Just Another Judgement Day Part 10

Tamsin and Sharon shared a look. "We heard he was here, at last," said Tamsin. "It's said . . . he talks directly with G.o.d, who talks directly with him." She looked directly at Chandra. "I understand you are a khalsa, Mr. Singh. A holy warrior. What brings you here, to the Nightside? At this time in particular? Did you know the Walking Man was going to be here?"

"Like you, I go where I am needed," said Chandra. "My life is a holy quest, for purpose and meaning, in the service of my G.o.d."

"Have you ever tried looking for your G.o.d on the Street of the G.o.ds?" said Tamsin.

"No," said Chandra. "Have you?"

They both laughed, politely. A new subtle tension had entered the Vicarage parlour. It was getting in the way, so I intervened.

"The Beings on the Street of the G.o.ds aren't G.o.ds at all, strictly speaking," I said. "Some of them are other-dimensional travellers, some are psychonauts from higher dimensions, some are aliens or icons or manifestations of abstract concepts. You get all sorts in the Nightside. Many of the older Beings are descendants of my mother Lilith, from when she went down to h.e.l.l and lay down with demons, and gave birth to monstrous Powers and Dominations. It's probably a lot more complicated than that, but there's a limit to how much weird s.h.i.+t the human mind can cope with."

"So...some of these Beings are related to you?" said Chandra.

"Only very indirectly," I said. "We're not close. Like so many other relations.h.i.+ps in the Nightside, it's complicated."

"There is only one Supreme Being," said Tamsin.

"Yes," said Chandra. "There is."

"And the one true G.o.d has one true nature."

"Yes," said Chandra. "I would agree with that."

"But your G.o.d and mine are very different," said Tamsin. "I preach love and understanding and living peaceably with one another; and you follow the way of violence. We can't both be right. Is that why you came here to the Nightside, to see the Walking Man in action . . . and test your faith against his? Because if he really is what he says he is, a man touched directly by the Supreme Being, then what does that make you?"

"A searcher after truth," said Chandra. "In my travels, I have met many who claimed to hear the Voice of G.o.d instructing them to do things, and most of them had to take a lot of medication. Few of them were in any way worthy of the G.o.d they claimed to wors.h.i.+p. You said it yourself-yours is the way of love and peace. John and I have seen the Walking Man at his work, and it seems to me that if he serves any Lord at all, it is the Lord of Darkness."

"G.o.d moves in mysterious way," said Tamsin, implacably.

"So does Walker," I said. "But I've never felt like wors.h.i.+pping him. Save the religious debates for another time. The Walking Man-do you know of any way to stop him, or turn him aside?"

"No," said Tamsin. "No-one can. That's the point."

"We did a lot of reading up on the Walking Man, once we heard he was here, didn't we, sweetie?" said Sharon. "Pretty disturbing stuff, actually. Real Old Testament retribution, eye for an eye and all that. Give him the jawbone of an a.s.s and stand well back."

"We don't know anything for sure about the Walking Man," said Tamsin. "I was hoping he'd come to see me, so I could . . . reason with him. But I have no authority over him, or any control over his actions. He will do what he will do. He answers to G.o.d, not the Church. To be honest, I always thought he was just a myth, a story they tell in seminaries as an example of faith getting out of hand. But myths have a way of coming true in the Nightside, don't they, Lilith's son?"

"If I can't find a way to stop him, he's going to destroy the Nightside and everyone in it," I said, as harshly as I could. "Including you and Sharon and all those poor sinners you were hoping to save. Isn't there any help or advice you can offer?"

Tamsin thought for a long moment. "Only a certain kind of man becomes a Walking Man. Broken men, their lives destroyed by great tragedy and loss. Men with nothing left to lose . . . seeking redemption, by enforcing justice on a world that seems to have none. Heal them, and they often don't feel the need to be the Walking Man any more. In fact, certain very old texts seem to suggest that the office of the Walking Man only exists to give the most desperate of men a chance to heal themselves and return to a state of grace." She looked at me, not smiling at all. "In another time, and in another place, I think you might have become a Walking Man, John Taylor.

"My only advice...is to go to church. The only real church in the Nightside, St. Jude's. A place where prayers are heard, and answered. If you're really serious about wanting the truth . . . go and talk to the Walking Man's Boss. But remember, John, the only thing worse than asking questions of G.o.d . . . is getting them answered."

Chandra leaned forward suddenly. "There is a place here, where a man can talk directly with his G.o.d?"

"Yes," said Tamsin. "You should go, Mr. Singh. Ask your questions, and see who answers you."

"Yes," said Chandra. "That should prove most interesting."

Tamsin turned to Sharon. "Mr. Taylor's coat should be clean by now, dear. Go and get it for him, would you?"

"Oh sure, sweetie! Won't be a moment!"

She bounced up off the chair's arm and hurried out the door. It seemed it was time to leave, so I got up. Chandra made a point of finis.h.i.+ng his tea first and making appreciative noises, then he got up, too. Sharon came bustling back in with my coat. It was, of course, spotless. I put it back on, and said good-bye politely to the rogue vicar. Chandra was even more polite. Sharon led us back down the cosy hallway to the front door. I glanced covertly at Chandra. Tamsin MacReady had been pus.h.i.+ng him pretty strongly about whose G.o.d was biggest, but it didn't seem to have ruffled his composure. If there's one thing I've come to be sure of, in all my years of walking up and down in the Nightside, it's that while there are always answers to be found if you know where to look... they inevitably only lead to more questions.

Sharon opened the front door for us, and Chandra and I stepped back out into the night. I looked back to say good night, and Sharon smiled at me through the closing gap. And for a moment I caught a glimpse of her hidden self, the vicar's body-guard-a quick flash of huge teeth and ragged claws and something hideously vile and vicious. Just a glimpse, then it was gone, and Sharon Pilkington-Smythe smiled good-bye as the door closed. I wondered whether Tamsin MacReady knew. I thought she probably did. I looked at Chandra.

"Did you see that?"

"See what?"

"Never mind."

I took a moment to check my trench coat thoroughly, in case Sharon had planted any listening or tracking things, or some other little surprise. You can never be too careful with the truly righteous-their faith allows them to justify all kinds of underhanded behaviour. I found half a dozen small silver crucifixes, scattered through various pockets. They didn't seem to be anything out of the ordinary, but I discarded them anyway, just in case. What is the world coming to, when you can't even trust a rogue vicar and her demon lover?

A movement further down the street caught my attention, and I looked round sharply. Out of the shadows, walking calmly and serenely in the night, came Annie Abattoir, large as life and twice as glamorous. She was wearing a rich purple evening gown, complete with elbow-length gloves, high heels, and enough jewellery to fill a p.a.w.nbroker's. Not that anyone would bother her, of course, even here. She was Annie Abattoir. She strode up to me, and I nodded respectfully.

"h.e.l.lo, Annie. Seduced and killed anyone interesting recently?"

"No-one you'd know," said Annie.

"What is a high-cla.s.s courtesan, experienced a.s.sa.s.sin, and truly dangerous individual such as yourself doing in this low-rent area?"

"I'm here to visit the rogue vicar."

I raised an eyebrow, and Annie looked at me witheringly.

"What's the matter?" she said. "Can't a mother visit her own daughter?"

She knocked on the Vicarage door. Sharon opened it and let her in. I looked thoughtfully at the door as it closed. I never knew Annie had any family. I thought she killed them all. So, the most vicious a.s.sa.s.sin in the Nightside had a vicar for a daughter. Made you wonder which of them was the black sheep . . .

Chandra Singh and I walked from the Vicarage to St. Jude's. It wasn't far. The church's actual location had become somewhat elusive, ever since the Lilith War, and is seldom to be found in the same place twice. You have to need to find it really badly, then there it is, right in front of you. Or not. It's not supposed to be easy to find. Either way, St. Jude's has always preferred the darkest and most out-of-the-way locations in the Nightside. I must have wanted to find the church really badly, because after only a few minutes walking, it loomed up before me, in a setting I was pretty sure it had never patronised before.

St. Jude's is the one real church in the Nightside, and it wouldn't be seen dead anywhere near the Street of the G.o.ds. A simple cold stone structure that almost certainly predates Christianity itself, it has no trappings, no rituals, and no services. You don't come to St. Jude's for prayer or contemplation or comfort. It's a place to go when you've tried everywhere else. A place where prayers are heard and paid attention to. A church where you can talk to your G.o.d directly, and be pretty d.a.m.ned sure of an answer. St. Jude's deals in truth, and justice, which is why most people have the good sense to steer clear of it.

And only the truly desperate would ever use it for sanctuary.

Which is why it really shouldn't have surprised me to find one particular person already there, kneeling before the crude but functional altar, lit by the light of hundreds of candles. I knew him, and stopped just inside the doorway. Chandra stopped beside me, and looked dubiously at the old man in his torn and tattered robe.

"That," I said quietly, "is the Lord of Thorns. Once, and for a long time, the most powerful man in the Nightside. Overseer and Court of Last Resort, very powerful and very scary, he believed G.o.d had put him here to be the Nightside's protector. Until Lilith came, and slapped him aside like he was nothing. He's been trying to figure out his true role and purpose ever since. Be warned, Chandra. The Nightside does so love to break a hero."

"It hasn't broken you," said Chandra.

"Exactly," I said.

Even though we'd been talking in low voices, the Lord of Thorns still heard us. He rose slowly and painfully to his feet, as though his many centuries of existence were finally catching up with him, and turned to face us with a certain wounded gravitas. He no longer had his staff of power, supposedly grown from a sliver off the original Tree of Life. Lilith broke it, when she broke him. I could remember when just his presence was enough to make me kneel to him, but he was just a man now. Someone had cut his Old Testament prophet's hair and beard to more manageable proportions, and it looked like someone had been feeding him. People will adopt the strangest pets, in the Nightside.

He came down the aisle to join us, taking his time, and I nodded respectfully.

"Didn't expect to see you still here," I said.

"I look after the church," he said flatly. "Or it looks after me. It's often hard to tell . . . I keep it clean, keep the candles lit . . . because someone has to, and I tell myself it's all about learning patience and humility. I'm still waiting for an answer to my prayer, the question I put to G.o.d. If I'm not the Nightside's Overseer, then what am I? What is my true nature and purpose?"

"Isn't that what every man would know of his G.o.d?" said Chandra.

"Most people haven't lived a lie for as many centuries as I have," said the Lord of Thorns.

"Have you regained any of your power?" I asked.

"No," said the Lord of Thorns, his voice quite matter-of-fact. "I'm just a man. I sometimes wonder if I'm supposed to work out the answer myself, before I can take up my old power and authority again. Right now I'd settle for a sign. Or even a hint." He looked at me thoughtfully. "I could have returned to my old home, in the World Beneath. It has been largely rebuilt and repopulated, since the end of the Lilith War. But it wouldn't feel right. It would feel too much like hiding. So here I stay, in the church named after the Patron Saint of Lost Causes. What are you doing here, John Taylor? Come to talk to G.o.d at last, and ask him what you're supposed to be?"

"I already know," I said. "That's my problem."

"A moment, please," said Chandra. "Is this really a place where a man can speak directly with G.o.d? And get an answer? There are so many things I would dearly love to ask Him . . ."

"This is the place," said the Lord of Thorns. "Can't you feel it?"

"Yes . . ." said Chandra. "There are places such as this in India. Ancient and sacred places that feel like this . . . But I never considered myself worthy enough, holy enough, to approach them. But then, perhaps this is not a place to find my G.o.d."

"G.o.d is G.o.d," said the Lord of Thorns. "You think he gives a d.a.m.n what name we choose, just as long as we talk to him and listen for his answers? This is not a Christian place, though it currently uses Christian forms . . . It's much older than that. This is the real thing, the pure pattern, just a man and his G.o.d, and nothing to separate them. Could anything be scarier?"

Chandra looked at me. "You've been here before. Have you ever asked a question?"

"No," I said. "I've got more sense. The last thing any sensible man wants is G.o.d taking a keen interest in him. I have no wish to be given a quest, or a duty, or a destiny. I'm not a holy warrior, or any kind of saint. I'm just a man, trying to get through life as best I can. Don't look at me like that, Thorns. You know what I mean."

"Sorry," said the Lord of Thorns. "I thought you were being ironic."

"I decide my life," I said. "No-one else."

"I used to think that," said the Lord of Thorns.

Chandra approached the stone altar, his voice soft and flat with awe. "To speak directly with G.o.d, without the intervention of priest or ritual. I am khalsa, a holy warrior. I have dedicated my life to serving my G.o.d, and yet still . . . I fear to hear what he might say to me. What does that say about me?"

"That you're still human," I said. "Only a fool or a fanatic never has doubts about himself." I looked at the Lord of Thorns. "What do you know about the Walking Man?"

"I've met a few, in my time," he said easily. "I haven't always been bound to the Nightside. I have met Walking Men, out in the world. Not the happiest of men, usually. Driven, desperate to make the world make sense . . . by making sure the guilty are punished. For supposedly holy men, they seem to have remarkably little faith in the justice of the world to come. They want their justice here and now, where they can see it."

"What if I were to bring him here, to you?" I said suddenly. "Could you stop him from destroying the Nightside?"

"Even if I still had my old power, and my old certainty, I am nothing compared to the Walking Man," said the Lord of Thorns. "He is the wrath of G.o.d, you see. And besides . . . perhaps he's right in what he's doing. Perhaps G.o.d has finally decided to do away with the Nightside, for the sinfulness of its inhabitants. There are precedents . . ."

"There has to be a way to stop him!" I said, almost shouting at the old man. He didn't flinch.

"There might be a way," he said slowly. "Not a very pleasant way, but that's often how these things go . . . I suppose it would depend on how desperate you are."

"Oh, I am way past desperate," I said. "What is it?"

"To stop a man of G.o.d, you need a weapon of G.o.d," said the Lord of Thorns. "You need the Speaking Gun."

That stopped me. I turned away. My mouth was suddenly very dry, and there was a chill in my bones.

"What exactly is this Speaking Gun?" said Chandra.

"An ancient, terrible weapon," I said. "It uncreates things. It could destroy everything. So I destroyed it."

"It still exists in the Past," said the Lord of Thorns. "If you could travel back into Time Past... Perhaps if you were to speak with Old Father Time?"

"No," I said. "Not after . . ."

"Oh yes. Quite. Well then, I suggest you visit the Street of the G.o.ds. Time has never been too strongly nailed down there. And that is where the Walking Man is, right now."

"What?" I said. "Oh s.h.i.+t . . ."

I left St. Jude's at a run, with Chandra pounding along behind me. I had to get to the Street of the G.o.ds. Before the Walking Man brought the wrath of G.o.d to things that only thought they were G.o.ds.

SEVEN.

The Good Man

I'd barely cleared the door of St. Jude's when I found myself charging down the Street of the G.o.ds, with Chandra Singh pounding along behind me. A gift from the Lord of Thorns, or from the church itself? Or maybe even from Someone higher up . . . Some questions you just don't ask, especially in the Nightside. I skidded to a halt and looked quickly around me as I realised the Street of the G.o.ds wasn't in any more of an upset than usual. G.o.ds and wors.h.i.+ppers, strange Beings and stranger tourists, all milled about making rather more noise than was necessary, stirring up trouble for themselves and each other, but there was no sign anywhere of the Walking Man. No-one was dead and dying, there were no piled-up bodies, and no-one was screaming . . . so perhaps he hadn't actually got here yet. I made myself take a deep breath and concentrate. I'd spent too long chasing around after the Walking Man. Now I was ahead of him for once, I had to stop and think. Find some way to stop him. The Walking Man already had two ma.s.sacres to his credit. I couldn't let him get away with a third.

Especially not here.

"It's like a carnival!" Chandra Singh said suddenly. He was staring all around him, beaming widely. "Brightly coloured tents holding wonders within, while hawkers shout their wares, and boast of the glories to be enjoyed by braver and more adventurous souls. The scale may be different, but the spirit's the same. Come in, come in, put your money down, for an experience that will change your life forever! I have seen this before, John Taylor, from the smallest towns to the biggest cities. Religion for sale and faith on special offer. This is just another marketplace!"

"Of course," I said. "Why do you think the Street of the G.o.ds has always been so closely a.s.sociated with the Nightside?"

"Bit short on taste, though," said Chandra, positively curling his lip at some of the more ostentatious displays.

He was saved from hearing my perhaps overly cynical reply when we were ambushed by a pack of pamphleteers. They seemed to jump up out of nowhere, loud and aggressive and very much in our faces, surrounding us in a moment, forcing their cheaply printed pamphlets into our hands, while keeping up a constant clamour of hard-sell conversion. I glanced reflexively at the pamphlet in my hand.

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