Dungeon Prowler : One Man Army 124 Preparations

A complimentary gift was left in the library of the living room, probably arranged for by the superst.i.tious old man. Nonetheless Yunan was thankful for the three skill books and decided to pray for the luck of the old man. The skill books were cooking mastery, a therapeutic ma.s.sage, and a technique that allows one to cloak an item with elemental magic.

After Yunan left the guild he pa.s.sed by the market and bought tons of fresh ingredients to practice cooking with, if he got the skill and a kitchen why not cook when he could. Once he was back at the cabin he made a simple stew, with vegetables and a collection of monster meats to sample, after all the roasting and honey he kept eating lately, anything was an improvement.

Half an hour later Yunan was taking off his rags and getting ready to take a quick bath while waiting for the stew to get ready, but he was surprised to hear a knock on the door, so he went to open. As soon as the door swung open the cabin was flooded with girls who pushed Yunan away and made their way inside.

Looking at the girls hopping and skipping around in the cabin with excited voices and m.u.f.fled giggles, and then at the one taking the tail, he simply closed the door behind them and kept taking off his clothes " i thought you said you do not take customers outside of the brothel, how came you followed me, don't answer that, keep an eye on the stew i am going to take a bath, someone told me i stink, feel free to treat the place like home, don't answer the door, otherwise do as you please".

The manager followed Yunan after making hand signals to the girls and stood aside as she watched Yunan clean up. "Where are your friends? It seems too quiet for a place in need of my ten best flirting girls". "All are for me, i need to learn flirting and all kinds of techniques to make my date happy, must be done before the full moon". The manager could not believe her ears, she stood there and watched with a slack jaw before snapping out of it "seriously?"

Seeing that Yunan didn't make a move to contradict her, she started laughing loudly, it was not a situation that she would encounter at all, some would pay for one on one courses, and do it with red faces and stutter the words out, most would just pay to be serviced for a few nights picking up all they could learn or just buy pleasure slaves after they get frustrated with the whole thing.

"Alright" she said " just explain to me your reasoning and we can shave the price from ten times to only 5 times, deal?", Yunan dried his body with a towel and put on some light garments, a short and a s.h.i.+rt, and strode out of the bath towards the kitchen while saying " she told me to, my date told me to become better at flirting, there is no other reason, i thought there would be different techniques and methods one can use for flirting, so I decided to hire the best at it and see what I could learn"

They arrived to find the girls had made a feast based on that stew he started and were setting up the table for chow time, that marked them as adventurers, because tender girls do not eat at anytime, However adventurers would eat whenever there was a chance.

As to be expected from girls in the escorting industry, the food had the same delicate touch the girls had on them whatever they did, Yunan thought it was either a special trait or a trainable quality, either way, these ladies were worth the money. Growing up around Debauchery was a sure way to get in touch with almost all things, except intimacy, that was the only thing Debauchery took all the steps to keep a private matter.

And so when the girls were told that Yunan was the only one they needed to service, there were all kinds of reactions, one of the awestruck ones asked Yunan what he learned about flirting, and other than touching lips to kiss he was clueless, his excuse to avoid the wave of ridicule that came his way was "I spent the last five years training in all kinds of things, i barely had enough time to notice the girls beside me grow into women".

As the time they spent with Yunan grew longer, the girls got more and more relaxed, it was not something they would do with other customers no matter what, and it took one meal for them to be fully relaxed around Yunan, to the point of throwing jabs at his shortcomings and oddly frank personality, at least they are having fun, thought the manager.

After the meal and for the next three days, the girls made sure Yunan was date ready, teaching him every cheesy pick up line and cliché compliment they knew of, they worked on his dressing, looks and skills, where to look and when it was appropriate to touch, what gifts to buy and what to talk about. All in all, they made a man out of Yunan the boy.

When they finally left, they made Yunan vow he would tell them how the date went, and come by for some fun whenever he was free from abusing himself in the dungeon. After sending the girls off Yunan filled the bath with water and honey and relaxed there for a few hours before leaving the dungeon towards Damascus city where he bought everything he needed for a romantic dinner with Fortuna before heading to the valley full of moon flowers and setting up his mobile home in the spot where they first danced.