Dudu's Diary Chapter 4

After dinner, under the supervision of Wu Jing, Yu Shanshan sat painstakingly on the yoga mat to practice yoga with her.

Wu Jing is a dance teacher, so her physique is naturally very important. In order to maintain her figure, in addition to controlling her diet, she practices slimming yoga for an hour every night.

If it had been Yu Shanshan from the past, all kinds of difficult yoga movements are fine. But now, it's tantamount to torture for her.

She tried very hard to break her leg onto her shoulder, but it was a failure, and she couldn't move it mid-air, even though she was already red-faced and sweaty.

In desperation, Wu Jing had to go up and manually help her, holding the legs and trying to help her carry them on her shoulders.

"Ah, ah, ah, No, no. I'm going to break my leg, my leg leg is breaking, don't break it, don't break it!"

"Stop howling, that's why it's so high! Just hold on!"

Wu Jing is also tired out in sweat, helping her break off her legs is more tiring than her own practice, mainly because there's too much meat on her legs and too much meat on her belly, so it's difficult to move after the two meet.

"But it really hurts. if you break it again, they will surely be broken."

"It won't break, just clench your teeth and stick to it."

While the two women were screaming all over the room, Dudu, who was busy playing with toys on the carpet, suddenly made a noise, "Mom, look at me!"

Yu Shanshan and Wu Jing looked at the little guy, they saw the him flexibly broke his little fat leg to his neck, easily put the leg on his shoulder, there was no pain at all.

He also said to Shanshan happily: "Mom, this is easy."

Yu Shanshan: "......"

This little fat man is simply punching her in the face.

And as a fat man, why is he flexible?

Because she ate less tonight and did an hour of inhumane yoga practice, Yu Shanshan was starving to death before she fell asleep. Her stomach is clamoring for food.

Looking at the fat man with his fat legs on her side, Yu Shanshan was a little embarra.s.sed get up to find something to eat.

If she goes up to the kitchen to find something to eat now, this little fat man will definitely report to Wu Jing.

Yu Shanshan poked the little fat man in the stomach, "Pangpang, it's almost ten o 'clock. go to bed."

While talking, she reached for her cell phone, but the little guy dodged.

He looked at her longingly and begged in a milky voice: "Mom, I haven't told dad what I did today. let me talk to him for a while."

"What are you talking about? He can't hear you."

"I'm sure Dad can hear me. Dad must miss me very much now. I need to talk to him more so that he will like me more." Dudu is afraid that his father won't like him when he comes back.

Looking at her fat son being like this, Yu Shanshan suddenly felt a little uncomfortable. Although the little man didn't say anything, he actually really wanted to have a father. He would eagerly look at other children every time they were carried on their father's shoulders.

If that man knew he had a son, would he put Dudu on his shoulder like the other dads? If that's the case, Dudu will probably go crazy with delight.

However, she doesn't know whether she could still find Dudu's father.

Yu Shanshan rarely felt guilty about her son, and when she thought about this, she took the little man into her arms and asked him softly, "Pangpang, do you like your father very much?"

The little guy nodded without thinking, and strongly replied:
"I like him! Dad is so handsome."

Yu Shanshan can not help but be very satisfied, although the little fat man is fat, but the aesthetic standard is still very normal.

Seeing that the little fat man liked his father so much, Yu Shanshan could not help but want to talk to him and said, "That's not all. Your father is exceptionally handsome. He is tall, has long legs, and his whole body is covered with tendons. He looks thin in clothes and but meaty when he undressed"

"Wow--"

When Dudu heard that, his eyes glowing which shows how much he adored him.

"Furthermore, Your father was also the champion of the army tournament, he's a proper king among soldiers. Standing among the crowd he would be the first one you will see"

"Wow--.

"I think that at the beginning, there were 1,000 or 800 people who liked him, but none of them succeeded in winning your father, that is, n.o.body else but me, your excellent mother, who your father ended up with in the end."

 “......” Dudu blinked his eyes, looking at his smug mother, he hesitated to speak, a little wow won't come out. He looks like he wants to say something else.

After waiting for a long time for his fat son's "wow" that never came, Yu Shanshan was not happy and pinched his fat chin, "What's that look on your face, little fatty? You don't believe mom?"

Dudu pinched his foot. Trembling, he asked, "Mom, Dad doesn't like beautiful aunts when he fell in love with you?"

Yu Shanshan's face changed from sunny to overcast in an instant, threw away the small meat in her arms mercilessly, took back her mobile phone, and sternly ordered: "Go to bed!"

Realizing that he had offended his old mother, Dudu hastened to make amends, he hugged his mother's arm and said sincerely: "Mom, you look good, too."

The little fat man's after-the-fact remedy can no longer restore his mother's broken heart.

She was wrong just now, this little fat man's aesthetic standard is not good at all, he can't find the beauty beyond appearances!

In a huff, Yu Shanshan lay down angrily and decided never to pay attention to the bad fatty again.
Dudu dug his little feet in the dark for a while, then moved slowly towards his mother. wriggling up to Yu Shanshan like a caterpillar. His fat finger poked her back and whispered, "Mom? Mom?"

Yu Shanshan ignored him.

"Mom, don't you care about Dudu? Mooom——” The little guy continued to poke with perseverance.

Yu Shanshan can't bear it any longer. She turned over and grabbed his finger. "What's the matter, bad fatty?"

Seeing his mother is finally done ignoring him, Dudu hurried into her arms, hugged her tightly like a koala, printed a wet kiss on her face and coaxed her in a wanton milky voice: "Mom, don't be unhappy, I just said something wrong. You are the most beautiful mother and the most beautiful mother."

Although she know that this is the sweet talk of a bad guy, it's still very useful. Yu Shanshan's face couldn't go down, so she decided not to argue with this ignorant fatty.

The bad guy has no idea of her glorious history or how charming his mother was.

She needs to make up for the fat guy.

"Pangpang, I'm telling you, Mom used to be called 'The Little Ballet Princess', Mom used to be chased around the earth for two weeks, if you only knew how many people there were in those two weeks!"

Dudu: “.......”

There was silence for a long while in the darkness, a mysterious silence.

Just when Yu Shanshan thought the little guy didn't hear, Dudu whispered: "Mom, I'm sleepy, let's go to sleep."

Yu Shanshan: "You bad fatty!"

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It's weekend the next day, Dudu has yet to start kindergarten, so Yu Shanshan can only continue to take the little guy to work.

As a result of yesterday's incident, everyone looked at her a little differently today. Yu Shanshan was so thick-skinned that she didn't see it and went straight into the consultation room with Dudu and arranged the little guy in the rest room behind her.

Fearing that he was hungry, she specially prepared a bear backpack for him, which contained a lot of snacks and water, so that when he's hungry and thirsty, the little guy can solve it by himself.

Knowing that his mother had to work hard to earn money and raise him, Dudu is very good and waved at her from his chair. "Mom, you go to work. I'll watch Piggy Page."

Yu Shanshan squatted down, gave him a kiss on the forehead and said: "Mom will go to work, you have be good, call Mom if you need anything and don't run out on your own."

Dudu nodded his little head seriously, took out a tablet from his small bag, skillfully opened the video app to find Peggy Pig, and then continued to watch the episode that she didn't finish yesterday. Without looking up, he told Yu Shanshan: "Mom, I'll be good, but you have to be good, too. you can't fight or quarrel with other aunts."

Yu Shanshan rolled her eyes and patted him on the head. "Just watch your little pig."

As soon as his son was settled, Yu Shanshan sat down at the table with peace of mind and went on with her work. Since it's weekend, there are more people coming than yesterday. Her work had just began, yet there are a lot of people waiting for consultation at the door already.

She thought yesterday was bad enough, but today there shouldn't be any more problems. She didn't know that she had taken it for granted, not knowing that the bad luck is still going strong.

An hour after she started working, an "old acquaintance" came to her desk.

The newcomer is a very young woman with beautiful appearance and wearing a delicate dress. Coincidentally, she's also carrying a LV bag.

By now, Yu Shanshan isnt sure whether the one she's actually in in conflict with is the LV bag or not. How is it that both of them likes to carry this bag?

The woman has a five or six-year-old girl in her hand.

When she saw Yu Shanshan, she nodded her head and then went straight to the subject.

"I'd like to ask, do you have any cla.s.ses that are specific to her age and have a basic dance foundation? My niece has been studying ballet for a year and is very talented. If she comes in to learn now, we don't want her to follow the initiation cla.s.s. If possible, I hope it can be arranged that she'll get in a basic teaching cla.s.s."

Yu Shanshan didn't hear what she was saying. All she wants now is a dog leash.

It's really bad luck. How is it that she still managed to meet this woman here of all places? Is this the legendary narrow road of enemies?

With her heart beating in her chest, Yu Shanshan cleared her throat. Not daring to look at the woman opposite her, she kept her voice as low as possible and said, "Yes, Tianyi has teaching cla.s.ses for children with different foundation in each age group. We teach students in accordance to their apt.i.tude in talents and basic knowledge."

The woman initially felt that the consultant not only had a bad image, but also speaks strangely. She frowned and continued to ask, "What kind of teachers do you have? Can you tell me? I want to know."

Yu Shanshan clenched her fist and still holding her voice and said: "For preschool cla.s.ses, children with a basic dance foundation will be taught by our teachers, Huang Yuxi and Lin Jiajia. These two graduated from——”

"Wait——”

Yu Shanshan's introduction was interrupted by a woman before she finished.
She looked suspiciously at Yu Shanshan's face. The more she looked at it, the more she felt something was wrong. She asked tentatively: "Do we know each other?"

Yu Shanshan's heart thumped heavily and pinched her thigh under the table, She abruptly pulled out a smile and replied: "No, we don't know each other."

"No. You sound familiar and your appearance is also a little familiar, and you are——”
The woman looked at Yu Shanshan thoughtfully and thought hard.

Just when Shanshan prayed that she couldn't remember, bad luck came.

The woman suddenly shouted: "You're Yu Shanshan! Isn't it?"

Yu Shanshan: Heaven is going to kill me!

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胖 or "Pang", meaning fat, plump. Shanshan used 胖胖 so I left it as is because it sounds like an endearment.

冤家路窄 or "Yuān Jiā Lù Zhǎi" lit. enemies on a narrow road (idiom) which is the inevitable clash between enemies.

Dudu is a savage omg