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[Ill.u.s.tration: "Yes, I was three months in the desert, with nothing to drink but camel's milk."
"Didn't it give you the _hump_!"]
[Ill.u.s.tration: ON THE BRAIN
THE RIGHT HON. W. V. HARCOURT, M.P.]
[Ill.u.s.tration: THE VICTIM OF CIRc.u.mSTANCES
PIOUS FRIEND: "Dear me, I'm sorry to see you coming out of a public-house, Mr. Brown."
"Couldn't help it, ole fel' (_hic_), I was chucked out!"]
[Ill.u.s.tration: ON THE BRAIN
MONSIEUR ERNEST RENAN]
[Ill.u.s.tration: A PAIR OF SOILED KIDS]
[Ill.u.s.tration: LIP.
NEW ARRIVAL (_in Australia_): "What's good for mosquitoes?"
RESIDENT: "You are!"]
[Ill.u.s.tration: ON THE BRAIN
THE LATE LORD RANDOLPH CHURCHILL]
[Ill.u.s.tration: THE CAPE MAIL
CLERK: "The letter is too heavy. It will require an extra stamp."
SHE: "Won't that make it heavier?"]
[Ill.u.s.tration: ON THE BRAIN
LORD RUSSELL OF KILLOWEN]
[Ill.u.s.tration: "What the deuce are you smoking, old chap?"
"Well, you see, the doctor has limited me to one cigar a day!"]
[Ill.u.s.tration: ON THE BRAIN
MR. H. M. STANLEY]
[Ill.u.s.tration: INFORMATION
OBLIGING DRIVER (_to country visitor, who is trying to see London from the top of a 'bus in an intense fog_): "That there's the Halbert Memorial, but you can't see it!"]
[Ill.u.s.tration: ON THE BRAIN
LORD ALINGTON]
[Ill.u.s.tration: INQUISITIVE
"Oh, ma! Are those what they call sea legs?"]
[Ill.u.s.tration: A HOWLING SWELL]
[Ill.u.s.tration: ON THE BRAIN
THE RT. HON. A. J. BALFOUR, M.P.]
