Dudu's Diary Chapter 3

As if Wu Jing still doesn't know her virtues by now. She didn't believe her nonsense at all so she still dragged her over without mercy, "No, you must give me a weight. From today onward, I will supervise you to lose weight and lose at least 1.5 kg a week."

"1.5kg? How is that possible?" 1.5 or 1 kg is about the same.

At the moment, Yu Shanshan really regretted that she had fought with that woman on the spur of the moment. If she hadn't fought, she wouldn't be caught today by Wu Jing to lose weight. Wu Jing had given up the idea of letting her lose weight long ago after she failed to do it countless times already. But now she's making a comeback.

"Of course it's possible! Half a kilogram is very simple, as long as you follow the the diet and exercise plan I made for you, you will be guaranteed to lose 1.5 kg. "

When she heard the diet and exercise plan, Yu Shanshan's old heart could not help shaking, shook Wu Jing's hand, She took Wu Jing's hand to discuss about them in a friendly manner, "Jing-er, let's forget it. You know I'm a foodie. Your diet is terrible. I really can't stick to it, please don't let me lose weight. I promise to do this job well in the future and never make any mistakes again, ok?"

"No way!"

Wu Jing shook off her hand.

"Yu Shanshan, can't you be a little more ambitious? Think about your current image, the beautiful clothes you can't wear, and think about the depression you go though each time you are laughed at by those people, don't you want to lose weight and slap it to their faces?"

Yes, she did want to slap it to the faces of those people in her dreams, but so far she didn't have a chance. Not only didn't she lose weight, but she just got fatter and fatter.

She also knew that Wu Jing is only doing this for her own good. Since she came to this point, no one had paid any attention to her. Only Wu Jing, a college cla.s.smate who she initially had an ordinary relations.h.i.+p, gave her a helping hand.

"All right, all right, I'll just lose weight." Throwing caution to the wind, Yu Shanshan bravely took to weighing scale.

This weighing scale is a body fat scale, and it comes with a voice reminder. As soon as she stood up, the mechanical female voice said "Your weight is 86 kg, 2.3 kg more than the previous weight, and you need to lose 41 kg from your ideal weight."

Yu Shanshan: "....."

She regretted not turning off this stupid voice reminder.

This is so f.u.c.king embarra.s.sing.

Wu Jing looked at the body fat weight data and was silent. How is she going to lose forty kilos?

Just as the two adults were silent, Dudu, who was sliding up and down on his small skateboard, suddenly gave a "Wow" sound. He pulled his hands on the ground, turned the skateboard around, slid to the side of the body fat scale, and looked at Yu Shanshan with his head tilted back.

"Mom, mom, Have you gained weight again? "

"Shut up, little fat man!" Yu Shanshan glared at the fat man who had asked her knowingly and hurried down from the scale and looked at Wu Jing, "What? I've been eating a bit more recently."

Wu Jing gave her a slap, "You have the nerve to call Dudu a little fatty. Dudu, this is baby fat, right?"

Yu Shanshan shook her head silently, she's pure fat.

"Look at you. At the beginning you were 51kg, but now you have become 86kg. You have successfully doubled it. Aren't you shocked?"

Yu Shanshan nodded.

She was shocked at first, but now she has accepted the reality, and she actually doesn't have any other choice but to accept it.

"Reduce! It has to be reduced! " At last, Wu Jing gave the death order.

Yu Shanshan had to obediently follow a diet now.

Looking at Dudu's left hand holding a chicken wing and his right hand, a fish ball, at Wu Jing who is still trying to bring him food, and then at the plate of cold cuc.u.mber in sauce in front of her, Yu Shanshan was very unconvinced. She pointed to Dudu and asked:

"It is obvious that he is also fat. He's 5kg heavier than the normal weight of children of the same age. He should also lose weight. Why can he eat so well?"

When she heard her mother say she was fat, Dudu quickly swallowed the meat in his mouth and retorted loudly: "Mom, I'm not fat. I'm not only cute but also handsome!"

"Still cute? Still handsome?" Yu Shanshan pinched the flesh of his chin and struck mercilessly:
"Fatty, you're so narcissistic. Where's the handsome you're talking about? Look at your chin and look at your watermelon belly. Have you ever seen a handsome guy with a double chin and a watermelon belly? "

Dudu looked down at his belly and it was indeed a bit big. But he still pouted his mouth angrily, clenched his little fist and angrily refuted it: "Mom, you hate me. I will become a handsome guy in the future!"

"How do you know you're going to be handsome? What if you get uglier as you grow up? "

"No way!"

"But that's what I think!"

Almost crying with anger, Dudu put down his food, skid climbed down from his chair and stomped  into the room.

Uh ... it's not like you're crying.

Yu Shanshan is a bit pa.s.sive-aggressive. She just deliberately teased him, she did not expect her little fat man so can't accept people saying he is not handsome.

"Why are you always messing with him!" Wu Jing watched little Dudu run away angrily, he was so angry that he couldn't wait to kill Yu Shanshan.

"Did you say that about your son? Why do you always say that Dudu is not good-looking? Dudu is obviously very good-looking. Although he is fleshy, he has exquisite facial features and a good proportion. He will be absolutely handsome in the future. He only looks like that now because he has baby fat"

"I know he will be very handsome in the future, because he looks like his father..." Yu Shanshan bowed his head and murmured in a low voice that was not heard by Wu Jing.

Wu Jing was about to go to the room to comfort the little Dudu. Unexpectedly, the little guy ran out of the room again, holding Yu Shanshan's cell phone in his hand.

He held up the mobile phone screen and showed it to Shanshan and eagerly explained:
"Mom, I will be really handsome in the future, because I am my father's son. I look like my father. I will be as handsome as my father in the future."

Yu Shanshan looked at her mobile phone and was stunned when she saw the picture on the screen.

Before she could react, Dudu turned the picture to Wu Jing.
"G.o.dmother, look, this is my father. Isn't he handsome? Does he look like me?"

"This is....Dudu's father?"

Wu Jing was very surprised. She only knew that Yu Shanshan had her child out of wedlock, but she did not know who caused her to have the kid out of wedlock. Yu Shanshan never mentioned this matter, nor did she dared to ask for fear of causing her sadness.

After a while, Yu Shanshan also reacted from shock and s.n.a.t.c.hed the phone back from Dudu's hand and held it high. "Little Fatty, how did you know about this picture? How do you know it's your father's?"

She never told Dudu who his father is, nor did she show him this picture she treasured. How did Dudu know this was his father?

Since the photo was taken away, Dudu was anxious. He tried to reach the mobile phone by jumping. However, he couldn't reach it because of his short leg

"Mom, mom, give me back my dad!"

"Then tell me, how do you know this is dad? "

In order to get the picture back, Dudu replied honestly: "You held your phone and kissed it all the time, and you asked the cell phone when will it come to pick us up, and then I asked you who it was, and then you told me it was dad."

Kissed it all the time?

What time?

Yu Shanshan couldn't even remember that she had done such a thing in front of Dudu, so she retorted loudly "Nonsense! When did I kiss the picture? "

Dudu stamped his foot anxiously. "You really kissed. You stink and you refused to take a bath. You held dad and kissed him a lot of times. I wanted to kiss too, but you didn't give it to me, saying that dad is in your brain, so only you could kiss him."

Dudu doesn't look like he was lying. Besides, she was smelly? Is it something she did when she was drunk?

Come on, was she really so unreserved in front of her fat son?

Yu Shanshan blushed and was a little afraid to look at Wu Jing's expression.

Wu Jing asked, "Is this really Dudu's father?"

Yu Shanshan had to nod honestly.

Wu Jing was very angry. "Where is he then? He didn't care if you have to carry Dudu alone? So irresponsible, he's nothing but a sc.u.mbag."

Yu Shanshan hurriedly waved her hand.
"No, no, he's not a sc.u.mbag. It is... It is... Well, he's not a sc.u.mbag anyway, so don't ask. "

The matter between them is too complicated for her to explain or explain clearly.

Wu Jing misunderstood, and her face changed and asked tentatively: "He....is not dead, is he?"

Yu Shanshan was anxious. "Screw you, you're the one who's dead."

So the guy isnt dead. Wu Jing breathed a sigh of relief. At least Dudu still had a father.

Holding the cell phone, looking at his father, Dudu immediately replied in righteous words: "I know. Dad is going to save the world. He will be back to see Dudu soon!"

Wu Jing: "......."

She doesn't know why she's duping the child like this,

Yu Shanshan also knew that her own reasons may be a bit unreliable. Hehe, she laughed twice, and in order to quickly take the topic, she quickly nibbled on the cuc.u.mber and urged, "Come on, let's eat. I have to do yoga to lose weight after dinner."

Seeing that she would rather lose weight than mention it, Wu Jing wisely didn't ask any more questions. But she still firmly thought in her heart that Dudu's father is a sc.u.mbag. If he wasn't one, how could he let his flesh and blood endure hards.h.i.+ps without care? He's such a sc.u.m!

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The author actually used 斤 Jin - a measuring weight in china. Jin is exactly 500g. I already made the conversion so it's easier to imagine

Yay! I managed to squeeze out Chapter 3. Hopefully I can publish more chapters this week.