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[Ill.u.s.tration: PICKSOME
LITTLE SPRIGGINS: "Yes, we always dine at a private table. You see, my wife is so fond of picking bones."
OLD JOKER: "I suppose that's why she picked you."]
[Ill.u.s.tration: ON THE BRAIN
LORD MAYOR SAVORY]
[Ill.u.s.tration: THE WRONG SHOP
(_Carol singing in Hatton Garden_) "Christians Awake!"]
[Ill.u.s.tration: ON THE BRAIN
MR. GEORGE AUGUSTUS SALA]
[Ill.u.s.tration: BAKERS' STRIKE
They've recently discovered that they'll never want a feed As long as they think fit to _loaf_ the less our bread we _knead_.]
[Ill.u.s.tration: SHE: Oh, John, we're next the engine."
HE: "Never mind, we'll get there all the quicker."]
[Ill.u.s.tration: THE BOY: "Grandpa, is a Jewess a She-brew?"]
[Ill.u.s.tration: SAVAGE SOUTH AFRICA
"A PRIOR ENGAGEMENT."]
[Ill.u.s.tration: THE NORTH POLE]
[Ill.u.s.tration: SUGGESTIVE
SMALL BOY: "Hi! Can you spare a _copper_?"]
[Ill.u.s.tration: LEG-ISLATION]
[Ill.u.s.tration: INTELLIGENCE DEPARTMENT
YOKEL: "Say, sir, does I put this 'er stamp on meself?"
POST-a.s.sISTANT: "On yourself. No, on the letter, you b.o.o.by."]
[Ill.u.s.tration: THE CONSUMING Pa.s.sION
"Have you heard that Jones has given up 'booze'?"
"No, I wouldn't believe it."
"But he has, and he's dead."]
[Ill.u.s.tration: THE DOWN TRAIN
CROSSING SWEEPER: "'Ere, if you're goin' to sweep the bloomin'
crossin' yerself, I'm hoff."]
[Ill.u.s.tration: RETIRED BURGLAR: "Oh, my son! Always remember that it is wrong to steal on Sunday."]
[Ill.u.s.tration: ON THE BRAIN
MR. PUNCH]
