Baseball Joe Around the World Part 23

A few days more and the s.h.i.+p reached Hawaii, that far-flung outpost of Uncle Sam's dominions, which breaks the long ocean journey between America and j.a.pan.

The hearts of the tourists leaped as the s.h.i.+p drew near the harbor and they caught sight of the Stars and Stripes, floating proudly in the breeze.

"I never knew how I loved that flag before," cried Mabel enthusiastically.

"The most beautiful flag that floats," chimed in Clara.

"The flag that stands for liberty everywhere," remarked Jim.

"Yes," was Joe's tribute. "The flag that when it has gone up anywhere has never been pulled down."

As the s.h.i.+p drew near the sh.o.r.e the beauty of the island paradise brought exclamations of delight from the pa.s.sengers who thronged the steamer's rails.

The harbor was a scene of busy life and animation. The instant the s.h.i.+p dropped anchor she was surrounded by native boats, paddled by Hawaiian youngsters, who indulged in exhibitions of diving and swimming that were a revelation of skill.

"They've got it all over the fishes when it comes to swimming," remarked Jim with a grin. "Cough up all your spare coin, Joe, and see these little beggars dive for it."

They tossed coin after coin into the transparent waters and swiftly as each piece sank, the young swimmer was swifter. Every one was caught before it reached bottom, and came up clutched in some dusky hand or s.h.i.+ning between ivory teeth.

"I'll be bankrupt if this keeps up long," laughed Joe.

"Yes," said Jim. "You'll wish you'd joined the All-Star League and copped that twenty thousand."

"How do they ever do it?" marveled Clara.

"In the blood I suppose," replied Joe. "Their folks throw them into the water when they're babies, and like puppies, they have to swim or drown."

"They're more at home in the water than they are on land," remarked Jim.

"Those fellows will swim out in the ocean and stay there all day long."

"I should think they'd be afraid of sharks," remarked Mabel, with a shudder, as she thought of the recent incident in which that hideous brute had figured.

"Sharks are easy meat for them," replied Jim. "You ought to pity the sharks instead of wasting it on these fellows. Give them a knife, and the shark hasn't a Chinaman's chance."

"Not even a knife," chimed in Joe. "A stick sharpened at both ends is enough."

"A stick?" exclaimed Mabel, wonderingly.

"Sure thing," replied Joe. "They simply wait until the shark turns over to grab them and then thrust it right into the open jaws. You've no idea how effective that can be."

"It's a case of misplaced confidence," laughed Jim. "The poor trustful shark lets his jaws come together with a snap, or rather he thinks he does, and instead of a nice juicy human, those guileless jaws of his close on the two ends of the pointed stick and stay there. He can't close his mouth and he drowns."

"Poor thing," murmured Clara involuntarily, while the boys put up a shout.

"I don't care," she added, flus.h.i.+ng. "I'm always sorry for the underdog----"

"That's why she's taken such a fancy to you, Jim, old man," laughed Joe.

"Well, as long as pity is akin to----" began Joe, when Mabel, tired with laughing, interrupted him:

"But suppose the stick should break," she said.

"Then there would be just one less native," answered Jim, solemnly. "By the way, Joe," he added, "speaking of sharks--what's the difference between a dog and a shark?"

"Give it up," replied Joe promptly.

"Because," chuckled Jim, "a dog's bark is worse than his bite, but a shark's bite is--is--worse than his--er----"

"Go ahead," said Joe bitterly, while the girls giggled. "Perpetrate it.

What shark has a bark?"

"A dog-faced shark," crowed Jim triumphantly.

"Of all the idiots," lisped Reggie, joining them at the rail. "'Pon honor, you know, I never heard such bally nonsense."

The gibe that followed this remark was cut short by the approach of the lighter on which the pa.s.sengers were to be carried to the sh.o.r.e.

They were to spend two days in Hawaii while the steamer discharged its cargo, but they would have gladly made it two weeks or two months.

Only one game was played, and that was between the Giant and the All-American teams. There was no native talent which was quite strong enough to stand a chance against the seasoned veterans, although Hawaii boasts of many ball teams.

There was a big crowd present, made up chiefly of government officials and representatives of foreign commercial houses from all over the world who had established branches on the island.

The contests between the two teams had been waxing hotter and hotter, despite the fact that there was nothing at stake except the pleasure of winning.

But this was enough for these high-strung athletes, to whom the cry "play ball" was like a bugle call. The fight was close from start to finish, and resulted in a victory for the All-Americans by a score of three to two.

"That makes it 'even Stephen,'" chortled Brennan to his friend and rival, McRae. "We've won just as many games as you have, now."

"It's hoss and hoss," admitted McRae. "But just wait; what we'll do to you fellows before we get to the end of the trip will be a crime."

The time that still remained before the steamer resumed its journey was one of unalloyed delight. The scenery was wonderful and the weather superb.

Jim and Joe hired a touring car and with Joe at the wheel--it is unnecessary to state who sat beside him--they visited all the most picturesque and romantic spots in that glorious bit of Nature's handiwork.

"Do you remember our last ride in an automobile, Mabel?" asked Joe with a smile, as she snuggled into the seat beside him.

"Indeed I do," replied Mabel. "It was the day that horrid Fleming carried me off and you chased us."

"I caught you all right, anyway," Joe replied.

"Yes," said Mabel saucily. "Only to spend all your spare moments afterward in regretting it."

Joe's reproachful denial both in words and looks was eloquent.

They visited the famous volcano with its crater Kilaeua, and watched in awe and wonder the great sea of flame that surged hideously and writhed like a chain of fiery serpents.

They saw the famous battlefield where Kamehameha, "the Napoleon of the Pacific," had won the great victory that made him undisputed ruler of the island. They saw the steep precipice where the three thousand Aohu, fighting to the last gasp, had made their final stand, and had at last been driven over the cliff to the death awaiting them below.

It was with a feeling of genuine regret that they finally bade farewell to the enchanting island and again took s.h.i.+p to pursue their journey.