Reincarnation Into The World Of Naruto 68 Too Much Cleansing

A wet sloppy sensation woke Jiraiya up. A dog was licking vigorously all over his face and Jiraiya slowly got up or at least he tried to. When he tried standing up, he tripped. A giant chain was clamped onto his leg and it was attached to a giant metal ball. He groaned rubbing his head as the memories slowly came back to him. Realizing that he was trapped in an unknown area by Orochimaru, Jiraiya immediately tried to get his Chakra flowing, but it was moving stagnantly.

Due to village's new training regime which had been made to complement the Body-Refining Technique Jiro created, Jiraiya had a decently strong body, but he mostly relied on flowing Chakra through his body when intense physical strength was needed. With the speed his Chakra was moving, Jiraiya realized that he would have rely on his own body to get him through this predicament.

As he looked around, he saw no signs of people or any presence. There were signs however, signs of this place being cleaned up. A lack of dust, spiderwebs or other sorts of details reminded him of the lab that Orochimaru works in. Realization set in and Jiraiya quickly advanced towards the door while dragging the iron ball on the floor.

When the door was opened, Jiraiya's face blanched. Swinging blades slashed through the air above a narrow walkway and the ground below the walkway was full of water. The ominous movement below indicated that Jiraiya wouldn't want to fall in there. After spending a few seconds staring at the monstrosity which he had to overcome, Jiraiya just shut the door and turned around before walking back into the room he woke up in.

A few seconds later, the door was abruptly opened and shut once more. Jiraiya was breathing heavily and leaning against the door. The sounds of snakes hissing could be heard from the other side of the door. A bitter expression was present on Jiraiya's face as he realized that he would have to try to cross the crosswalk and avoid the endless obstacles facing him all while carrying the iron ball.

He took a deep breathe before starting to run and stretch all while carrying the ball to figure out how he would run with it. After a few minutes pa.s.sed before Jiraiya finally faced the walkway and began to run towards the obstacles. Jiraiya ducked under several swinging logs and reached into his pouch out of habit while a kunai raced towards him.

The familiar sensation was gone and in its place, Jiraiya jumped and swung the iron ball to block the kunai which released sparks after colliding with the ball. The white haired teen tried reaching for the kunai, but the kunai fell into the water and sunk into its murky depths. Jiraiya continued his journey for the other side of the walkway and finished the obstacles dodging session with only a couple scratches on his face and some hair shaved off of his head.

Facing the door which would lead to the next room, Jiraiya took another deep breathe. He knew that Orochimaru was close to Jiro's level of sadism at times so there was probably no way for the door to be the one that would lead to the exit. Expecting another surprise, he opened it to be pleasantly surprised by a person, to be specific, an old lady.

"Need some help for those wounds young man?"

Remembering the wounds on his head, Jiraiya nodded, ignoring the fact that she was looking at him pretty hungrily. As a green glow appeared over the old lady's hands, she hovered them over Jiraiya's face. Jiraiya was obviously enjoying being healed, but he did not expect to suddenly feel wrinkly hands roaming all over his face.

"Mmm, that's a nice chiseled face you got there. A little bit rough, but nothing a little touching up won't fix."

"It's fine lady, you can let go of my face now."

Jiraiya reached over to pull the old lady's hands off of his face, but she wouldn't budge. As he started pulling with all his strength, the old lady was still not letting go.

"Let go of my face!!! Let go of it!"

"Aaaagh, screw off old lady!"

Jiraiya finally pried her hands off his face and quickly exited the room to enter the next. He wasn't sure what was in the next room, but he was sure that it would be better than his current predicament.

He took that statement back fast. In the room, what looked like an army of predatory animals all lay looking at him with real hunger in their eyes. Although they were separated by a st.u.r.dy looking mesh wall, Jiraiya could feel his knees tremble. Despite his fear, Jiraiya still tried once more to move Chakra through his body, but it wasn't working. The fear really escalated at this moment and it seemed like the animals noticed it.

As keen pairs of eyes stared at Jiraiya, the Toad summoner found himself sighing once more as he reached towards the bags of meat provided and took them down. As bag after bag was tossed out, the beasts attacked it and only sc.r.a.ps were left. Soon enough, as most beasts were finally full, they left and a pa.s.sage way to the next room was formed. Unfortunately for Jiraiya, Orochimaru thought through his revenge plan well and there were still a couple of beasts left.

Covered in blood and having his arms tremble from having thrown so many hunks of meat across the room, Jiraiya glared back at the giant felines. The felines flinched back slightly before aloofly licking their paws and gliding back into the shadows of the room. Seeing the way to the next room all clear, Jiraiya began to slowly walk towards the exit while holding onto the metal ball.

Suddenly, a feline launched itself at Jiraiya, but all it got was a face full of metal from the metal ball that Jiraiya swung at it. As blood launched into the air, the wounded cat slowly crawled back while glaring at Jiraiya. At this point, the white haired teen was in a different frame of mind and he glared back. In his hand was a tooth of the cat.

After Jiraiya walked into the next room, the cats who had been in the shadows finally crawled out before giving a wary glance at the door which Jiraiya had entered.

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In the final room, Orochimaru was taken aback after looking at the wretched state Jiraiya was in. Almost all of his clothes were soaked in blood and his face was set in a glare that promised pain. Even though Orochimaru knew that Jiraiya was incapable of using Chakra for now, he was still intimidated. He quickly brought out his trump card, a paralyzing poison.

As Jiraiya lunged towards Orochimaru with murder in his eyes, a needle tipped with the paralyzing poison instantly penetrated his stomach. The effects were almost instantaneous with Jiraiya falling over. Orochimaru peered over at his fallen comrade and let out a sigh of relief inside. He was worried that Jiraiya would have tried to kill him.

As Jiraiya lay on the ground, Orochimaru walked behind a curtain set up and pondered if he wanted to continue his plan. Jiraiya looked ready to destroy him and Orochimaru wasn't sure if he wanted their pranks to become a war that would form grudges. However, Orochimaru also knew that Jiraiya would definitely be vengeful so he knew that he would have to get blackmail.

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Jiraiya wished death upon Orochimaru so many times while on the ground that he lost track. Finally, Orochimaru emerged from the curtain. He set about and Jiraiya was tied to a tray which was then placed on top of a cart.

"Orochi, just you wait. I'll make you regret this."

Jiraiya saw Orochimaru wave his hand before he pushed the car into the curtain. Jiraiya then witnessed a most horrible scene. Behind the curtain was a bunch of grandmas who all seemed just as touchy and pervy as the first one he met.

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"Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh."

Orochimaru winced slightly as Jiraiya's screams began. The sounds of flas.h.i.+ng lights also indicated that the photos which he would use as blackmail were being taken. Suddenly, the screams stopped and the cart was pushed back out of the curtained area.

A clean and decent looking Jiraiya with a perfect shave cutting his shoulder length hair to only a couple inches was glaring at him. Deciding that mercy would not help himself, Orochimaru pushed the cart back into the curtain.

More screams were let out and this time, a clean Buddha statue was on top of the cart with both hands clasped over the knees. Orochimaru blinked and a couple seconds pa.s.sed before he realized that it was Jiraiya. However, there was still no mercy in Jiraiya's eyes. His eyes just promised pain so Orochimaru pushed the cart back inside once more.

More screams were let out and this time, a clean Buddha statue that was radiating a positive glow was pushed out. Literal beams of light were being emitted from the body and the snake summoner realized that the beams of light being released were not because of a Genjutsu.

Orochimaru blinked and a couple seconds pa.s.sed before he realized that it was still Jiraiya. Except, there was no perverseness about him. Just purity and cleanliness. Furthermore, no signs of killing intent or want to harm were present. Satisfied, Orochimaru pulled the curtains. A couple of prost.i.tutes walked out from the curtain and handed Orochimaru lots of photos. After them came a procession of old ladies who cackled and waved at Jiraiya before walking away.

Orochimaru paid them their fines and he turned around to witness Jiraiya still in statue form.

"Jiraiya... are you ok?"

Orochimaru regretted asking that question as the statue just turned to him before proclaiming a very sad set of lines..

"b.o.o.bs are nothing. Panties are nothing. Bras are nothing. Everything is nothing."