Everyone Knows I'm a Good Person Chapter 164

Chapter 164

Editor: Casey

This was the first time growing up that Gu Qiushu heard someone say they wanted to dual cultivate with him.

s.h.i.+ Qing’s words nearly made his brain combust.

His hands couldn’t help but clench…

His ears grew redder and redder…

And naturally, his heartbeat sped up as well.

By the time he recovered, the person who was teasing him had already reached the side of his next target.

“Little Ye Zi, let me ask you something. How on Earth did you swallow such a big bug?”

Ye Zi, who had forgotten all about that while munching on his drumstick, turned green. He couldn’t swallow another bite of chicken, for he would vomit if he did. Yet he couldn’t spit it out and waste food either.

In the end, his foodie side won out. Ye Zi swallowed with a pained expression and muttered, “I don’t know either. I didn’t even know there was a bug in my stomach.”

s.h.i.+ Qing tried to scare him. “If you didn’t happen to run into me, then who knows when you would’ve found out? The bug in you is called a Cycle Gu. It devours a cultivator’s spiritual energy to grow. When it matures in your body, it can reproduce as.e.xually and lay a bunch of eggs. These eggs will migrate to your meridians and slowly grow up. Mature bugs eat spiritual energy, but they’re afraid of it as larvae. So when you reach the Nascent Soul Stage, the larvae will crawl out and eat your nascent soul, gradually laying waste to your cultivation.”

Ye Zi’s face turned even greener.

“But that isn’t even the worst part. You’ll be mortal without your cultivation, and mortals have a limited lifespan. When former cultivators are about to die, a vestige of spiritual energy remaining in their bodies will emerge to protect their heart meridian. At that time, those larvae who’re afraid of spiritual energy will furiously dig around in your meridians and make you die of shock from the pain!”

“Guess if that big bug’s eggs are in your stomach or not right now.”

Ye Zi was completely terrified.

He couldn’t help but retch a couple of times as he ran outside. Soon, the sound of vomiting could be heard. Gu Qiushu remained where he was and saw the happy smile on s.h.i.+ Qing’s face. He suddenly spoke, “You scared him on purpose.”

“Yep.” The Steel Bones Sect Master readily admitted it, smiling and raising his eyebrows at Gu Qiushu. “Although he vomited out the bug, its remnants remain in his body. If his body breaks them down, his cultivation will stop progressing for at least a century.”

He seemed quite proud of himself. “But now there’s nothing to worry about since I made him vomit everything out. I’m such a good person, ah.”

Gu Qiushu wrinkled his eyebrows. “You could’ve just told him. Was scaring him really necessary?”

“Think of it as a personal preference.”

“I’d be happy to.”

The person in front of him was openly flaunting his unrestrained nature. With quirked lips, he gazed genially at Gu Qiushu. “Don’t you think that results are more important than methods? What does it matter as long as the patient’s cured?”

“I say Xianzhang, since you think of him as a little brother, doesn’t that mean you should thank me because I saved him?”

Gu Qiushu looked at the person in front of him. Although he appeared as frosty as ever on the surface, there were lingering doubts in his eyes.

He didn’t understand why s.h.i.+ Qing always acted like this.

Instead of being straightforward, he deliberately scared or misled others.

If Ye Zi hadn’t appeared just in time, even Gu Qiushu himself didn’t know if he would’ve actually taken s.h.i.+ Qing’s life.

However, despite his objectionable stance on things, s.h.i.+ Qing proved with his actions that he was actually trying to save lives.

But it was also clear that he treated everything like a game, even willing to risk his own life to achieve his goals.

Gu Qiushu didn’t understand.

And s.h.i.+ Qing didn’t bother explaining it to him. He stepped away and shouted to the people outside, “Send Little Ye Zi back, and brew him extra sugar water for his throat!”

Then he came back and closed the door. He lifted his chin at the white-robed Xianzhang. “Lie down. I’m going to do acupuncture.”

Because of this incident with Ye Zi, Gu Qiushu felt that he had misunderstood s.h.i.+ Qing. Even though that was the other person’s intention, he still felt a bit guilty inside.

So this time, he obediently went back to the bed and laid down quietly.

“You’re behaving yourself this time. Good.”

s.h.i.+ Qing took out a silver needle while running his mouth, “I won’t lie to you Xianzhang. This is my first time trying acupuncture. Please be understanding if I accidentally leave a silver needle in your body.”

After watching him scare Ye Zi just moments ago, Gu Qiushu didn’t react to those words with anger or resentment.

To confirm his suspicion, he deliberately said, “Just focus on administering the needles. If they end up in my body, I’ll just expel them using spiritual energy.”

As expected, disappointment appeared on s.h.i.+ Qing’s fair and devious face afterwards.

“You aren’t scared?”

Gu Qiushu looked at him, still expressionless. “You want me to be scared?”

The person in front of him smacked his lips and patted his shoulder. “Boring. You’re so boring.”

s.h.i.+ Qing seemed to have lost interest since he couldn’t scare Gu Qiushu. He started administering the needles in silence.

Gu Qiushu quietly laid there. He thought, “As I expected.”

s.h.i.+ Qing hadn’t done anything to them after capturing them except for verbal threats.

Maybe it was just for fun, or maybe he just liked to see others panic.

But he never did anything that would actually cause harm.

Here was where Gu Qiushu’s trail of thought grew jumbled. He still didn’t understand what s.h.i.+ Qing got from this. What was the point of making others fear and loathe him?

He probed s.h.i.+ Qing in a cold voice, “I am grateful to you for treating my meridians.”

The pale, slender fingers applying needled above him paused before resuming their work.

Before, Gu Qiushu had been too busy being angry about being imprisoned to truly listen to s.h.i.+ Qing’s words. Now that he’s calmed down, he noticed how crisp and clear his words were.

When he didn’t deliberately slow down and make his voice deeper, s.h.i.+ Qing almost sounded like a lively and bright youth. One that was a bit spoiled but still pure underneath.

However, his words were filled with mockery, “Xianzhang, you really are a fool. Why would I help you guys if I didn’t get something out of it? I can’t believe you even thanked me. Hmph. It seems like your Heavenly Derivation Sect’s education needs to put less emphasis on books and more on common sense.”

Gu Qiushu’s tone was clear, cold, but very resolute. ”You having an ulterior motive doesn’t mean I can’t be grateful.”

The person above him snorted and leaned down slightly. A pair of beautiful eyes steadily looked into Gu Qiushu’s.

“Then what if my ulterior motive…is you?”

Even though he knew this was coming, s.h.i.+ Qing’s deliberate teasing still made the white-robed Xianzhang face involuntarily flush.

He slightly averted his eyes from s.h.i.+ Qing. “Behave yourself!”

The same two words as before, but now there was a touch of more panic and confusion.

s.h.i.+ Qing picked up on it. His smirk widened.

“Don’t worry Xianzhang, I’m a very disciplined person. Of course I won’t force you if you’re not willing.”

“It’s only fun when both people want it.”

He deliberately made his words ambiguous. As expected, Gu Qiushu gave up on probing any further. He just closed his eyes and played dead.

s.h.i.+ Qing stopped speaking as well and concentrated on his treatment.

As time ticked by, Gu Qiushu frowned. He paused his mental recitation of his mantras and slowly opened his eyes.

At least six hours had pa.s.sed by now.

Of course that amount of time was nothing for a cultivator, but everyone knew s.h.i.+ Qing was just mortal. How could he possibly stand six hours of intense concentration?

He did see sweat beading on the other person’s forehead. s.h.i.+ Qing was also no longer smiling like before. Instead, there was a faint frown on his face.

Gu Qiushu never cared to get a good look at s.h.i.+ Qing before due to being disgusted with him. Now that he did, he immediately noticed the other’s stunning, fox demon-like features.

And those eyes that were focused on concentrating instead of being charming for the moment.

Gu Qiushu suddenly remembered what his s.h.i.+xiong had once remarked about him before.

“You might not have even noticed yourself how much you’re concentrating during sword practice. Many female disciples couldn’t turn their eyes away from you then. Maybe it’s true that people are most attractive when they’re focused.”

At the time, Gu Qiushu didn’t understand his s.h.i.+xiong’s words.

It was just sword practice. What was there to see?

But now, looking at s.h.i.+ Qing who was single-mindedly focusing on the task at hand, Gu Qiushu finally seemed to understand.

This kind of s.h.i.+ Qing was indeed very beautiful.

He wanted to take a few more looks at him.

[Ding! Gu Qiushu animosity value 97/100]

[En?] s.h.i.+ Qing seemed a bit caught off guard. [I didn’t even do anything yet but it dropped on its own?]

The System quickly came to kiss up to him. [It must be because of the Host’s bottomless charisma!]

[Shoo shoo shoo. Do you really think Gu Qiushu’s the facecon type?]

Surprisingly, the answer was yes.

Gu Qiushu was a straightforward, simple person. He already felt guilty for almost hurting s.h.i.+ Qing before, and now s.h.i.+ Qing had toiled for so long to treat him. His guilt only grew as time went on.

However, he only knew one way to deal with other people, and none of them were like s.h.i.+ Qing. Gu Qiushu stewed on what to do for quite some time. Although he was still expressionless, the corners of his eyes were tense, and his brow was furrowed. He seemed deep in thought about something.

s.h.i.+ Qing picked up on this. “Xianzhang, what are you thinking about? Your eyebrows are almost furrowed enough to squish a fly to death.”

Gu Qiushu’s lips slightly parted, but he paused before speaking coldly. “Rest if you’re tired.”

“En? But I’m not tired, ah.”

The person above him giggled again. The motion made a drop of sweat from his forehead roll down the bridge of his lifted and fair nose. It seemed to make s.h.i.+ Qing itchy since he wiped his face before smiling at Gu Qiushu again.

Liar.

The white-robed Xianzhang gazed coldly at the person on top of him.

You’re lying despite obviously being tired.

This person didn’t even know why his expression had cooled. He was still asking playfully, “Xianzhang, why are you asking this all of a sudden? Is it because you can’t wait to relieve yourself?”

He giggled and deliberately looked down. “It’s not good to hold it in, Xianzhang. Since you’re in a hurry, we’ll stop here for now.”

Especially since Gu Qiushu had been practicing inedia since long ago, why would he need to use the washroom?

For Gu Qiushu, if he had heard any of the Heavenly Derivation Sect disciples speak like this back at the Sect, he would punish them with three days of seclusion at the very least. But since s.h.i.+ Qing wasn’t his to reprimand, he could only coldly ignore him.

After not receiving a response to his teasing, the person above him stopped, unlike before. Perhaps because he knew Gu Qiushu was going to ignore him, perhaps because he was worn out from treating him for several hours straight.

Gu Qiushu closed his eyes again.

But his heart refused to settle down.

The image of s.h.i.+ Qing’s sweat-covered forehead, the fatigue lining his fair face…

He couldn’t stop thinking about them.

With tightly knitted brows, Gu Qiushu was about to forcefully make himself forget when he suddenly heard panting.

The white-robed Xianzhang’s eyes snapped open. He saw how there was even more sweat on s.h.i.+ Qing’s forehead. He also seemed more tired than before.

He could feel that s.h.i.+ Qing’s breathing became slightly sharper.

It was obvious that the person above him was already exhausted.

However, s.h.i.+ Qing seemed like he didn’t care. He continued to concentrate on carefully applying the needles to various locations.

Gu Qiushu could clearly feel his meridians widening a few fractions as the treatment progressed. The sharp pain that had returned after he forced open the acupoint was also significantly lessened.

For someone who had chronic pain, it was definitely a cause for celebration for the pain to ease even a bit.

However, s.h.i.+ Qing had tired himself out like this to achieve that.

Gu Qiushu was expressionless. He wasn’t worried for s.h.i.+ Qing’s sake.

It’s just that this person was just a mortal.

It was too much to ask a mortal to expend his energy to save a cultivator like him.

Besides, s.h.i.+ Qing was the master of this place. If something happened to him, Gu Qiushu would be implicated.

As he was frantically trying to justify things to himself, he saw the hands of the person above him falter.

s.h.i.+ Qing frowned as his eyes glazed over. He slightly swayed from side to side before collapsing.

Almost subconsciously, the white-robed Xianzhang in the bed half rose and waved his hand. His sword immediately burst out of its sheath in response to his spiritual energy and caught the mortal that was about to fall off the bed.

“En? Thanks, ah.”

The obviously pampered and spoiled head of a sect didn’t seem to care about what just happened. He casually got up and continued what he was doing, disregarding his fatigue entirely.

It was really uncomfortable to watch.

Just as his hand was about to touch one of the needles, a large, slender hand blocked him.

s.h.i.+ Qing looked over, puzzled. “Xianzhang?”

On the bed, the white-robed Xianzhang who was slightly propped up expressionlessly said, “We’ll end things here for today.”

s.h.i.+ Qing wrinkled his brow. “Why? Just an hour more, and you’ll be pain-free for three days.”

An hour more? If we actually went on for an hour more, this mortal would’ve collapsed already.

Gu Qiushu, who had been practicing inedia since long ago, spoke coldly with a cold expression.

“I need to use the bathroom.”

Author’s Corner

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Ahhh I can’t believe I mislabeled the chapter. (;-_-)ノ

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