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He tossed his cigarette case to G.o.dfrey, who inspected it and the contents curiously.
"Are they to smoke, sah?"
"Certainly, light up, if Mrs. Gloame doesn't object."
"It used to be we had nothing but tobacco to smoke," said G.o.dfrey Gloame, lighting a cigarette from a coal in the grate.
"Will it make him ill?" asked Mrs. Gloame. "He has a very frail stomach."
"I think the smoke will mix very nicely with his stomach," said Gates.
"For want of something better to say, I'll ask you how you spent the summer."
"For my part, I stayed at home with the old complaint: nothing to wear," said Mrs. Gloame. "I am curious to know where my husband was, however."
"Well, I didn't need anything to wear," said he, naively. "My summer was spent a long way from heaven, and I have just this much to say to you mortals: you did not know what you were talking about when you said that the past summer was hotter than--excuse me, Beatrice; I almost uttered a word that I never use in the presence of a lady."
"You don't mean to say you have gone to--to--oh, you poor boy!" cried Mrs. Gloame, throwing her arms about her husband's neck.
"Not yet, dearest," said G.o.dfrey consolingly. "I was merely spending a season with an old friend, Harry Heminway. He asked about you and I told him you were so far above him that he ought to be ashamed to utter your name. Ah, Mr. Garrison has finished the toddy."
Garrison ceremoniously filled the goblets and handed them to his guests. G.o.dfrey Gloame arose grandly, holding his gla.s.s aloft.
"Well, Mr. Garrison," he said, "I can only say to you that I am glad to have met you and that I am sincerely sorry we have not been friends before. You have given us a very pleasant evening, quite unexpectedly, and I drink to your very good health." "Hold, sir!" cried Gates. "I am sure you will allow me to suggest an amendment. Let us drink to the everlasting joy of the fair woman who is your wife. May her shadow never grow less."
"Thank you," said she, "I bid you drink, gentlemen, and share the joy with me. Ah!" as she set the goblet down, "that is delicious."
"Superb!" cried her husband. "My dear sah, it thrills me, it sends a warmth through me that I have not experienced in a hundred and thirty-five years. How long do you expect to remain at Gloaming?"
"One week longer."
"I shall come again if you will but prepare another like this."
"You swore that this would be your last, G.o.dfrey; are you as vacillating as ever!" cried his wife.
"I--oh, dearest, a few of these won't hurt me--you know they won't,"
came earnestly from the other wraith.
"If you touch another I shall despise you forever and forever," she cried firmly. "Take your choice, G.o.dfrey Gloame."
"It's plain that I am doomed to eternal punishment, whichever way you put it," mourned poor G.o.dfrey. "Take away the gla.s.ses, Mr. Garrison.
I'll no more of it if my wife so disposes."
"n.o.ble fellow," said Gates. "Have another cigarette!"
"Stay! I have heard that they are worse than liquor," objected Mrs.
Gloame.
"I don't know but you are right," supplemented Gates.
"But I must have some sort of a vice, dear," pleaded poor G.o.dfrey.
"Vice may be fas.h.i.+onable on earth, but if that's the case it was fas.h.i.+on that ruined us, you'll remember, G.o.dfrey," she reminded him.
"That's worth thinking about," mused Garrison. "There is something deep in that observation. You spooks are--"
"'Spooks!" cried the Gloames, arising in deep resentment.
"I mean shades," apologised Gates. "You do say--"
"Pardon me," interrupted G.o.dfrey, nervously, "but can you tell me what time it is?"
"Ten minutes after twelve, sir." "Oh, we must be going," cried Mrs.
Gloame.
"What's the rush?" demanded Gates.
"We cannot stay out after twelve-fifteen, sah. We get an extra fifteen minutes on Christmas Eve, you know," explained G.o.dfrey.
"We are led to believe that you stay out till the c.o.c.k crows," said Gates.
"Oh, these absurd superst.i.tions," cried Mrs. Gloame merrily. "How ignorant the people are. Are you going my way, G.o.dfrey?"
"Yes, dear, and I care not what the direction may be. Good-night, Mr.
Garrison."
"Good-night," added the beautiful Mrs. Gloame, "and a Merry Christmas.
I sincerely hope we have not annoyed you."
"I have never enjoyed anything so hugely. No one will believe me when I tell this story at the club. Merry Christmas to both of you. You'll come again, won't you?"
They were at the door and looking back at him.
"If you care to come to the room in the south wing, you will find me there at most any time, Mr. Garrison," was her parting invitation.
Gates was positive he heard G.o.dfrey swear softly as they glided away in the darkness.
And no one did believe him when he told the story at the club.
WHEN GIRL MEETS GIRL
At a glance one would have said that they were desperadoes--the two of them. The one who stood outside the shadow of the black, low-lying wall was a brawny, sinister-looking woman whose age might have been fifty or it might have been thirty, so deceptive was the countenance she bore.
Her companion, a short, heavily built creature, slunk farther back into the protecting shadows and betrayed unmistakable signs of nervousness, not to say fear. At the corner below a shuddering automobile purred its ugly song, the driver sitting far back in the shelter of the top, her eyes fixed steadily upon the two who lurked in the shadow of the wall that surrounded the almost deserted club house. The woman who drove the car manifestly was of a station in life far removed from those who stood watch near the opening in the hedge-topped wall that gave entrance to the grounds of the Faraway Country Club. m.u.f.fled and goggled as she was, it was easily to be seen that she was of a more delicate, aristocratic mould than the others, and yet they were all of a single mind. They were engaged in a joint adventure, the character of which could not be mistaken.
The taller of the two women suddenly darted into the shadow, gripping the arm of her companion with a hand of iron.
"s.h.!.+ Here he comes. Remember now, Brown: no faltering. He's alone.