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[Ill.u.s.tration: ON THE BRAIN
MR. W. T. STEAD]
[Ill.u.s.tration: MUTUAL CONSIDERATION
ART CRITIC: "What do you think of Alma Cadmium's painting?"
ARTIST: "Oh, I think it is superb."
ART CRITIC: "I'm surprised to hear you say that. _He_ says just the reverse of yours."
ARTIST: "Ah, well, perhaps we're both mistaken!"]
[Ill.u.s.tration: ON THE BRAIN
MR. WILLIAM MORRIS]
[Ill.u.s.tration: BRITONS IN PARIS
FIRST ENGLISHMAN: "Where shall we go?"
SECOND ENGLISHMAN (_who does not know that 'relache' means that the piece is taken off_): "Let's go to the Eden and see 'Relache'!"]
[Ill.u.s.tration: ON THE BRAIN
SIR HENRY PARKES]
[Ill.u.s.tration: READY FOR THE BALL
"Phwell and phwat do ye think of me, darlint?"
"Shure ye look jist illigent, but I phwish it wur a mask ball!"]
[Ill.u.s.tration: ON THE BRAIN
LORD DUFFERIN]
[Ill.u.s.tration: BEFORE HIS FRIENDS
BROWN (_who likes to be thought a swell, and who has been entrusted with a friend's brougham for the night_): "Home, John."
JOHN: "Where's that, sir?"]
[Ill.u.s.tration: ON THE BRAIN
SIR AUGUSTUS HARRIS]
[Ill.u.s.tration: SAINTLY POLITENESS]
[Ill.u.s.tration: ON THE BRAIN
SIR EDWARD LAWSON]
[Ill.u.s.tration: OH, LISTEN TO A TALE OF "WO"]
[Ill.u.s.tration: ON THE BRAIN
MR. RUDYARD KIPLING]
[Ill.u.s.tration: THE NEW JEW
"And so you're going to marry a Christian and disgrace your poor old father."
"Yeth, but I'm goin' to change my name to Smith."
"But what are you goin' to do with _that_ nose?"]
[Ill.u.s.tration: "Oh, I say! Ain't 'e in a bloomin' 'urry; 'e wants to git there before the 'orse."]
