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[_To himself._] There's no help for it. [_To MR. POSKET._] Then Posket, you must have the plain truth where you stand, by George! The two ladies who are my companions in this affair are----
MR. POSKET.
Sergeant! Colonel Lukyn will now join his party.
[_LUGG steps up to LUKYN sharply._
LUKYN.
[_Boiling with indignation._] What, sir? What?
MR. POSKET.
Lukyn, I think we both have engagements--will you excuse me?
LUKYN.
Posket! You've gone too far! If you went down on your knees, which you appear to have been recently doing, and begged the names of these two ladies, you shouldn't have 'em! No sir, by George, you shouldn't.
MR. POSKET.
Good morning, Colonel Lukyn.
LUKYN.
You've lectured me, pooh-poohed me, snubbed me--a soldier, sir--a soldier! But when I think of your dinner-party to-night, with my empty chair, like Banquo, by George, sir--and the chief dish composed of a well-browned, well-basted, family skeleton, served up under the best silver cover, I pity you, Posket! Good morning!
[_He marches out with LUGG._
MR. POSKET.
Ah! Thank goodness that ordeal is pa.s.sed. Now, Wormington, I think I am ready to face the duties of the day! Shall we go into Court?
MR. WORMINGTON.
Certainly, sir.
[_MR. WORMINGTON gathers up papers from the table. MR. POSKET with a shaking hand pours out water from carafe and drinks._
MR. POSKET.
My breakfast. [_To MR. WORMINGTON._] I hope I defended the sanct.i.ty of the Englishman's hearth, Wormington?
MR. WORMINGTON.
You did, indeed. As a married man, I thank you.
MR. POSKET.
Give me your arm, Wormington! I am not very well this morning, and this interview with Colonel Lukyn has shaken me. I think your coat-collar is turned up, Wormington.
MR. WORMINGTON.
So is yours, I fancy, sir.
MR. POSKET.
Ahem!
[_They turn their collars down; MR. POSKET takes MR. WORMINGTON'S arm.
They are going towards the curtains when WYKE enters hurriedly at the door._
WYKE.
Excuse me, sir.
MR. WORMINGTON.
Hus.h.!.+ hus.h.!.+ Mr. Posket is just going into Court.
WYKE.
Lady Jenkins has sent me back to tell you that she hasn't seen the missis for the last week or more.
MR. POSKET.
Mrs. Posket went to Campden Hill with Miss Verrinder last night!
WYKE.
They haven't arrived there, sir.
MR. POSKET.
Haven't arrived!
WYKE.
No sir--and even a slow four-wheeler won't account for that.
MR. POSKET.
Wormington! there's something wrong! Mrs. Posket quitted a fairly happy home last night and has not been seen or heard of since!
MR. WORMINGTON.
Pray don't be anxious, sir, the Court is waiting.
