The Chronicles Of The Stick Emperor 25 Chapter 25 - Understanding Women...

"Finally, I got what I want. It took way too long," said Tang Yao in satisfaction.

"Hmm? What did you get?" asked Amanda in a curious tone.

"Yeah, what new skill did you create?" asked Janet

At that moment both Tang Yao and Amanda looked at the NPC called Janet.

"What? Is there something on my face?" asked Janet

"You're curious as well?" asked Tang Yao

"Of course! Why wouldn't I be, it's not every day, I get to witness somebody create brand new skills in front of me. Also judging, by the 3 flashes of light, when you were creating the skills, you created 3 skills." said Janet confidently.

"Okay, here take a look," said Tang Yao, showing Janet, and Amanda the skill screen.

[Skill]

Mastered S Haki - Mythical

There are 3 types of Haki.

Observation S Haki - Which allows the user to see into the future (up to 1 minute), and give the user a 360 degree view of everything around them, and can see minute details up to 1000 kilometers away, hear things from across the continent, smell all sorts of things from hundreds of kilometers away. You can almost see through walls, a great ability to become a peeping Tom.

Armament S Haki - Allows the user to coat his weapon or body in a Blackish - Gold Color, allowing the user to hit anything as if it was a solid body. Increases damage by 1000%, every attack does an additional 100% true damage. Any weapon that does not have Haki, will lose durability 300% quicker.

Conqueror S Haki - The user gives off a fierce look, as if they were a primordial beast, on the hunt. Can intimidate all sorts of beast, and beings, enemies that are stared at will faint (Creatures/Players that are at or under the user's level, will instantly die, and creatures/players that are within a 100 levels above the user, will faint for 30 seconds, creatures, that are higher level then that will lose 75% of their stats.)

(Secret Attribute - If the gaze is used on primordial beast, or used on NPC's that come from the Fallen Kingdom of Camelot, they will wors.h.i.+p you, as the one true king.)

Level 0/10

Exp 0/1000

Cool Down - None

Cost - 1% of Qi/Sec

[Skill Created]

All Seeing Eyes of The End - G.o.dly

Can see things, that human eyes cannot. Can see pa.s.s any type of illusion, any spell or skill used, even if the user heard of a person describing the skill or saying its name. The user can copy that skill and use it at 500% of its power. Can see into an unlimited amount of time into the past, and a month into the future (works on players, but only a minute into the future, because let's say the supercomputer, can't compute that much.) Can switch the sight of others with his or other people, can share his vision, see into the minds of others. Can induce illusion/hallucinations with others.

Level Max

Cost - 1% of HP

Cool Down - None

[Skill Created]

The Gamer's Observation - G.o.dly

Anything that the user sees will give a complete description of it. Whether useless or helpful. All stats debuffs or buffs, nothing can hide from this observation skill. Works on any item as well, stats and abilities of any creature can be seen. Disguises, or hidden info, can still be seen.

Level 0/10

Exp 0/1000

Cost - None

Cool Down - None

{Slap}

"Ouch, what the f.u.c.k was that for Janet?!" exclaimed Tang Yao, who was rubbing his cheek for Janet's slap. Her slap broke 50% of his s.h.i.+eld, and he got a warning saying, that he was s.e.xually intimidating an NPC.

'f.u.c.k! What the h.e.l.l did I do to s.e.xually intimidate an NPC?' thought Tang Yao in his mind.

"What do you mean what was that for?! How can you not be happy with the other two skills?! Are you some kind of idiot?! Also, why did you create the first skill called Observation S Haki? You can hear things for thousands of miles, you can almost see through walls?!" shouted Janet

"If I wanted to see through walls, I would just create X-Ray Vision skill," said Tang Yao while rolling his eyes.

{Slap}

"OW! What the h.e.l.l was that for?!" shouted Tang Yao, who now had his s.h.i.+eld broken, and receiving another message, saying that if he s.e.xually intimidated that NPC one more time, he would be insta killed.

"PERVERT!" shouted Janet

"What did I even do?" grumbled Tang Yao, "This is racist, I'm Asian, and she's white, just because of that, I almost die. What the f.u.c.k is wrong with this game?"

"..."

"Your thinking is messed up," said Amanda while looking At Tang Yao with pity, "You don't say stuff like that in front of girls."

"Why? I don't get it," said Tang Yao

"Here, give me your ear, I'll explain it to you," said Amanda, then proceeding to whisper stuff into Tang Yao's ear.

"Oh... I see," said Tang Yao, coming to an understanding of how women work, "But, why can I see my sister naked, and she doesn't say anything, I even take bath's with her still."

"How old is your sister?" asked Amanda

"16 I think." said Tang Yao.

{Slap}

"Ow, what the h.e.l.l was that for?!" shouted Tang Yao

"I found out your true nature now, your a lolicon, and you have a sister complex." said Amanda, with a sarcastic disgusted voice.

"What?! No, why would I even like my sister, let alone you, your so... short, and.... ugly." said Tang Yao

{Slap}

{Slap}

{Slap}

"I dare you to say that again!" shouted Amanda with a angry voice.

"Your Ug-"

{Slap}

{Slap}

[Earrings of Undying Impossibility has activated, your HP has been restored to 1%]

{Slap}

[Earrings of Undying Impossibility has activated, your HP has been restored to 1%]

"Ow! OW! Stop! OW, I'm SORRY! Just stop hitting me!" yelled Tang Yao who was beaten black and blue.

"Hmph, fine, I'll be lenient, just this once." said Amanda

"Why do, loli's. .h.i.t so hard?" grumbled Tang Yao

"What did you say?!" shouted Amanda

"Why do, loli's. .h.i.t so h"

{Slap}

[Earrings of Undying Impossibility has activated, your HP has been restored to 1%]

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The same situation, kept happening, until Tang Yao's face was barley recognizable.

"Did you learn your lesson yet?" asked Amanda

"Yes, mam," said Tang Yao respectfully.

"Good." said Amanda

Tang Yao, then used Super-a.n.a.leptic, to heal of his wounds.

"Also what level are you now Amanda?" asked Tang Yao

"I'm level 170, I also learned a bunch of brand new skills from the Adventurer's Guild," said Amanda

"Nice, I'm level 189, and wait you can learn skills from the Adventurer's Guild?" asked Tang Yao in a bewildered voice.

"Wait, don't tell me you didn't know that you could learn skills from the Adventurer's guild!" said Amanda.

"Uh... No..." said Tang Yao meekly

"..."

'This f.u.c.king idiot...' thought Amanda

"Okay, he is the procedure, first you have to go to the receptionist saying that you want to learn skills, and they will give you a book, that is tailored to your cla.s.s, so you can learn skills from your cla.s.s. Also, you can learn universal skills, that everyone can learn." said Amanda

"Oh, I get it! Okay, wait for me, let me go and learn some new skills." said Tang Yao.

"*Ahem*"

"Oh sorry, I forget you were there Janet." said Tang Yao

{Kick}

"Owww... What the h.e.l.l was that for?" asked Tang Yao

"That was for forgetting I was here, listening to your conversation. Also, you want to learn skills? That'll be 1,000 gold please." said Janet with a grin.

"WHAT! That's like 10 million dollars!" shouted Tang Yao

"What, you don't even have that much gold?" said Janet in a dissapointed tone.

"..."

"Amanda, how much did you have to pay to learn skills?" asked Tang Yao

"What she said, 1,000 gold." said Amanda, while winking at Janet.

"..."

"So black-hearted." grumbled Tang Yao, while handing the gold over.