My First And Last Man 271 Vol 4 : Ch 271 - Formally Introduce To The Family

After that weird and nonsense query from Ken, the Din's Family including Tae just shrugged it off except for one, yes it's Mei, his own and biological Mother is laughing him like his an idiot who just asks a very stupid one question and then yet he realized that he really did when he heard his Mom laughing, so he pretend that he didn't ask that one and ignored his mother who's laughing to her hearts content and just asking his Uncle instead.

"Neh Uncle Tae?" ask in Sean

"Yes Ken?"

"I think you forgot the existence of your important persons now"

"Me? (Ken nodded) I didn't"

"Really?"

"Yes"

"Then how about them?" (pointing the Jun Family Members)

"...."

Ken control his laugh because this Uncle of him is the most important person of his Auntie Rei, so instead laughing of his Uncle Tae antics and since it's not good to laugh to the adults, he just said it to him "please introduce us to them properly Uncle Tae because from the day they arrive in the house except me, Ellyn, My Mom and Aunt Wen, my family members and them are like a bullfighters waiting when to attack with each other"

'They are really a Mother and Son pair indeed' thought by Rei, Tae, El and En.

After thinking that one, Tae replied to him "ah, that's right Ken and thank you for reminding me about that one" then facing all of them who almost forgotten their existence and continue "well at first I want to introduce My Wife family members to mine by herself while I'm the one introducing all of you to them but I guess I will do it alone since Rei just give birth right now and she's quite tired" Tae looking to his wife and he knows she's resting already but he doesn't want her to be get tired because giving birth is the hardest one to do as a mother and wife, so he won't let do that and just said to her "you need to rest and let me do that one, okay?"

"Okay"

"Thanks Hon" then looking to his wife lovingly and again he almost forgot that his going to introduce them to each other when someone got reminding him.

"h.e.l.lo to earth Bro Tae, are you sure that you are going to introduce us or you want to stare Sis for the whole afternoon?" interrupted by Mei and she's that someone who reminding him.

".... Ehem, ehem, yeah I almost forgot that one Mei, so for now this is my Family Members and your in laws." (pointing them one by one) This is My Dad Jun Sun Woo, My Mom Jun Wei Tia, My Elder Sister Hu Yu Mei, her husband Hu Ji Meng and their only daughter Hu Jia. She's my next Elder Sister Jun Wei An and then her my other Elder Sister Jun Tia Wen. Dad, Mom and Guys, you already meet them in a very awkard situation but my in laws are all kinds and nice just like My Wife when did you meet her for the first time. Although you can't converse them because of the language barrier we have but among all of them, they can understand Sean Language especially Mei, Bro En and Bro El because of their works. You don't need to be feel awkward just because you didn't understand with each other but I'm a.s.sure that you can be good in laws towards with each other. Language doesn't matter because for you to know My Wife Rei, is always watching and listening to me when she still not know and learn about Sean Language and she become truly a fan of me even though she doesn't understand everything and most of all she doesn't know me well, so it would be the same as yours. All my in laws can converse using the Universal Language one but then mostly of us doesn't speak fluently and only know the basic in that Language because we're all patriotic in S Country so we only know Sean, as for Sis Wei An, she can speak because of her works, not totally fluent though but Sis can understands that language and as for me I'm already fluent in Ceno but not in the Universal Language one since it's very hard to learn and Rei still teaching me that language and never give up to teach me until I will learn but well since it's very hard to learn, I'm still learning and my wife still teaching me secretly. So by now we can speak using the Sean and I will help translating it to Ceno, well the three of my in laws already know and understand what did I say just now since they know about Sean....." pause for awhile then looking to his in laws and his right because the moment he paused Mei looking to him and asking him innocently.

"Why did you pause Bro Tae?"

"Ha, ha, ha see, they already catch up of what I said, so then Dad, Mom and Guys, this is your in laws and Rei's Family Members. This is Mama Din Aya Rei's mother, Brother in Law Din El Rei's Elder Brother, his wife Din Lyn and their twin daughters Ellyn and Lynel. Jia, you are older by them by 3 years since they just got turn 5 last June 15, you and them have also share the same birthday with each other"

"Eh, really Uncle Tae?"

"Uh-uh, you might wondering why Ellyn didn't tell you about that one when you already meet twice and of course when they also stay temporarily to our Family House but ....." got cut off by Jia.

"Nah, I already know that one Uncle Tae because Ken told me that time when we meet second time but then I didn't know that Ellyn had a twin sister, so who's the older one?"

"Ellyn"

"I see, then you can continue Uncle Tae"

"Okay, then next, Jang Mei, Rei's younger Sister, her husband Brother in Law Jang En and parents of Ken and Ren"

"Neh Uncle Tae"

"What is it Jia?"

"Don't tell me that Ken and Ren are also twins?"

"Bingo and you got it right Jia, both of them are identical twins different from your new young cousins since my kids are fraternal twins"

"...." Jia got speechless

"So now guys these are my wife family members, any questions?"

"Me" ask one of his sisters.

"Yes what is it Sis 3?"

"Can you also tell us, how old are they?"

"Oh, you really want to know?" then looking to his sister while smirking.

"What's with that looks Tae-nya?"

"Nothing and okay since you want to know then I will tell you. Bro El is 5 years younger by you Sis 3, while Mei and Lyn is both 8 years younger compared to you and then Bro En is almost the same age with Sis 2"

"What the? T---then I need to get married already and have kids on my own, you too Sis 2. I thought all of them have a baby face and already the same age with us. Wait, how old Rei again?"

"6 years younger by you Sis 3 or rather I say, My Wife just turned 27 last August"

"Gaah, I forgot that one I thought I and Rei almost have the same age since she acts more mature compared to me and then I suddenly realized that Tae-nya is my younger brother and then Rei is younger than you by 3 years. Tsk, tsk" (Ken and Ellyn realized that their Aunt Wen will become weird again so they look to their siblings and giving them a signal to go out including the other kids since covering their ears can't help because Tia Wen have a loud mouth, so then the moment they're out in the room Tia Wen continue without realizing that the kids already out from their sights including her family members except the Din's and Tae because they notice how Ken and Ellyn give signal to the other kids, then Jinxi also drag Jia along with them even though it's their second time meeting with each other.

---Flashback---

Rei and kids are waiting Tia Wen to arrives since it's almost lunch time. Then, Tia Wen arrives and give the foods right away to her sister in law and the kids because she's late 5 minutes for lunch time. Rei accepts the foods while saying thanks to her again and then they eat while Tia Wen just looking to them and suddenly she ask a very weird question that the kids got caught off guard.

"By the way Rei"

"MMM" ask by Rei and never expect that she ask a very shameless question to her.

"Is Tae-nya really a shooter? I mean he really knocked you out after having s.e.x"

"Cough, cough" both Ken and Ellyn got choke from the foods they just eat and looking to Tia Wen while covering their ears but they still heard it.

"Are you alright Ken and Ellyn?"

"......"

"Never mind that one, so then Rei how's my brother bed performances?"

"........" Kids got speechless again until Ken said frankly to his Aunt Tia Wen "Aunt Wen, I guess I need to remind you that I and Ellyn are both young so don't talk like that when we are here and covering our ears is really a useless one because you have a loud mouth"

"Oh that's right I forgot about that one, about you and Ellyn are both kids since you always act mature compared to me, so then Ken why are you so young?"

"It's not my choice Aunt Wen and again I told you that even I born the same age with you Aunt Wen, my first priority is my family members and my goals, so don't ask me that one again."

"And how come you know what I'm going to ask?"

"It because of your expressions Aunt Wen"

"Ha, ha, ha but well we might don't know what well happened if you born with the same age of me you know and of course I'm very pretty and beautiful just like your Aunt Rei" Ken automatically stands and running away from Wen when he heard her calling him "Hey, why are you running away?"

"Because Aunt Wen you're a weird person"

"........"

Then Ken thinking something and ask her "Neh, Aunt Wen?"

"What? Are you willing to be with me when you become a Man?"

"I won't but Aunt Wen are you the one preparing the foods?"

"No I'm not and it's my Mom because I'm just the delivery girl"

"Oh I see then it's good" Ken back to his seat and eating again.

"And what do you mean by that My Ken?"

"I'm not yours Aunt Wen"

"Ha, ha, ha yeah I know but then both I and Jia likes you, so between me and my niece who's the most you like?"

"I'm still a young boy and kid Aunt Wen but you are my Aunt and Sis Jia is like my elder sister, so I like both of you"

"Nah, I didn't mean about that one"

"Oh"

"Are you really sure that you are a young boy My Ken?"

"Yeah, why?"

Ellyn interrupted the two because Yu and other are almost coming "Aunt Wen, you still have work this afternoon right?"

"Oh, that's right and thank you for reminding me Ellyn but how did you know?"

"You still wearing your a.s.sistant Director's outfit, Aunt Wen" answered both Ken and Ellyn.

"......." got speechless because of them.

"Sis Tia Wen, I'm already done eating and kids continue with your lunch"

"Yes Auntie Rei" then the kids continue eating while ignoring their Aunt Wen.

---End of Flashback---

"Dad and Mom, I think I need to drug my boyfriend really well so that I will be knocked out right away because having s.e.xual intercourse for 3 years, he didn't got me pregnant. Well first I thought either one of us is infertile but we both healthy and normal after got results from the checks up we have from the doctor, so to tell you in advance maybe I need to drug my boyfriend and doing it for the whole night since our limits is for 5 rounds only"

"What the heck is that Tia Wen?"

"Geez, no need to be shy Sis1 because I also know that you and Bro Ji Meng also doing and having s.e.xual intercourse for 8 years but you didn't produce any babies aside from Jia"

"Jia is here" reminded by the Jun Family Members except Tae

"Ahh, that's right, Jia erase that one"

".....:"

"Eh, Jia?"

"The kids are all gone the moment Ken and Ellyn realized something amiss so they got out before you become shameless again" Tae answered instead of Jia because she's already gone.

---Flashback---

Around that day, after the group study both kids ask the same time to Rei.

"Auntie, what time Uncle Tae will be here?"

"Around 11pm"

"Thanks"

Almost 11pm, both Ken and Ellyn got awake at the same time to their own room. Both of them got out from the room and then they realized that the two of them have the same thoughts and just laugh then go to the living area and waiting their Uncle. Tae arrives and then the kids interrupt him.

"Uncle Tae" called both by Ken and Ellyn

"Eh, you are still awake?"

"I just got awake and same with Ellyn but Uncle Tae, Aunt Wen is really a weird one"

"And why?"

"Neh Uncle Tae?"

"Yes Ellyn?"

"Aunt Wen ask a very weird questions to Auntie Rei but I didn't really catch up what it is but it's really a weird questions."

"Why did she ask?"

Ken signaling his Uncle to crunch down and then Tae crunch down while whispering to him "Aunt Wen asks Auntie Rei about how's your bed performance and she also ask that are you really that shooter since you knocked out Auntie Rei after having s.e.x. By the way Uncle Tae what's s.e.x? And aside from sleeping, you also have bed performance, are you not tired from singing and dancing since you're still performing in the bed, Uncle Tae?"

"....." got speechless and thinking about something 'this sister of mine, did she forgot that they are still kids when she ask that one to Rei?'

Done whispering to him and then ask again to him "what's that mean Uncle Tae?"

"......"

"Ah, that's right I guess I need to ask Bro Yu about that one"

Tae answered right away to him but he didn't tell what is it since they are both kids and it's very inappropriate for them "no you don't need ask that one Ken and to know about that one since it's for the adults only. For now both of you need to run away whenever Aunt Wen become like this (Tae's mimicking his sister by showing expression of suddenly smiling weirdly or have an amuse expression), so that you cannot heard her weird questions"

Both Ellyn and Ken laugh then answered in unison "okay Uncle"

"Good and both of you need to remember that one because Aunt Wei is really a very weird one"

"Yes Uncle Tae"

"Ellyn you can go back first to your room and Ken stay for awhile"

"Okay" Ellyn go back first while Ken stay.

"What is it Uncle Tae?"

"The one that you said to me awhile ago keep it a secret and don't ask that one to anyone or even search about what is it, understand?"

"Eh not even my family members, Auntie Rei, Mom and my brother?"

"Yes not even them"

"Okay but in one condition Uncle Tae"

"What is it?" Tae just ask but never imagined that he heard it from him.

"You need to tell me about that one when I already reach my goal of becoming like Auntie Rei as R"

"Okay deal" Tae agreed right away but again he never imagined that he will tell about it to him when Ken still a Teenager because he will be 15 that time when he got an approval from Rei to start his hacking skills and becoming like her.

"Deal" then said it loud "I don't know about singing and dancing so I don't know if I can have a good bed performance someday and then aside from sleeping, I need to have s.e.x so that I can become like Uncle Tae"

"........" Tae got speechless and thinking his sister from his mind only 'Sis 3, I really need to scold you for long because you are already planting something to this innocent mind who's very genius yet an innocent one'

"Is that all Uncle Tae?"

"Yes and you can go back to your room now"

"Okay and Uncle Tae don't forgot about your promise"

---End of Flashback---

All : (Jun Family) eh?

Tae : See for your own (then all of his family members looking around and indeed they are out of sight)

Sis3 : Oh, I see then I can continue to become shameless again since all of us here are all adults and I won't get a long scolding from you Tae-nya and guys (Tia Wen got a very long scolding from them, because on the next day after that night when he got informed by Ken , Tae called Manager Kim that he have an urgent family meeting after informing his wife that he have an urgent family meeting and then he got accompanied by Manager Kim. They arrived and Tae got inside to their house right away and telling right away what happened and all of them scolded Tia Wen while Manager Kim waiting him outside the house without knowing the real reason), so then how about you Sis 2? Are you planning to drug your boyfriend because you still didn't produce a baby for almost 5 years, right?"

Sis2 : (Blush then defend right away) what the? Don't compare me with you Wen, althought we are already engaged for 1 year and dating for almost 5 years nothing happened between us.

Sis3 : Eh, really?

Sis2 : Yes that's the truth

Sis3 : Are you sure you are from the Jun Family?

Sis2 : Yes and why did you ask that one?

Sis3 : Look Sis1 have already Jia in her womb before getting married and then Tae-nya got Rei pregnant, so for sure they did it before registering their marriage.

Tae : Ooh-ooh you got it wrong Sis3 because Rei got pregnant after our marriage registration. Look today is October 7 and we registered our Marriage on January 2, so you got it wrong.

Sis1 : So don't tell me I and Tia Wen are the only shameless one?

Sis3 : Yup, yup you are right Sis1 and Sis2 you already engage for 1 year, so when are you getting married so that we can have another bun and for sure you already want to eat your future hubby, so just drug him and have a taste to your hubby.