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Jack glanced down to see the white ball staring back up at him, still perched on the tee.

The crowed bellowed its approval. No one had ever seen a game of golf before and they were certain Jack's technique was masterful. 'Why doncha take another swing,' said Bobby Jones kindly.

Jack managed his second shot with slightly more dignity than the first: the ball rolled twenty yards down the hill before coming to rest in the rough, causing him to wonder, if perhaps, it might have been better to practise.

Now it was Sadie's turn. Jack had worked very hard to convince her to play; he bought her a beautiful set of lady's clubs and at first only the knowledge that they would be wasted otherwise, had persuaded her. But now, to her surprise, she was rather looking forward to it. She had never held a club before and had not even practised her grip on saucepan handles. Still, she reasoned, she couldn't be much worse than Jack. She studied Bobby Jones very closely and, after slipping her tee into the ground, tried to mimic his stance. It felt surprisingly comfortable and she was quite relaxed as she filtered out the din of the crowd. She raised her club, and then brought it down in a seamless arc. There was a crack, and she watched in utter astonishment as the ball sailed through the air and landed in the middle of the fairway.



'Sweet Jesus,' said Bobby Jones in amazement. 'Your wife has a perfect swing. She's a natural.'

Jack turned scarlet with pride.

Sadie won the women's match by twelve strokes and Bobby Jones the men's by a hundred and three. Jack was not the worst golfer in the compet.i.tion and actually made it into the top three simply by not losing his ball. Twenty-seven b.a.l.l.s were lost completely and two players forced to withdraw as no more replacements could be found, but no one seemed to mind and the crowd hooted encouragement at every stroke. When the match ended there was a small celebration on the final fairway. The crowd whooped as Jack awarded the women's medal to his wife and the first ever Queen Elizabeth Golf trophy to Bobby Jones. Bobby held it aloft and posed cheerfully for photographs before climbing back into his plane and taking off into the hazy sky. The crowd continued to cheer until the small biplane disappeared over the horizon.

After it had gone, Ba.s.set cleared his throat and raised himself to his full height for the final announcement.

'I wish to ask Mr Jack Rose-in-Bloom, with the full authority of the Coronation Committee, if he would do us the honour of crowning the Pursebury Queen at the coronation today in the village hall at eleven o'clock.'

Jack was dumbstruck he took off his gla.s.ses and cleaned them again on his tie. He tried to speak but there was a strange feeling in his throat.

A short while later he sat down in the garden, enjoying the pleasant suns.h.i.+ne on his bald head. He was deeply touched at being asked to crown the village queen, but also a little concerned considering the amount of cider he was supposed to imbibe. According to Curtis's instructions, he needed to scramble to the top of Bulbarrow before midday. The coronation was due to start at eleven, but in his limited experience Jack knew that village events rarely ran to time he was also dubious about being able to make the steep climb after five pints of the brew. He concluded it was best not to think about it.

He took another gulp; it burned his throat and made him choke this was the proper stuff all right. He drifted off to sleep and dreamt of Curtis. The old man was alive again and they sat on the gra.s.s above the fifth tee, sharing the flask. They watched the big clouds buffeting across the sky and the swifts soaring amongst the beech trees. Jack handed him the cider and Curtis took a long drink.

'Ah. Now that's there is proper stuff,' he said, giving a great yawn.

'I followed your instructions.'

'I know yer did. But tisn't many chaps what can make it. Takes a special summat.' Curtis chuckled. 'Yoos is a proper Dorsit man now. A real good Englishman. An' yoos knows what that means.'

'Dad.'

Elizabeth roused him from his deep doze. 'Dad.'

Jack opened his eyes and was instantly filled with sadness his friend was dead once more.

'It's half ten. You need to go down to the village hall.'

'All right. All right.'

Jack took Elizabeth's arm, admiring her new outfit; she was wearing a navy frock that flared above the knee, and her newly short dark hair was glossy beneath a matching blue hair-band. Furtively, he took another gulp of the strange smelling liquid. He had lost count now of how much he had drunk but supposed that this was a good sign. Gratefully, he leant against his daughter and together they made their way down the lane.

Jack had a seat set up outside the village hall; it was the same wooden one as everyone else, but his had a cardboard cut-out of a bishop's mitre behind and a shepherd's crook. Behind the audience rows, twenty long tables covered with white cloths and strewn with red roses had been laid out on the village green, ready for the luncheon. Banners blew in the wind and children waved flags. Jack took another stealthy swig from the flask and squinted into the sun he could just make out the clock tower on the church from here. It was ten forty-five they were still on time. The Pursebury Queen's throne rested in the centre of the green on a raised platform that was bedecked with a canopy of flowers and, Jack had to admit, it all looked rather wonderful. He took another drink. Elizabeth blew him a kiss and he beamed back; she was easily the prettiest girl in the crowd. Sadie came and sat beside him, and he cast an approving eye over her; she was wearing a crimson dress and looked very fetching. Then, the Pursebury Players struck up the national anthem and the village rose to its feet. Sadie gave Jack a peck on the cheek. 'Look, the parade is starting.'

She got up and went to the edge of the green for a better view, leaving Jack alone. He had been far too preoccupied with his golf tournament to listen to any other details. He only knew that it was all supposed to finish before twelve and that the woolly-pig would appear on the top of Bulbarrow at midday sharp. It was most strange; the more of the special cider he drank, the more certain he felt that the creature would come.

Jack sweltered in his regal robes. The music was soothing rather than rousing, and he fought against sleep. Once again, he glanced at the church clock. Eleven. Running late now. Never mind, he could walk fast. He got to his feet and swayed as Elizabeth caught his arm.

'Are you all right?'

Jack pa.s.sed her the jar. 'Have a sip of that.'

Elizabeth choked. 'Daddy, what is it?'

'Secret.' He pressed a finger to his lips. 'I'll tell you when I'm dead.'

She looked a little worried as her father collapsed into his chair and began to toy with the bishop's mitre. Ba.s.set ambled past and winked at him. 'A' right, Jack ready?'

Jack tried his best to look official but Ba.s.set gave him a second glance something wasn't right. He sat down in the empty seat next to him and sniffed.

'You got special cider.'

Jack handed him the flask and Ba.s.set took a loud slug of booze.

'I am confiscating this. You needs to be sober.'

Jack hiccupped happily. 'I'm fine. Just fine and dandelion.'

'Aye. I'll jist sit here. We is runnin' late.'

Jack sighed and tried to focus on the church clock everything was getting a little fuzzy. Eleven thirty. He still might make it. The national anthem started again and the ladies-in-waiting took their places at the foot of the throne, while the children gathered on the gra.s.s. The adults all waited expectantly in neat rows; there was a scent of carbolic soap and clean skin.

'Ba.s.set, do you want to crown the Queen?'

'What does you mean?'

Jack stared at the village clock. Eleven forty-five. If he left now said he had a headache, a gangrenous leg or something and ran to the top of Bulbarrow, then he might just make the woolly-pig. Two children began to sprinkle confetti petals on the gra.s.s up the central aisle, where the village Queen was to walk, and Jack got to his feet it was almost his moment.

'You could crown the Queen.'

Ba.s.set's face fell. 'You is jist nervous Jack. You'll be grand.'

There was a hush as the Queen descended from her horse-drawn carriage. She was a tall, buxom girl but she understood the magnificence of the occasion and walked with a stately pride. All the faces on the green turned to watch her they were filled with such hope and expectation, and Jack realised that he couldn't disappoint them. He would have to miss the woolly-pig. He hoped Curtis would understand, and muttered under his breath, 'I can't let them all down, my friend. It wouldn't be British.'

He grabbed Ba.s.set and lurched dangerously.

'Jack Ba.s.set. Walk with me.'

'I'd be honoured.'

Slowly, arm in arm, the two old men followed the Pursebury Queen up the aisle. All heads turned to watch them as they pa.s.sed; the small, purple-robed bishop and the round, suited farmer. Sadie thought she would burst with pride as her husband proceeded past her seat. He moved so carefully, aware of the importance of the day to the village and to avoid toppling over from the cider.

Ba.s.set stopped at the end of the aisle. The Queen was already seated on her throne and Jack climbed the steps to kneel before her. She tapped him on the shoulder with her sceptre and he stood. Doing his best to remain steady, he turned to the crowd. He couldn't see any of their faces and colours began to pool together there was a sea of white dresses, another of swaying gra.s.s and the sky was throbbing blue. Flying above them all was a squadron of jitterbugs. They cast their weird green light over the village and flitted in looping patterns amongst the trees. On the horizon Jack could see Bulbarrow Ridge, and the jagged hawthorn branches uneven against the smooth skyline. Was the woolly-pig there waiting for him?

A child knelt at his feet, holding a cus.h.i.+on on which lay a golden crown. Jack bent down and raised it up to the crowd. He took a step towards the Queen and she lowered her head to receive the diadem. It glinted in the sun, blinding him for a moment. He paused, crown held aloft, and turned once more to Bulbarrow. And there on the top he saw it: a giant boar with great carved tusks as white as bleached bone, its coat thick and matted like a sheep's fleece, its snout long and upturned like a pig's. It was a creature of majesty and magnificence, and it seemed to Jack that it saw him and met his gaze with its s.h.i.+ning green eyes. As the clock struck midday, Jack placed the crown on the head of the Pursebury Queen. Then, the hour bell finished chiming and the woolly-pig was gone.

POSTSCRIPT.

Elizabeth shaded her eyes with a hand, searching the sun-soaked garden for her father. She spied him sprawled on a deckchair under the shade of a cherry tree. He was fast asleep, the sound of his snores harmonising with the hum of the bees, his walking stick propped beside him. She watched as blossom rained down on his bald head like confetti.

The flowerbeds were overgrown with ragged-robin, clouds of pale blue forget-me-nots and ground elder; bindweed choked the roses and ivy grappled with the clematis. Slugs had eaten away the red snapdragons, leaving silvery trails along the low stone wall. The gra.s.s was long; it had not been cut for several weeks and had begun to go to seed under the creaking plum tree, but Elizabeth said nothing about the general state of neglect because Jack was insistent Sadie had liked the weeds, so this was a garden where everything was allowed to grow. The only sign of interference was the small s.p.a.ce cleared around her mother's beloved rose bush. There was a single peach-coloured bud that smelled faintly of cinnamon, but the bush was turning black and half of its leaves were dead.

Jack stretched luxuriantly and gave a great yawn. 'It's hard work being old. Very tiring.'

Elizabeth laughed. 'I know.'

'Poppyc.o.c.k. You're not even fifty.'

'I'm fifty-three.'

'Exactly. You've barely started. I only got going at fifty-three.'

He got to his feet, leant on his stick and adjusted his skewed hat. 'Shall we?'

They strolled through the garden and into the field where the meadow gra.s.s was a lush, May green and speckled with wild flowers scarlet herb robert, celandine and ox-eye daisies. A stream meandered through the middle, trickling over pebbles and tiny pieces of broken crockery to fill the large dew pond at the bottom. Fat b.u.t.tercup lilies trembled on the surface while lazy dragonflies flitted amongst the reeds.

Jack produced a flask from his jacket pocket, took a gulp, and then gave a loud hiccup.

'You shouldn't drink that stuff, Dad. Can't be good for you.'

'Nonsense. This is what's kept me alive so long. I'm completely pickled like a herring.' His shoulders sagged. 'If only I could have got your mother to drink more of it.'

Elizabeth stroked the white hairs on his arm and watched as he knocked back another mouthful of cider. His eyes watered she was not sure if it was the alcohol or the memory. With a shake of his head, he resumed the climb, and Elizabeth clambered up the slope behind him. He moved with the measured gait of an old man but he still had a brightness in his step, a little half jump, and while Elizabeth was perspiring, his cheeks were barely pink.

They came to a stop beside a neat grave, marked with a tattered flag. Jack dropped his stick and sat on the gra.s.sy mound. Elizabeth's breath was still coming in heaves and gasps.

'G.o.d I'm unfit. Give me that,' she said s.n.a.t.c.hing his leather flask. As she gulped down the fiery liquid, she felt her heart slow and her panting ease. She slumped beside her father and stared out across the fields. The land sloped smoothly to the bottom of the valley, where the river Stour dawdled amongst the trees. The only blight on the landscape was an ugly clump of concrete houses that were partly obscured by a copse of cricket willows. Several of the houses had fallen into the river when it flooded the year before. Jack fumbled in his pocket and handed her a package.

'A present.'

Elizabeth took it from him and peeled off the brown paper. Inside was a leather-bound volume, inscribed in a slanting, old-fas.h.i.+oned hand. It was Sadie's recipe book all the women in her family had learned to cook from its pages. She felt a tightness in her chest. Closing her eyes, she sniffed the spine and remembered the first time she had used it, cooking meatb.a.l.l.s for her mother. For a second, she imagined that it would smell like a glorious concoction of all the recipes inside: chicken soup with kreplach kreplach, vanilla crescents, beef cholent cholent and honey, but it only reeked of dust and damp age. and honey, but it only reeked of dust and damp age.

Elizabeth wiped her hands on her jeans before leafing through the fragile pages. 'My German is just good enough . . . oh.'

A faded blue pamphlet was sandwiched between the pages of the Baumtorte recipe, like an extra layer in the cake. It slid onto her lap. 'This is your list, Daddy.'

Jack peered at it over the top of his spectacles. 'So it is. Good bookmark.'

He studied his daughter. She was starting to look more and more like her mother. He guessed that was the fate of all women. A woodp.e.c.k.e.r hammered at the bark of a gnarled oak and a pied wagtail trilled his flute-like tune. Jack smiled. This was his last summer. He couldn't explain how he knew, but he did. He sensed it, like the swallows knew dusk was coming, or the black-nosed badgers sought their winter hideouts deep underground, sensing the coming snow. These were his last yellow meadow vetchlings, and he'd never again pluck splinters from his backside after accidentally sitting on p.r.i.c.kly sowthistle.

'Tomorrow, bake a Baumtorte,' he said, turning to his daughter.

She smiled at him, 'All right.'

And bake one more layer. A layer for me. But he didn't say this aloud, not wanting to upset her. She'd find out soon enough. Besides, there was nothing to be sad about. This was the way of things. Jack was the last of them they had all left for the churchyard at the top of the hill and weekenders from the city had taken over their homes. Even Ba.s.set had gone last spring, aged ninety-odd.

Sadie's grave was apart from the rest, nestled into the hillside and marked by a flagpole instead of a headstone. Jack knew that even after fifty years in England, his Sadie would not want to be buried in a churchyard. He sat for a moment in silence.

'This was the fifth hole. My favourite. Look at that sweep,' he said.

'It was a wonderful course, Dad.'

'No, it was the greatest course in all England,' he said, correcting her. He pointed to a slight rise at the edge of the trees, where the land was flattest. 'That was the fourth hole. Not so lovely as the fifth but a fine hole nonetheless. Your mother always made a birdie on the fourth.'

He chuckled at the memory, while Elizabeth stared at the s.h.i.+ning fields, trying to remember them as they had been a series of fairways, smooth greens and waving chequered flags. The greens had long since reverted to wild meadow gra.s.s; the holes had closed over and sunk, while the hedgerows crept from the rough and onto the fairways. Now, the land was a mixture of tangled gra.s.s, unkempt hedges and scrub the gorse grown thick and fierce, the friendly yellow flowers belying the vicious spikes, and brambles spread amongst the trees, while blackthorn tore across the tees. Yet, underneath all of this lingered the remains of the golf course, slumbering like Sleeping Beauty, hidden by the knot of bushes, gra.s.ses and branches. A long time ago, Bobby Jones had played here.

'What happened, Dad? Why did you let it go to ruin?'

Jack rubbed his nose. 'Well, we were open for quite a while. And then demand seemed to slip away and, of course, we got old. But we had a good time of it. Your mother was quite a golfer.'

He paused and gazed out at the fields below with a gleam in his eye.

'But the real reason is that Jack wanted it back.'

'Jack?'

'Jack-in-the-Green,' he said. 'He's a woolly-pig, a will-o-the-wisp or the red sun sinking behind Bulbarrow Hill on a summer's night. Everyone should know Jack. And if ever you tell the bubbeh-myseh bubbeh-myseh about the crazy old man who built a golf course on the side of a hill, you must remember Jack-in-the-Green.' about the crazy old man who built a golf course on the side of a hill, you must remember Jack-in-the-Green.'

With that, he turned away and started his journey back down the slope, leaving Elizabeth alone on the hillside. She noticed a hulking oak at the edge of the rough with peculiar k.n.o.bbles and calluses that looked weirdly like bone sticking through the bark. Then she saw that it was not bone, but dozens of golf b.a.l.l.s embedded in the trunk, and that the bark, in time, had grown over the b.a.l.l.s and absorbed them into the great rings of the tree. It was one of the strangest things she had ever seen.

The sunlight filtered through the leaves, casting green patterns on her skin. The roots were thicker than sapling trunks, and plunged deep, deep into the earth. In her mind, Elizabeth saw that they formed an inverse shadow tree under the ground, even broader than the great branches above her head. The roots reached down beneath the soil, stretching under the Stour and below the sea. She pictured them surfacing on a forest floor in Bavaria, where an ancient oak tree creaked in the hot summer wind. She inhaled the sudden scent of pinecones and peat, and remembered her mother telling her bedtime stories about a cabin in a dark wood and a boy named Emil.

A green acorn dropped onto the faded blue pamphlet in her hands. She looked down at the peeling cover Helpful Information and Friendly Guidance for every Refugee Helpful Information and Friendly Guidance for every Refugee and, opening it, started to read her father's list. Each item was annotated with Jack's scrawl. Several extra pages had been inserted, all covered with his writing. There were more than a hundred points, detailing every aspect of daily life and, opening it, started to read her father's list. Each item was annotated with Jack's scrawl. Several extra pages had been inserted, all covered with his writing. There were more than a hundred points, detailing every aspect of daily life 'an Englishman is scrupulously honest . . . an Englishman always says thank you . . . an Englishman apologises even when something is not his fault . . .' 'an Englishman is scrupulously honest . . . an Englishman always says thank you . . . an Englishman apologises even when something is not his fault . . .'

She turned to the final item, reading it aloud, 'Item one hundred and fifty-one This last item supersedes all previous list items. If you see a Dorset woolly-pig you are a true Dorset man. And as any noggerhead or ninnywally knows, the Dorset man is the best of all Englishmen.'

Elizabeth closed the leaflet, slipped it back inside the recipe book and hurried to catch up with the old man walking steadily down the hill.

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.

The first thank you is to the people of Ibberton in Dorset. Many decades ago, they welcomed my grandparents, Paul and Margot, to the village and after years of living in exile helped them find home. My parents, Carol and Clive, have provided endless emotional support and horticultural advice, as well as home-made biscuits and damson jam. I am most grateful to Katharina Schlott and Sharon for sharing their remarkable knowledge of vintage German curses, and to all my family and friends, especially Joanna, Michael, Katy and Rachel. Maureen Solomons generously allowed me to use her parents' names for Jack and Sadie. Thanks also to Elinor Burns, and my supervisor and mentor Janet Todd. I am deeply grateful to my agent Stan for his friends.h.i.+p and advice. Thanks also to Jocasta Hamilton, Reagan Arthur and everyone at Sceptre for being such a delight to work with.

Lastly, thanks to David without him, I would never have written a book at all.

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