Miss Julia To The Rescue Part 17

After going to a showroom and ordering new bathroom fixtures, I was highly pleased with the morning's decisions, although I'd had to call Allie and ask her opinion about a new shade of white they were offering. Who knew that what they were calling biscuit would be the in thing in fixtures? And when I saw that the color was nowhere near that of the beautiful brown tops of Lillian's biscuits, which was what had come to mind, I knew it would be perfect. And to top it off, Allie a.s.sured me that biscuit fixtures would blend with the tiles much better than pure white and would also pick up the ivory tint of the wallpaper.

Much relieved to have all that behind me, I came to the conclusion that decorating was a mind-boggling process that involved second-guessing one's choices until it was simply too late to change anything.

Now to get Adam Waites back on the job, I said to myself as I took the Abbotsville exit and headed home.

Chapter 34.

"Look at this, Lillian," I said as I excitedly spread out swatches and samples on the kitchen table. "Just look how everything goes together. I am so pleased. It'll be a beautiful room."

"Yes'm," she said as she surveyed the display and fingered the fabric swatches. "It'll be pretty all right. But I thought you was fixin' up a brown room for Mr. Sam."

"Well, not completely, because I live in it, too. But see, it has some masculine touches. All the background color is neutral and look at these flowers-the stems are brown. That's masculine enough. And the bathroom fixtures, Lillian-look at this little sample-would you believe they call that biscuit?"

Lillian laughed. "If my biscuits come out that color, I put 'em back in the oven."

The telephone rang then and when I answered it, Pastor Poppy Peterson said, "It's called the Church of Body Modification, Miss Julia. I looked it up on the Internet and, apparently, it qualifies as a real church, although who or what they wors.h.i.+p I can't figure out. But they do have ministers and you can apply to be one online. All you have to do is answer about four pages of questions about yourself and send them in." Poppy paused, then said, "Sure beats three years of seminary if you just want to call yourself a minister."

"My word, Poppy. It is a legitimate church then?"

"Depends on your definition of a church, I guess. But listen to this: it involves body manipulation, ritual body suspension, hook pulling, play piercing, fasting, binding, corsetry, firewalking, and so forth, which test and push the limits of flesh and spirit. I'm quoting."

I didn't have an immediate response, visualizing what would've added up to torture if inflicted by one person on another. But if one did it to oneself, what would that add up to?

"Well," I cautiously admitted, "I used to wear a corset and it certainly tested my limits. I never thought of it as part of my religion, although I expect every church-going woman back in those days wore one, too."

"Oh, Miss Julia," Poppy laughed, "you are too much. Anyway, just wanted to tell you what I found. I'll talk to you later."

Late that afternoon, after a call from Hazel Marie asking me to drop by, I strolled over to see her and the walking wounded. I took the long way because I needed the exercise and wanted time to clear my head. I had waited all day for Adam to show up or to call or in some way let me know when he'd be back, but I'd heard nothing from him. The whole thing was getting to me to such an extent that I'd contemplated calling his mother again. Then I'd had a better idea, but finally restrained myself because it would've been too much like tattling to run tell his daddy.

But if he wasn't soon back on the job, heads were going to roll and that Whitman woman's would be the first to go. Except she'd probably enjoy it.

The day hadn't been a total waste as far as work moving along, however, because about midafternoon a crew of chimney builders had shown up along with that prissy architect. Tucker Caldwell had carefully outlined with yellow spray paint a large rectangle on the gra.s.s where they were to dig the foundation for my big fat chimney, then he set them to work.

I almost missed him, for by the time I got outside, he was already heading for his car and I had to call to him to wait.

"Good morning," I said, panting a little from my dash as I reached him. "Are you just leaving them to it?"

"They know what they're doing," he said, somewhat shortly. "They don't need me around."

"Well, I need somebody around. Adam Waites has abandoned me, Tucker, and he's left a mess. Do you know where he is?"

He gazed off as if he were suddenly interested in crepe myrtle blooms. "He may be at the Whitman estate, staking off the dimensions of a new building."

"That's exactly what I thought. Is he in the habit of leaving jobs before finis.h.i.+ng them?" I stared at him, or rather at the extra stud in his left ear. That made two there-one more than he'd had the last time I'd seen him. I wondered when he'd have enough.

Squinching up my eyes to block out the sight, I asked, "And are you working out there, too?"

He gave a short nod. "I'm designing the guesthouse." Then meeting my eyes in a challenging manner, he said, "You know, Mrs. Murdoch, I have several clients. I can't offer my services exclusively to just one."

"I don't expect you to," I replied, "but I do expect my work to be done in a timely manner, and so far you've done just that. But Adam is another matter, and if you and Mrs. Whitman have colluded to take him away from an incomplete job, then we're going to have a problem."

He drew himself up, which wasn't very far, and said with some indignation, "Adam is an independent contractor, so I have no authority over him. Where and when he works is between him and his clients."

"That's good to know, Mr. Caldwell. I will take this matter up with him, now that I know that you aren't pressuring him to choose one client over another."

"No," he said thoughtfully, as if he'd just realized how it might seem, "I wouldn't do that. But Adam is a compliant soul, and, well, Ms. Whitman has a strong personality." He reached up and fingered the extra ear stud. "He likes to please people."

Murmuring "Don't we all," I ended the conversation and returned to the house, thinking that Tucker Caldwell had told me all I needed to know. Adam was enthralled in some way or another by Agnes Whitman and could be needing help to get unenthralled.

I might just have to call his daddy after all.

When I got to Hazel Marie's house, I found both her and Mr. Pickens sitting-he quite gingerly-in the room that Sam had used as an office, but which now was their family room. They'd been watching the late afternoon cooking shows, or at least that's what was on the television. I don't know how much actual watching they'd been doing.

"How're you feeling, Mr. Pickens?" I asked as Hazel Marie led me into the room.

"I'm fine," he said, somewhat testily, and squirmed a little on the eiderdown pillow underneath him. "But if you want to know the truth, I'm tired of this."

"Oh, J.D.," Hazel Marie said as her eyes watered. "I hope you're not tired of us."

"No, honey, I mean I'm tired of not being able to do anything. Have a seat, Miss Julia, you'll need it." He squirmed a little more, trying to ease whatever was bothering him. "Thought you'd like to know that I got a call from Coleman. Sheriff McAfee's on his way."

"Oh, my goodness, when will he be here? Do you know what he wants? Is he going to arrest anybody?" My immediate thought was to let Etta Mae know so she could take some vacation time and get out of town.

Mr. Pickens gave a short laugh. "You've had some experience with that office, so you should know. They didn't tell Coleman anything except that the sheriff has some other business to take care of along the way. He's expecting me to be available when he gets here, whenever that is."

"I hope you've alerted Binkie," I said. "You shouldn't say one word to him without your lawyer present-all the shows tell you that."

He ran his hand through that thick ma.s.s of black hair and said, "I can handle it. I'm the victim here, which is something new for me."

"That sheriff thinks you're more than that-a witness at the very least. So you ought to be prepared: be in bed when he comes, have Dr. Hargrove tell him you can't be moved, whatever you have to do. I tell you, Mr. Pickens, they do things differently in Mill Run, West Virginia, and I don't think you want to go back there."

"Oh, J.D.," Hazel Marie said again as she wrung her hands in her lap. "What if he's coming to arrest you?"

"Look, honey, if he wanted to do that, he'd tell our sheriff to hold me. And Coleman said it sounded more like a courtesy call. He'll just take my statement and that'll be the end of it." Mr. Pickens turned to me. "I expect he'll want to talk to you and Etta Mae, too, about getting me out of the hospital. You two better have your stories straight."

I looked around the room, so different now from the way Sam had had it, wondering as I did so why the sheriff would make that long trip just to take a statement. Couldn't our sheriff do it for him? Or couldn't Mr. Pickens mail him a notarized statement? There were too many questions and too few answers, and one possibility after another ran through my mind. "Did they say when he'd be here?"

"Just that he's on his way with a stop off or two before he gets here. Which could mean anything. He could be here today, tomorrow or later in the week."

"Well, I might be going out of town for a while. I thought I'd ask Etta Mae to go with me."

Mr. Pickens gave me one of his knowing grins. "You better put that on hold for the time being." Then he grimaced and squirmed again.

Hazel Marie jumped up and ran to him. "Let me straighten your pillow. You can't keep twisting around like that, J.D. You'll hurt yourself."

"I can't help it," he complained, frowning. "The blamed things itch."

Well, I thought as I walked home, the other shoe has finally dropped-Sheriff McAfee was on his way. I went over and over in my mind all that Etta Mae and I had done when we were in Mill Run and, I declare, I couldn't come up with one thing I would've done differently or that anyone else wouldn't have done in our place. We had contacted the sheriff and gotten no help. We'd contacted the hospital and gotten no help. I had specifically asked if Mr. Pickens was under arrest and had been a.s.sured that he was not, so we couldn't be accused of abetting a jailbreak.

The only thing I could see that we might be held responsible for was ignoring a NO VISITORS sign on his hospital door. But then again, it wasn't as if we'd gone in and sat around chatting with him for an hour or so. I wouldn't call what we did visiting.

One thing was for sure, though. I would have to call Etta Mae and warn her, and I hated to do it. She would worry herself sick until the sheriff got here and we learned exactly what he would do.

And one more thing was for sure-I would have to have Binkie primed to take care of us. She was the best lawyer I knew for snapping "Don't answer that" in the nick of time.

Chapter 35.

After moaning to Lillian for a while about our impending interrogation, then having supper and worrying about the sunburn Lloyd had gotten on the tennis court, I called Etta Mae to put her on notice about Sheriff McAfee's imminent visit.

"But J.D.'s not worried?" she asked.

"He didn't seem to be, but of course with Hazel Marie there he'd play it down to keep from upsetting her. He just said the two of us should have our stories straight." I thought about that for a minute and so did she. Then I said, "I don't know what he meant by that because I've always found that telling the truth is the best policy. Besides, what did we do wrong?"

"Well-l-l," she said, drawing out the word as she considered the question. "We did take him out of the hospital against a doctor's orders, but I don't think that's an arrestable offense."

"I don't, either, because it was the sheriff's orders, not a doctor's. Wouldn't that make a difference?"

"Gosh, I don't know, Miss Julia."

I suddenly had an inspired thought. "I think it would! So if he gets us on that, we can get him for practicing medicine without a license. What do you think of that?"

She sighed. "I think we're up a tree without a paddle. Maybe a creek. Anyway, I guess all we can do is just wait and see."

"I know, but if you have an urge to leave town, don't go without me." I almost brought the conversation to a close, but then thought of something to cheer her up. "Listen, Etta Mae, the sheriff may not get here for days and if he holds off long enough, Sam'll be home. Binkie's already said she'll be there for us, but with Sam and her, we would slide right through this whole mess."

After hanging up, I sat for a while, longing for Sam, while at the same time hoping we could satisfy Sheriff McAfee and see the last of him before Sam got home. I never like disturbing my husband's peace of mind.

I was slow getting up the following morning, having been troubled by dreams of courtrooms and jail cells half the night. As I went through my routine ablutions, I took special care in my clothing choices because I might have to face Sheriff McAfee sometime during the day. I wanted him to be aware that he was not dealing with a run-of-the-mill Sat.u.r.day night barfly-the kind I a.s.sumed a sheriff usually dealt with-but rather with a dignified woman of a certain standing who was not without friends in high places.

So I took care in my selection, even though I was unsure that he would notice. Or if he did, that it would even matter to him. I declare, I still hadn't figured out Sheriff McAfee. He gave the appearance of being a laconic backwoodsman with little on his mind but getting through the day. At the same time, he wasn't above skirting the law, at least to my mind, by isolating Mr. Pickens in a hospital room and preventing access to him by his loved ones. And all the time he was cutting his eyes at Etta Mae, he was also making sure that we knew he was a church-going man.

Which brought up another matter: Was he a snake handler or not? Had he deliberately sent us to that church with following signs, knowing full well what we'd run into? Had that been his idea of a joke? Or had it really been his church and he'd been prevented from attending by another call at the last minute?

As I said, I couldn't figure him out, yet today might be the very day he showed up in Abbotsville and we would all have to answer to him. If, that is, he had jurisdiction in this county. Or even in this state. That was something to look into, so I'd be on firm legal ground if I needed to take the Fifth Amendment.

As I opened the bedroom door to go to the kitchen, I realized that I'd been hearing the murmur of people talking as well as doors opening and closing. Lloyd and Lillian, I thought, and hurried out to remind Lloyd to put on suntan lotion every time he stepped out on a tennis court. The poor little thing had Wesley Lloyd Springer's fair complexion and would burn to a crisp if he wasn't careful.

"Good morning, Lillian," I said as I walked into the kitchen and looked around. "Where's Lloyd? I thought I heard him."

"No'm, he already gone. They playin' early 'fore the sun get too high. Coffee's ready." She pointed at the pot and I headed for it. "Who you heard was Mr. Adam, which I know you glad to hear is upstairs workin'."

"Oh, thank the Lord," I said with heartfelt grat.i.tude. "Did he say what he's been doing?"

"No'm, when I say, 'Good mornin',' he say, 'Praise the Lord, it is a good mornin'.' He don't ever have much to say for hisself."

"Well, that's certainly true. I'm not sure I'll get any more out of him, but I'd like to know his plans. I'd like to know if I'm going to have to put up with him going back and forth between that woman's job and mine. Sam will be back before we know it and I expect to have that sunroom finished by the time he gets here. I mean it's not as if Adam has to build those cabinets himself. We're using ready-made ones and all he has to do is nail up the framework and install them. How hard can that be?"

"You better eat some breakfast 'fore you go up there all grouchy an' light in on him." She put a plate of eggs and bacon on the table and pointed to my chair. I sat.

All through breakfast, I could hear the sound of hammering from upstairs and, I tell you, it was music to my ears. The longer Adam hammered, the calmer I became. I was even able to linger with Lillian as we prepared a grocery list for the weekend.

"We may have a guest, Lillian," I said, "and if we do, we'll need to have the Pickens family and maybe Etta Mae, unless it'll put her in jeopardy. But I'm not about to entertain that sheriff by myself." I sighed, then looked on the bright side. "But with the house so torn up, I won't have to offer him a room. He can stay in a motel, for all I care."

"I 'spect he plannin' to do that anyway."

"Well, he should! The idea of coming down here ready to interrogate and perhaps arrest somebody and expect us to provide him with room and board. It's beyond thinking of."

"Yes'm, an' you don't need to. An' if he act up like you think he might, I wouldn't even ast him to supper."

"You're right," I said, tearing the list off the pad I'd been writing on. "But get a large roast, just in case. No, wait," I said, striking through several items, "let's have chicken, fried chicken, and if he wonders what it really is, he can just wonder."

We rose from the table and began taking plates and dishes to the counter by the sink. I looked out the window at the beautiful day, noting how green everything was-the boxwoods in the back were covered with bright new growth and the ornamental fruit trees were in full bloom.

"Listen," I said, turning to Lillian. "Do you hear that?"

"No'm, I don't hear nothin'."

"That's just it! It's too quiet." I raised my eyes to the ceiling. "What's Adam doing-or not doing-up there?"

"Maybe he doin' something that don't need hammerin'. Or maybe he takin' a rest."

"He better not be taking a rest," I said, slinging down a dish towel. "He hasn't worked long enough to need one."

I hurried upstairs, taking no care to approach the sunroom quietly. I wanted him to know I was on the way, hoping he would bestir himself and get back to work. It was not my desire to catch him loafing on the job. I didn't want to have to upbraid him, so with that in mind I walked firmly up the stairs and down the hall, weaving my way through the boxes stacked along the way. I even tapped on the sunroom door before opening it, giving him every opportunity to be up and doing and busily working.

But did he take that opportunity? No, he did not. When I walked into the lumber- and sawdust-covered room, I found him sitting on a boxed cabinet reading a book.

He looked up at me, making no effort to hide what he was doing or to appear busy. "Good morning, Mrs. Murdoch, and the Lord's blessings on you."

"And on you," I replied, slightly stunned that he seemed not the least embarra.s.sed at being caught flat-footed without a hammer in his hand. "Adam," I went on, "Mr. Murdoch will be home in a few days and he'll be most unhappy if this room isn't finished. It was bad enough that you didn't come to work yesterday, and even worse that you're here now but not getting anything done. Remember that I'm paying you by the hour to work, not to read."

"Yes, ma'am," he said with a sigh. And carefully closing the book which I now saw was a Bible, he laid it aside. "My brother's coming to help me catch up, but I just felt the need to turn to G.o.d's word for a few minutes. I won't charge you for the time it took."