mauvaise langue.
Oh, that was the translator, but hey, i did study french for like three months, years ago, when i was still a good kid, reading, and not a bad man, writing this...oh, again!!! Stop!!!
To finish, and don´t say other things very different that this subject is...
Hey fellow authors, Fighting! (Ja, this "Fighting" is use a lot by korean, don't know why, if you are korean, or you are more intelligent that this annoying author, and of course, if you have stay untils this chapter, tell me why the say that).
Continue: Why are you writing for, for fame, glory, money, ego...or are you writing because is your pa.s.sion, because you like to write your own story, to tell the readers about what you have in that little but powerful thing call brain...(G.o.d...i remember about that rapper who sing with a...)
Because is what you wanna do, so stay strong, it doesn't matter if you start with a lot of errors, that is why you can correct and update your chapter for the future, start writing, doesn't matter if you are not good at first.
Let others tell you where are you missing or misspelled.
Read more, study grammar, prepared yourself better.
Or if you have money and influenced, get a good editor.
YOU CAN DO IT, BELIEVE IN YOU.
f.u.c.k up those "Grammar Addicts" Please grammar addicts, don't bring it against me -Read the next sentence like you were singing-(PLEASE, i am just a humble author...who is not an english native speaker, so please forget me...)
There are people who believed such more in the good grammar and education...f.u.c.k you, yeah, i am in my third university in less than three years, yeah, i didn't have the intelligence of responsibility to finish a career, but...
Author, just finish, this chapter is longer than normal.
Just accept there reviews, critics, and accept that is true, you have to improved your writing, your style, your...well, you know.
But, if you are here for the money and fame, please, if you get famous, lend me one millions dollars for free, and i should thank you.
This author says: I will not delete any of mine novels and the first year, maybe in 2019 I delete of leave some of my novels, but this year, is the year of The Annoying Author and his 5, maybe more...NOVELS.
Suscribe and like this chapter...wait...this is not that famous thing call you know, if you are a living person who has used internet, you should know.
Cheer up fellow authors, and readers, come on, get i read a least 10 original novels... That's it, Mic...s.h.i.+t...i can´t say the next word, but if you know that famous group, you should now what comes next.
See ya in the next chapter of this fabolous novel call, myself...The Annoying Author.
Writed, edited, singed, annoyed and a lot more of ed's in the end, by The Wind Jaeger.