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Chapter 801: w.a.n.g Mang Is Crying!
....After hearing the system’s voice, w.a.n.g Mang was speechless.
However, w.a.n.g Mang was not too dejected.
An Immortal King Treasure Chest could give 10 billion energy points.
This was already very surprising to w.a.n.g Mang.
He could accept some trashy items.
At the thought of this, w.a.n.g Mang’s mood was pretty good.
Then, he pondered for a moment.
w.a.n.g Mang chanted in his heart again,
System! Open the Immortal King Blind Box!
The next moment, the system’s voice sounded again:
[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully opened the Immortal King Blind Box!]
[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained 1 billion energy points!]
F*ck!
This time, the Immortal King Blind Box was a little different?
After hearing the system’s first reward,
w.a.n.g Mang could not help but frown.
He was worried that this Immortal King Blind Box would be too lousy!
A minute later.
Under w.a.n.g Mang’s perturbed mood…
The system s voice sounded for the second time.
[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained 2 billion energy points!]
w.a.n.g Mang’s worries only eased a little when he heard the second prize.
Presumably, the Immortal King Blind Box would not disappoint him in the next round.
With this thought in mind, w.a.n.g Mang adjusted his mood and continued to wait for the next prize.
Another minute pa.s.sed.
The system’s voice sounded for the third time.
[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained 3 billion energy points!]
Not bad! Not bad!
The energy value he obtained.
Each time was more than the last.
w.a.n.g Mang nodded in satisfaction.
Another minute pa.s.sed.
The system’s voice sounded for the fourth time.
[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained 4 billion energy points!]
Sure! Very domineering!
He had obtained 10 billion energy points four times!
This was already very good!
Just as w.a.n.g Mang was in a good mood…
The system’s voice sounded for the fifth time.
[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained a milk bottle from Red Boy!]
???
What the heck?
Hong Haier was an immortal after all, right?
He even used a milk bottle?
Could it be that Princess Iron Fan didn’t produce milk?
Moreover, when did Journey to the West become so fas.h.i.+onable?
Have milk bottles become popular?
For a moment, w.a.n.g Mang was speechless.
However, he could still accept rhe fact that the prize was trash.
After comforting himself in his heart, w.a.n.g Mang continued to wait for the next prize.
Another minute pa.s.sed.
The system’s voice sounded for the sixth time:
[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained a white radish commonly used by female Heavenly Immortals!]
Good lord!
Why would a female Celestial Immortal use radishes?
How the h.e.l.l is that possible?1
Did they really think that he was ignorant?
w.a.n.g Mang was speechless.
In his opinion, the female Celestial Immortal really did have such a request.
She only needed to wave her hand, and who knew how many people would bow down to her?
Thinking of this, w.a.n.g Mang was a little depressed.
This Immortal King Blind Box was really a little too much!
At this moment.
The system’s voice sounded for the seventh time.
[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained Shen Gongpao’s Original Taste Underwear!]
After listening to the system’s announcement.
w.a.n.g Mang was also a little helpless.
Two chests were worth 20 billion energy points!
This simply disappointed him greatly!
It seemed that there was no top-notch good luck card.
It was impossible to obtain a heaven-defying energy value from opening a box!
After adjusting his mood for a while,
w.a.n.g Mang muttered gloomily in his heart,
System! Open the Immortal King Treasure Chest again!
The next moment, the system’s voice sounded again:
[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully opened the Immortal King Treasure Chest!]
[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained 1.5 billion energy points! ]
[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained 2.5 billion energy points!]
[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained a ten-thousand-year-old immortal peach! ]
[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained 1 billion energy points! ]
[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained an Immortal Emperor rank old cow!]
[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained an Immortal Emperor-level old b.i.t.c.h! ]
[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained an Immortal King-level sow!]
[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained an immortal emperor rank old hen! ]
[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained a top Cla.s.s 5 one -time good luck card! I
After hearing the system’s voice,
w.a.n.g Mang was about to curse.
However, when he heard that the last prize would be given
The gloominess in w.a.n.g Mang’s heart was swept away, replaced by excitement!
He had obtained another top Cla.s.s 5 Good Luck Card!
Although it was a one-time use item, the effect was heaven-defying!
Should he use this top Cla.s.s 5 Good Luck Card immediately?
After thinking about it,
In the end, w.a.n.g Mang shook his head.
That was because he had only acc.u.mulated 125 billion energy points.
He was not sure if he could evolve two times in a row after using the top-notch luck card.
If he had obtained a top-notch Luck Card earlier, w.a.n.g Mang would definitely have used it without hesitation.
But now, he only had one Immortal King Blind Box left. He might not be able to get enough energy points for two consecutive evolutions.
This was because even though he had used the top-notch Good Luck Card, the last blind box had yielded more than too billion energy points.
But it might still not be enough for him to evolve.
Unless he offered more than 100 billion!
But this was not safe at all!
The last time he used a Level 5 one-time top-notch Luck Card,
Even an Immortal King Blind Box could only produce less than 100 billion energy points.
With this thought in mind, w.a.n.g Mang decided that it would be safer to use this thing next time.
Thinking of this, w.a.n.g Mang muttered in his heart,
System! Open the Immortal King Blind Box again!”
The next moment, the system’s voice sounded.
[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully opened the Immortal King Blind Box! ]
[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained 100 million energy points?]
???
What the heck?
Could it be that this Immortal King Blind Box was really going to be broken?
After hearing the first prize.
w.a.n.g Mang was completely fl.u.s.tered.
This was the first time he had opened an Immortal King Blind Box with so little energy.
Therefore, w.a.n.g Mang was naturally a little fl.u.s.tered.
After all, the first three boxes had only yielded 25 billion energy points!
If this Immortal King Blind Box was also broken…
w.a.n.g Mang really wanted to cry but had no tears.
Just as w.a.n.g Mang was feeling uneasy…
The system’s voice sounded for the second time.
[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained 200 million energy points!]
F*ck!
F*ck you.
200 million energy points?
For a moment, w.a.n.g Mang panicked even more.
He felt that this Immortal King Blind Box was probably done for.
Another minute pa.s.sed.
The system’s voice sounded for the third time.
[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have obtained 300 million energy points!]
w.a.n.g Mang was completely disappointed when he heard that the prize had been given.
At the same time, he didn’t know what to say.
He shook his head helplessly.
w.a.n.g Mang continued to wait for the next prize.
Another minute pa.s.sed.
The system’s voice sounded for the fourth time.
[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained 400 million energy points!]
Hehe!
After hearing that the prize had been given,
w.a.n.g Mang’s mouth twitched.
Then, w.a.n.g Mang waited expressionlessly for the next prize.
Soon, the systern’s voice sounded for the fifth time.
[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained 100 billion dollars!]
???
F*ck.
He had been happy for nothing.
Originally, when he heard 100 billion,
w.a.n.g Mang was a little excited.
In the end, he was given 100 billion dollars.
Was this any different from sc.r.a.p paper to him?
Was he going to use it to wipe his a.s.s?
Just as w.a.n.g Mang was speechless…
The system’s voice sounded for the sixth time.
[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained 1,000…]
