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[Ill.u.s.tration: SOCIAL AGONIES.--_Anxious Musician_ (_in a whisper_, _to Mrs. Lyon Hunter's butler_). "Where's my cello?"
_Butler_ (_in stentorian tones_, _to the room_). "Signor Weresmicello!"]
[Ill.u.s.tration: _Brown._ "Pity Jones has lost--his figure!"
_Robinson._ "Not _lost_, but gone before!"]
[Ill.u.s.tration: _Enthusiastic Briton_ (_to seedy American_, _who has been running down all our national monuments_). "But even if our Houses of Parliament 'aren't in it,' as you say, with the Masonic Temple of Chicago, surely, sir, you will admit the Thames Embankment, for instance----"
_Seedy American._ "Waal, _guess_ I don't think so durned much of your Thames Embankment, neither. It _rained_ all the blarmed time the night I _slep on it_."]
A PROFESSIONAL VIEW OF THINGS.--Old Paynter never neglects any opportunity for advancing art. Every evening he has the cloth drawn.
BEVERAGE FOR A MUSICIAN.--Thorough ba.s.s.
POETICAL LICENCE.--A music-hall's.
TURF REFORM.--Mowing your lawn.
A MONSTER MEETING..--A giant and a dwarf.
THE SOAKER'S PARADISE.--Dropmore.
[Ill.u.s.tration: FINIS]
BRADBURY, AGNEW, & CO. LD., PRINTERS, LONDON AND TONBRIDGE.
