The Three Little Bunnies 1

Once upon a time many years ago 40 little genetically engineered bunnies part of a top-secret Norwegian experiment to see if rabbits that were made to be bigger, stronger, faster, and smarter could go out in the wild. The researchers chose Bjørnøya the small uninhabited island. A few of the rabbits died from famine others from disease and the cold. After several months the public caught wind of the inhumane project and it was shut down.

Now years later, it is just us 18 little bunnies stuck on a cold deserted island in the middle of nowhere. With a polar bear who is trying to eat us so A few of us decided to build ourselves some shelter. Thomas knew a lot about thermodynamics and decided to build his house out of asbestos, because it was a great insulator so he set out to the abandoned research station and hollowed out the walls. When he got back he built himself a magical castle of asbestos. When the polar bear arrived he thumped and heaved but couldn't get in to eat him so the polar bear moved on to the next house. Sadly the first little bunny did not know that it was a major carcinogen. He pa.s.sed away a few months after building it from a form of cancer called Malignant Mesothelioma.

Roxy was a bit smarter and had a degree in geology. She decided to build her house out of Cuprite Crystals. When she was done she had a stunning maroon Château. However, it was very brittle. One night, while she was sleeping, the polar bear shook the château until it collapsed on her. the polar bear couldn't eat the shard filled rabbit so he moved on.

John had a Ph.D. in Molecular Engineering and Physics so he decided to build his house out of Carbon Nanotubes. When he finished he had a plain black house. The polar bear thumped and heaved but the house wouldn't collapse. Johns house did not give him cancer, it wasn't very brittle, and it was just big enough for him and his family. John was happy with his house. John helped his friends build their own houses to protect them from the cold and the big bad furry polar bear and they all lived happily ever after.