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[Ill.u.s.tration: ON THE BRAIN
SIR BLUNDELL MAPLE, M.P.]
[Ill.u.s.tration: FORCE OF HABIT
PRISON PHOTOGRAPHER (_who has just obtained the post, to sitter, who is about to undergo twenty years' penal servitude_): "Now sir, look pleasant!"]
[Ill.u.s.tration: ON THE BRAIN
MR. ALBERT CHEVALIER]
[Ill.u.s.tration: THE UNKINDEST CUT
HE: "I grew a beard and moustache for ten years, and I forgot what I was like without, so I just shaved to see."
SHE: "And weren't you shocked?"]
[Ill.u.s.tration: "Hillo, Bill--blind again?"
"I beg pardon, I'm not blind at all; asha-matterer-fac, I can see twiche-ash-much as you."]
[Ill.u.s.tration: "Say, would you be so stupid as to lend me 5s.?"]
[Ill.u.s.tration: IN HER WAR-PAINT]
[Ill.u.s.tration: FAST AND LOOSE]
[Ill.u.s.tration: OBVIOUS]
[Ill.u.s.tration: MONSIEUR SARDOU]
[Ill.u.s.tration: PLEASANT MEMORIES
"Ah, it's many a day since I 'ad it!"]
[Ill.u.s.tration: SHE: "It must be a dreadful thing to become old and ugly.
I should much prefer to die young."
HE: "You'll have to hurry up then!"]
[Ill.u.s.tration: "I have a Song to Sing O."]
[Ill.u.s.tration: ON THE BRAIN
MR. BEERBOHM TREE]
[Ill.u.s.tration: A NASTY ONE
WRYMUG: "I a.s.sure you the blamed fog was so thick I couldn't find the way to my own mouth."
QUIZZER: "What! When it's just round the corner!"]
[Ill.u.s.tration: ON THE BRAIN
GENERAL BOOTH]
[Ill.u.s.tration: NEW USE FOR A CLOTHES-PEG
HOW TO OBTAIN A GOOD FRENCH ACCENT]
[Ill.u.s.tration: MISTRESS (_to new cook_): "Now are you sure you have had experience?"
COOK: "Oh, yes, mum! I've been in 'undreds of places."]
