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Chapter 559: Snack Box
Translator: End less Fantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
w.a.n.g Mang was in a good mood as he took out the corpse of a late-stage Golden Immortal realm expert and devoured it.
[Ding! Congratulations! Successfully devoured a ninth-level Golden Immortal realm expert! Obtained 200,000 energy points!]
[Ding! Evolution requirements met. Begin evolution?]
“No!”
w.a.n.g Mang’s mood immediately brightened further. He would evolve soon, but first, he wanted to see if he could acc.u.mulate enough energy points to reach the Taiyi Golden Immortal realm.
“System, display my status information!”
[w.a.n.g Mang: Disciple of a Quasi-Saint (Great General of Longwei)]
[Species: Void Python (Limit: 700 meters)]
[Cultivation: 28,000 years (Eighth-level Immortal Emperor Realm)]
[Physique: HP: 4,800, Energy: 4,800, 590 meters long, 29 meters wide, 5,900,000 tons]
[Ordinary Divine Powers: G.o.d Control Seal, Void Escape, Void Blade, Void Hand, World Walk, Myriad Transformations.]
[Top-Grade Divine Powers: Three Lives Buddha (Minor Mastery), Hongjun Three Corpse Technique, Demon G.o.d’s Fury (Perfect Mastery).]
[Special: Storage s.p.a.ce, Information Detection, Top-grade World Multicolored Stone xi, Advanced-grade World Card, Top-grade World Card xi, Tier 5 pill formula xi, Top-grade Bad Luck Card xi, Bottle of Blood Recovery Pills xi, Bottle of Energy Recovery Pills xi, Emotionless Potion xi, Divine Martial Sword xi, Immortal Treasure Chest xi.]
[Luck value: 299 (Great Luck)]
[Energy Points: 5,000,000/2,600,000]
w.a.n.g Mang nodded to himself.
After his cultivation level fell, he would need a total of 7.6 million energy points to evolve and advance to the Taiyi Golden Immortal realm.
Would the Immortal Treasure Chest be enough?
After all, it had never failed him before…
Thinking this, w.a.n.g Mang’s eyes lit up.
“System, open the Immortal Treasure Chest!”
[Ding! Congratulations! Immortal Treasure Chest successfully opened!]
[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 300,000 energy points!]
[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained an Invisibility Talisman created by a Heavenly Immortal expert!]
[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 300,000 energy points!]
[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 500,000 energy points!]
[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 500,000 energy points!]
[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a certain deity’s golden hairpin!]
[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a Top-grade Gacha xi!]
[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a certain celebrity’s undergarments!]
w.a.n.g Mang was speechless.
Holy sh*t! It was a box in a box!
1.6 million energy points was not bad, but it still left him 1 million energy points short. Fortunately, he had gotten a Top-grade Gacha, but…
Would his luck hold out?
w.a.n.g Mang was a little uncertain as he thought nervously.
After hesitating for a while, w.a.n.g Mang gritted his teeth and muttered, “System, activate the Top-grade Gacha!”
[Ding! Congratulations! Successfully activated the Top-grade Gacha!]
[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a box of children’s snacks!]
???
F*ck!
Not good!
[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a box of cookies!]
Oh no!
His fears were becoming reality…
Why were these snacks even in a Top-grade Gacha?
It felt like the system was purposely messing with him!
While w.a.n.g Mang was fuming, the system’s voice rang out for the third time.
[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 500,000 energy points!]
After hearing the system’s voice this time, w.a.n.g Mang finally heaved a sigh of relief.
If he did not gain any energy points, w.a.n.g Mang would really curse.
Now, he was still short of 500,000 energy points and had three more chances at prizes…
The system would not screw him over, right?
[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a box of crispy noodles!]
“I… F*ck!”
w.a.n.g Mang could not help but curse. Was this a snack Gacha? Where the h.e.l.l was all the good stuff?
A minute later, the system’s voice rang out for the fifth time.
[Ding! Congratulations! A box of hot and sour noodles!]
Ugh…
w.a.n.g Mang was completely speechless, and felt that it was hopeless. His hopes were shattered!
Just as w.a.n.g Mang sighed helplessly, the system’s voice rang out for the sixth time.
[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained…]
