Kiln People Part 18

Wiping my hand on a towelette, I sauntered back to verify the seismic readings. Sure enough, they showed no hidden chambers. I don't know why I bother. Maybe the romantic spirit in me keeps hoping for the catacombs of Treasure Island, something beyond the normal run of city-cam traces, chasing down copyright violators and dallying spouses. At least that was Clara's diagnosis. Somewhere deep under Albert Morris lay the soul of Tom Sawyer.

My heart beat faster when I thought of her, and the direction I'd be driving in just a little while. Maybe, after a hard day's work in the desert, after Ritu's ditto expired, I might swing by the battle range and surprise -- That was when I sensed a change. Something missing. A presence, like a shadow, now gone.

The silent, lurking presence of ditAeneas Kaolin.

I looked for the limo and saw only blank s.p.a.ce at the curb. The limo was gone.

Perhaps the golem left in order to avoid Ritu's gray, who could be heard now puttering around downstairs. But that didn't make any sense, did it?

Nothing did.

In moments, Ritu's gray emerged from the house, carrying a small valise, and locked the door behind her. "I'm ready," she announced in a somewhat aloof tone, though short of outright unfriendly. In her case, if any character trait clearly bridged the gap from original to copy, it was the sense of tension tension I had picked up earlier. An edgy guardedness that kept one at a distance while somehow augmenting her severe beauty. I had picked up earlier. An edgy guardedness that kept one at a distance while somehow augmenting her severe beauty.

I hurried to collect my thumpers and other hardware, throwing them into the trunk atop the portakiln. Soon we were heading southeast through a shrouding twilight. Toward the desert, where mysteries still prowl and nature can rip away all civilized masks, revealing the stark struggle life has always been.

18.

Orange You Glad? ... as Frankie is red his rites ...

It's not that Pallie can't make dittos. He's actually quite gifted, with a flexible self-image that can propel almost any golem-shape, from quadruped to ornithrope to centipede. That rare ability to imprint non-human forms might have let him be an astronaut, ocean prospector, even a bus driver. But Pal's dittos can't deal with inaction, amplifying his core restlessness. A ditective should stay patient and focused -- say during a long stakeout -- but his copies can't. With great intelligence and imagination, they'll rationalize any excuse to transform inertia into motion.

It's why he went in person that night, three years ago, to a rendezvous with treacherous men. Pal's way of being cautious, I suppose.

So we had to lug his real self along with us in Lum's van. Pal's wheelchair slid in back as the mancie leader hopped into the pilot seat. Then, with a devilish grin, Lum offered me me shotgun position -- a blatant dig at Gadarene, who rumbled ominously. Wanting no trouble between the two reluctant allies, I stepped aside for the big conservative, adding a respectful bow. Anyway, I'd rather ride with Pal, wedged in back between the van's hull and a battered portakiln. shotgun position -- a blatant dig at Gadarene, who rumbled ominously. Wanting no trouble between the two reluctant allies, I stepped aside for the big conservative, adding a respectful bow. Anyway, I'd rather ride with Pal, wedged in back between the van's hull and a battered portakiln.

The oven felt warm when I sat on it. Someone was cooking. Lacking a sense of smell, I couldn't tell whom.

We set off, merging with traffic. The optically active cerametal hull sensed the direction of my gaze from millisecond to millisecond, automatically transforming a narrow patch from opaque to transparent wherever I happened to be looking, slewing this micro-window about to match my wandering cone of attention. Anyone standing outside the van might see four small dim circles jiggering about, like tiny manic spotlights, one for each occupant, revealing little to outsiders. But to each of us inside, the van appeared made of gla.s.s.

Lum caught a nav beam, which sensed four pa.s.sengers -- three of them real -- and granted carpool priority, speeding us along. North, North, toward the hi-tech district, following my hunch about where to find trouble. Funny how Lum and Gadarene were ready to trust a frankie's instincts. As if I knew what I was talking about. toward the hi-tech district, following my hunch about where to find trouble. Funny how Lum and Gadarene were ready to trust a frankie's instincts. As if I knew what I was talking about.

Fluids dripped through IV tubing and diagnostic lights winked as I checked Pallie's medconsole. The unit was p.i.s.sed off at him for using stimulants, back when he showed off for us at the abandoned scooter park.

"Just like old times, eh?" he said, giving me a wink. "You, Clara, and me, tackling the forces of evil together. Brains, beauty, and physique."

"Well, that describes Clara. What about you and me?"

He chuckled, flexing a sinewy forearm. "Oh, I wasn't bad at muscle stuff. But mostly I provided color. color. Sadly lacking in the modern world." Sadly lacking in the modern world."

"Hey, aren't I green?"

"Aye, and a lovely faux-viridian shade you are, Gumby. But that's not what I mean."

I knew exactly what he meant: the color color our grandparents supposedly had, back in the zesty twentieth and early twenty-first, when people took risks every day that few moderns would think of facing with their precious trueflesh. It's strange how much more priceless life can feel, when you have more of it to grasp. our grandparents supposedly had, back in the zesty twentieth and early twenty-first, when people took risks every day that few moderns would think of facing with their precious trueflesh. It's strange how much more priceless life can feel, when you have more of it to grasp.

Me? I had sixteen or so hours left. Not much time for ambition or long-range plans. Might as well spend it all.

I turned to Gadarene, whose attention focused toward a World Eye portal on his lap. "Any luck tracing the gray?"

The big man scowled. "My people have put out a hue and cry. We're offering top bids for a pix-trace, but the trail's blank. Nothing since the gray was last seen, at Studio Neo."

"There won't be," I said. "Albert knows how to vanish when he wants to."

Gadarene flushed. "Then contact your rig. Have him recall the ditto!"

The organo-chauvinist leader appeared frantic. I didn't want to provoke him. "Sir, we've gone over this. That gray is on autonomous mode. It won't communicate with realAlbert, because that could const.i.tute violation of contract. If the gray is being deceived by experts, they'll take measures to ensure it stays stays deceived." deceived."

"I bet the first thing they did to the gray was disable the recall feature in its pellet," Pallie said, and I added, "They'll put e-sniffers on Al's house. Nell will catch on eventually, but it can work for a span. So we can't contact Morris directly. If the conspirators notice, they may spook or change plans."

Gadarene muttered, "I still can't figure it out. What What plans?" plans?"

"To make us look bad," said Lum, dropping his normally sunny mien. "Both your group and mine. We're being set up as patsies.

"I'll bet Universal Kilns is behind this," Lum continued. "If they can convince the world we're terrorists, they may get a demarchy writ to eliminate the pickets and demonstrations. No more disclosure lawsuits and net hara.s.sment from groups opposing their immoral policies."

"You mean they'd sabotage themselves, to blame us?"

"Why not? If the stunt generates public sympathy, all the better! It might even throw off those anti-monopoly bills that keep coming up, trying to reverse the Big Deregulation."

Pal chuckled again.

"What's so funny?" Gadarene snapped.

"Oh, I was just thinking about how innocent you both sound, right now. Are you practicing for the cameras?"

"What do you mean?" Lum asked.

"I mean that you non-violent protestors have been up to your own skulduggery, I bet. Some flashy way to demonstrate your disapproval of Universal Kilns. Moralists can always justify going outside the law when it suits their sense of righteous timing."

Gadarene frowned sullenly at Pal. Lum said, "That's different."

"Is it? Never mind. I'm not interested in canned rationalizations. Just tell me how far along your preparations have come."

"I don't see why -- "

"Because you're playing out of your league, gentlemen!" I cut in, a bit too loud for a respectful green. But I had caught Pal's drift and it made sense. "Professionals are at work today, hatching a scheme that's been long arranging. Right now it doesn't matter if the secret mastermind is Universal Kilns, or some enemy of theirs. Whatever they're planning to do in the next few hours, they've set you fellows up to take the blame."

"But maybe we can help, if you come clean," Pallie offered. "Don't tell me you haven't dreamed and schemed about striking a blow against UK. Tell us, right now, if you've done more more than dream! Have you been up to something that could be used against you? Something that could pin you to a crime?" than dream! Have you been up to something that could be used against you? Something that could pin you to a crime?"

Both men glared at Pal and me -- and sideways at each other. I could almost taste their mutual distrust. Their internal struggle for a way out.

Gadarene spoke first; perhaps he was more accustomed to bitter confession.

"We've ... been digging a tunnel."

Lum stared at his longtime adversary. "You have? Well, imagine that."

He blinked a few times, then shrugged with a wry chuckle. "We've got one, too."

The triple domes of Universal Kilns HQ s.h.i.+mmered, set afire on their western flanks by a late afternoon sun. I couldn't help thinking of three giant pearls, planted atop a busy anthill, since those gra.s.sy slopes sheltered an even larger industrial plant underground. But with its coat of greenery, the factory looked more like a college campus, placid and unthreatening, rimmed by a deceptively innocent-looking hedge.

To modern citizens, the site was legendary, even Promethean. A cornucopia spilling forth treasures -- hardly a cause of ire. But not everyone felt that way. Outside the main gate, beyond a screen of trees, lay a camping ground that was staked out years ago under the Open Dissent Act, when Aeneas Kaolin first moved his corporate headquarters here. Each maverick or radical group with a grievance had its own patch -- a cl.u.s.ter of canopies and expando-vans -- to marshal demonstrations.

Why keep agitating over a cause that's long-lost? Because cheap dittos make it easy easy ... an irony that most radicals were much too sober to notice. ... an irony that most radicals were much too sober to notice.

ARTIFICIAL PEOPLE ARE ARE PEOPLE PEOPLE.

So proclaimed the largest banner, identifying Lum's community of tolerance zealots, though smaller signs marked pa.s.sionate subsects, each with an agenda weirder than the next. I mean, sure, I'd rather not have to bow to Gadarene, just because I'm green. But I'm a frankie. For anyone else, isn't it just a matter of taking turns? Sometimes gra.s.shopper, sometimes ant. Even after my time at the Ephemerals, I still found it hard to grasp what kind of society these people had in mind.

Still, they came from a tradition that had saved the world. The tolerance-and-inclusion reflex was strong for good reasons -- because it took centuries of pain to acquire. Confused or not, these folk stood on high moral ground.

Not far away, another sign broadcast s.h.i.+ning holo letters, expressing a more clearcut demand: SHARE THE PATENTS!.

The "open source" movement wanted all of UK's technologies and trade secrets released to the public, so every garage hobbyist might experiment with new dittoing techniques and wild golem variants, promising a burst of total creativity. Some envision an age when you'll imprint your Soul Standing Wave into everything around you -- your car, your toaster, the walls of your house. Hey, why not each other? To enthusiasts out there -- eager, overeducated, and bored -- every boundary of self and other was spurious. A small step from being several places at once to being everywhere, everywhere, all of the time. all of the time.

Those techno-transcendentalists stayed away from yet another encampment where the denizens had a different complaint altogether -- that the world already has too many people in it, without doubling or tripling Earth's population each day with fresh swarms of temporary consumers. Wearing green robes of the Church of Gaia, they wanted humanity pared way down, not exponentiated. Dittos may not eat or excrete, but they use resources in other ways.

Grunting with delight, Pal nudged my arm and pointed.

A single figure could be seen pacing just outside the big encampment, picketing the picketers!

SELF-RIGHTEOUSNESS IS AN ADDICTIVE DISEASE, GET A LIFE! chided the placard carried by a creature with extremely long, s.h.a.ggy arms and a head like a jackal's. Perhaps the ditto's appearance was some kind of arty, satirical statement. If so, I didn't get it.

Some people -- most people -- have way too much time on their hands, I thought. I thought.

Once, years ago, this site swarmed with a more pragmatic and far angrier breed of protester. Labor unions, upset over a convulsed job market, stirred up Luddite movements across the globe. Riots surged. Factories burned. Golem-workers were lynched. Governments teetered ...

... till overnight, pa.s.sions ebbed. How do you suppress a technology that lets people do all the things they want to do, all at the same time?

As our van pa.s.sed into the compound, I glimpsed a final placard, carried by a bearded man who beamed happily as he paced, even though everyone else seemed to avoid him, even with their eyes. His message -- in a fine, flowing cursive calligraphy -- was one I saw just an hour or two earlier: You all miss the point.

There's a next step a'coming ...

Gadarene's bunch bivouacked to one side, separated from the other groups by a gulf of mutual hostility. Instead of sending cheap dittos to this site each day, his followers were real people. Every one of them.

As we pulled up, a dozen or so men and women emerged from big trailers, accompanied by gaggles of youngsters. Their clothing had that look -- colorful but inexpensive -- evidently purchased on the purple welfare wage.

I've met abstainers before, but never in such numbers. So I couldn't help staring. Here were people who refused to copy themselves. Ever. It felt like gazing at creatures of another age, when fate cruelly forced all men to live cramped lives. Only these folks lived that way deliberately!

On seeing Lum step from the van, members of the flock grumbled threateningly. But Gadarene silenced them with a curt headshake. Instead, he bid two strong youths to hoist Pal from the back. Others hauled the portakiln as we followed him into the biggest trailer.

"I am still not sure I should show you this," he groused. "It is the work of years."

Pal stifled a yawn. "Take your time. We've got days and days to decide."

Sarcasm can be effective. Still, I often wondered how my friend managed to live this long.

"How do we know it isn't already too late?" Lum asked.

"Best guess, the enemy won't act till nightfall," I replied. "If it's a bomb, they'll want to maximize the flashy visual effects, while minimizing real human casualties."

"Why?"

"Killing archies tends to really p.i.s.s folks off," Pal said. "Property crimes are different. Deregulated. Anyway, conspiracies tend to unravel when you get down to ma.s.s murder. Henchmen turn whistle-blower. No, they'll wait till second s.h.i.+ft, with only dittos at work, to produce lots of gaudy dismemberments without criminal culpability.

"Which means there may still be time to act," Pal concluded, "if you quit stalling and show us what you've got."

Gadarene still squirmed. "Why not ask Lum first? He's got a tunnel, too."

"I'll be using that one." Pal nodded. "But Mr. Lum's pa.s.sage is too small for Albert here ... I mean Frankie. Your Your tunnel has to be bigger, eh, Gadarene? Human size." tunnel has to be bigger, eh, Gadarene? Human size."

The big conservative shrugged, giving in at last.

"We dug by hand. It took years."

"How did you evade seismic detection?" I asked.

"With an active lining. Any sonic or ground wave that hits one side of the sheath is re-radiated on the other. We used a quadrupole grinder at the digging surface, canceling noise beyond a few meters."

"Clever," I said. "And how close are you to breaking through?"

Gadarene looked away, avoiding my eyes. He mumbled in a voice almost too low to hear, "We made it ... a couple of years ago."

Pallie guffawed. "Well, that takes it! Such pa.s.sion, digging like moles to reach the hated enemy. Then nothing! What happened? Lost your nerve?"

If looks could kill ... But Pal had already survived worse.

"We couldn't agree on which action would be ... suitable."

I found myself kind of sympathizing. It's one thing to labor with a vague/distant goal of punis.h.i.+ng the wicked. It's another to actually do do it in ways that edify the world, attract public support, while keeping your precious realhide out of prison. The Gaia Liberation folks learned this the hard way, during their long war against the gene-techs. it in ways that edify the world, attract public support, while keeping your precious realhide out of prison. The Gaia Liberation folks learned this the hard way, during their long war against the gene-techs.

"Was that your problem, too?" I asked Lum.

The mancie leader shook his head. "Our shaft took a twisty route, so we just broke through. Anyway, our aims are different. We aim to liberate slaves, not to sabotage their birthplace."

Pal shrugged. "Well, that explains why it's happening right now. You both have leaks or spies. Or your digging was detected after all. Either way, someone knows. someone knows. They'll use your tunnel shafts to deflect blame for what's about to happen. Last night's charade -- sending fake Morrisdits to visit you -- was just frosting on the cake you're being cooked in." They'll use your tunnel shafts to deflect blame for what's about to happen. Last night's charade -- sending fake Morrisdits to visit you -- was just frosting on the cake you're being cooked in."

I didn't add that Albert, my maker, appeared targeted for the worst baking of all.

Unhappy silence reigned, till Lum spoke up.

"I'm confused. Don't you two hope to use use our tunnels, to get inside and look for the missing gray?" our tunnels, to get inside and look for the missing gray?"