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The first round of the examination is almost ending soon. Among the 74 partic.i.p.ants,
only one remains, as he continues running on the dirt road between the fields.
I must say, the situation at hand managed to surprise me a little.
The last partic.i.p.ant that remains is none other than Wu De, the one that endlessly threw
stones at me.
Although I'm not exactly sure how many laps he had run, but ever since I have started to
count, he had already ran 46 laps.
Even though Wu De showed a somewhat tired expression, the overall impression that he
was giving out was as if he did not feel any sort of discomfort at all. In fact, one can even
say that he was just about to end his warmup.
“Jie... Jie...” Wu De maintained his speed as he continue the motion with a systematic
panting breath. Despite all this, he is still only capable of producing the one same word.
By now, only Lambert is left overseeing Wu De’s test. Both Kaiser and Dairo had already
sat down to rest. Notably Kaiser, she is really exhausted. Similar to a squirrel clasping its
furry tail to sleep, Kaiser removed her wizard hat, and embraced it into her arms while
she leaned on Dairo’s shoulder to rest her eyes. Her smooth light purple hair flowed with
the wind in the air.
Coupled with the beautiful Dairo beside her, a famous art that could be praised for
thousands of years might probably be drawn if a famed artist happen to chance upon
the scene.
Sadly, something odd and incompatible with this scenery was beside the exquisite piece
of art and that is Di Yana, who was looking at her brother excitedly while her body
trembled and mouth watered with saliva.
Wah... bro-con sure are scary. It’s time for me to call the cops.
Incidentally, Di Yana had ran for about 6 to 7 laps, and was rated a [C rank].
Wasn’t her running speed quite fast whenever she pursued after me... but now, you are
telling me this kind of standard is her very best?
This is unconscionable.
“Young man over there, you can cease now, there isn’t a reason anymore to continue the
run.” Not sure if Lambert was getting annoyed, he shouted at the running Wu De all of a
sudden and said: “After all, you are the only one that remains, you are definitely getting
the first place.”
“Jie…” Wu De nodded his head and stopped his half-lifted foot. After buffering a few
steps, he stopped right beside Lambert.
“Hmm… are you called Wu De? A promising young man, I’m looking forward to your
performance!” A somewhat joyful voice sounded from Lambert’s bucket helmet as he
showed his raised thumb to Wu De.
Wait a minute? How come you are able to correctly call Wu De’s name while you kept
calling my name wrongly?
If we compare [Famu] and [Wu De] together, it is obvious that there are more strokes in
his name right? And even if you can’t p.r.o.nounce it correctly, how did you manage to call
my name [Folande]? [TL’s notes: In chinese, it takes more strokes to write Wu De than
Famu.
I get it. This is racism right? This is an indirect case of racism right?
s.h.i.+tty human. Are you looking down on the [White Magic Clan]?
“Well then, the first round of the examination is finally over. The second round of
examination will be about [Magic].” After writing down some strokes on his list and
giving Wu De a [S Rank], Lambert turned towards us and started to host again. “This
round of examination will be split into two parts. One will be [endure], the other will be
[release].”
During the explanation by Lambert, Dairo woke the sleeping Kaiser by shooking her.
Kaiser got a shock and almost jumped up. After surveying her surrounding, she finally
realised that it was her turn to appear on the podium. Thus, she hurriedly wore her
wizard hat and cheered herself on before walking towards the direction of Lambert
while holding on to her staff.
However, she probably was not fully awake as she tripped herself and fell to the ground
immediately. On the ground, her cheeks were reddened and she bit her lips shyly while
tears were forming in the corner of her eyes.
This set of actions turned all the lolicons in the village to be depraved beyond the point
of no return.
s.h.i.+t… How can this squirrel be so cute?
She is really the second cutest thing in the world. Of course the first place still belongs to
potato.
“Cough… Cough… She is the mage of our team, the [Demonic sword of Fallen Abyss.
Dangerous Thunder Warrior. Impact that shattered Heaven and Earth]! She will be the
one responsible for conducting the next test.” Lambert dry coughed to alleviate the
situation for Kaiser that had tripped.
I have to acknowledge, the distraction was a great success. All the people began to
ponder about the creepy team name with an expression on their faces that said: “Is he a
r.e.t.a.r.d?”
Using this time, Kaiser lifted herself up from the ground and ran to Lambert’s side with
small steps.
What a n.o.ble sacrifice that you have done! Hermit crab, your position in my heart has
been elevated by a little. At least your position is now slightly higher than a real hermit
crab.
“Now then, we will start the test for [enduring] first. The method is simple as well.”
Lambert faced Kaiser whose height was only at a half his body and nodded his head.
After confirming with Kaiser that the preparation were finished, he continued. “Our
mage will use the lowest level of magic - electric shock on you guys without any break.
The power of the magic will increase a little at a time and we will stop until you guys can
no longer endure. The score will depend on the time endured, the longer the time, the
higher the score.”
Oh! Oh! Got it. Using the magic - electric shock to zap people! I. Can. Fully. Understand.
This. Normal. Method. Of. Doing. Things~
IT DOES MAKE A LOT OF f.u.c.kING SENSE~
This is probably the only way to conduct the test right? There isn’t any other way the test
can be conducted right?
……
??????
Are you f.u.c.king kidding me! Are you serious?
I couldn’t see any sort of expression from that buckethead. However, I could clearly feel
the aura that he is emitting that says: “It is only natural for things to be this way.”
This person… there’s a brain in his head right?