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-No. You don't. See, point here isn't mind your own G.o.dd.a.m.n business. mind your own G.o.dd.a.m.n business. Point is, Web, you want to know how it is I can be comfortable with the dead? Point is, Web, you want to know how it is I can be comfortable with the dead?
He looked out the winds.h.i.+eld.
-You might first ask how you're you're so comfortable with the dead. so comfortable with the dead.
He fired the engine.
-What's that they say about familiarity that I read somewhere?
-Breeds contempt?
He checked his mirrors, began to back down the drive.
-Way I read that, just means you're around something enough, you get used to it.
We bounced down into the street and he dropped the gears.h.i.+ft into drive and pointed us east.
-Me and Po Sin, there's just s.h.i.+t we have reason to have gotten used to when we were younger. That's all.
SKEWED.
Chev's Apache wasn't out front.
Whether that was good or bad, I couldn't say. Letting another day go past before I could do some serious a.s.s-kissing, well, some serious sarcastic a.s.s-kissing anyway, might be what the doctor ordered. Or it could be one step closer to him being done with my s.h.i.+t and throwing my possessions out the window for me to claim from the street.
From the alley, a sudden burst of dialogue.
-You f.u.c.king b.i.t.c.h, you f.u.c.ked him, didn't you?
-f.u.c.k you.
-You f.u.c.king c.o.c.k tease b.i.t.c.h.
-f.u.c.k you.
-You had his c.o.c.k in your c.u.n.t, didn't you?
-f.u.c.k you.
Going up the stairs, I considered the virtues of being homeless and friendless. The first of these being that no one would offer me a job that would turn into a crime spree.
I unlocked the apartment door, found I was just a little disappointed not to see Dot inside waiting to irritate me, walked into the dark livingroom, got tripped by someone hiding behind the door and went face-first into the carpet.
The someone lurking behind the door put his foot in my back and shoved me deeper into the carpet.
-Where's our f.u.c.king can?
My hands flailed and hit something solid and heavy and I grabbed it.
-It's down the hall.
The foot shoved harder.
-What? What the f.u.c.k? Are you f.u.c.king? Is that a joke?
Of course it wasn't a joke, I was telling the absolute truth. The can, or bathroom if you will, was indeed down the hall. I wasn't sure why this person was referring to it as our our can, or why finding it required battering me, but it was there. Perhaps I was a bit confused. That, along with, you know, my general exhaustion, emotional chaos, and fedupness with being f.u.c.ked around got the better of my good manners as a host and the next thing I knew I was twisting and swinging the huge old phone my hand had found and listening to it make the kind of heavy thunk against a man's s.h.i.+n that only genuine craftsmans.h.i.+p can produce. This, followed by a faint ringing as the bell inside was jangled by the blow. A tone, oddly, in perfect harmony with the ringing still sounding in my ears from the shots Gabe had fired. can, or why finding it required battering me, but it was there. Perhaps I was a bit confused. That, along with, you know, my general exhaustion, emotional chaos, and fedupness with being f.u.c.ked around got the better of my good manners as a host and the next thing I knew I was twisting and swinging the huge old phone my hand had found and listening to it make the kind of heavy thunk against a man's s.h.i.+n that only genuine craftsmans.h.i.+p can produce. This, followed by a faint ringing as the bell inside was jangled by the blow. A tone, oddly, in perfect harmony with the ringing still sounding in my ears from the shots Gabe had fired.
The guy, with what I can only a.s.sume was a genuinely desperate bladder condition, hopped off me and dropped into the Barcalounger that Chev had bought at the Melrose Trading Post, and clutched his s.h.i.+n.
-f.u.c.k! Ow! f.u.c.k!
I pushed myself off the floor and went to the wall and turned on the light and looked at him, a guy for whom the terms wiry wiry and and 'pockmarked 'pockmarked had been invented. He may also have been the inspiration had been invented. He may also have been the inspiration for gap toothed, scraggly haired for gap toothed, scraggly haired and and waxen. White trash waxen. White trash, I a.s.sume, goes without saying. But if one needs to have the point emphasized, I can draw attention to the oversize Dale Earnhardt, Senior, memorial-motif tank top he was wearing.
I blinked and looked at his bandaged shoulder and hand.
-I don't know you.
-You know me me, son?
I turned, looked at the guy on the couch who had just spoken. He was tall and lean and wore well-used cowboy boots, jeans, Levi jacket, and a face that was just slightly more weathered than his clothes. Oh, and the gun in his work-gloved hand was really f.u.c.king big.
I figured answering him was a good thing to do.
-I'm gonna say no and hope it's the right answer.
The guy with the bandages picked up the phone and hit me in the back of the neck with it.
-Want our f.u.c.king can.
He may have said more nonsensical s.h.i.+t, but I was way too knocked out to hear it.
-Guy wake up, come on, get it together.
I got it together. No, that's a lie. I woke up, but I did not get it together. Not even a little bit. What I did was come to and discover a wrenching pain at the back of my neck, my hands tied behind my back, and the dude with the bandaged hand shoving a cellphone against my ear.
-Someone wants to talk to you, a.s.shole. Wake up and listen.
The phone was ringing. It stopped, the line clicked, and one of those robot voices started talking.
h.e.l.lo, you have reached 209-673-9003. Please leave a message.
I looked at the guy.
-What should I say?
-What? Say? Just answer the question.
-I. What question? It's voice mail.
-What? Jesus f.u.c.king.
He held the phone to his own ear.
-Sonofab.i.t.c.h.
Fingers snapped.
We both looked at the cowboy on the couch with the gun.
-Just dial it again, Talbot.
Talbot disconnected and started to dial.
-f.u.c.ker doesn't have any sense.
He listened to the phone ring, nodded at the cowboy.
-Here we go. h.e.l.lo. It's me. Yeah. Well why the h.e.l.l didn't you pick up? So take it off vibrate and turn on the d.a.m.n ringer. No, do it later. OK. She there? f.u.c.k you, I know she's not going anywhere. I meant is she next to you. So put her on.
He stuck the phone against my ear.
I cleared my throat.
-Uh, h.e.l.lo?
-Web?
-Yeeeah?
-Is that you?
-Yeah.
-What the h.e.l.l are they doing with you?
-I.
I looked at Talbot.
-She wants to know what the h.e.l.l you're doing with me.
-She? d.a.m.n it.
He took the phone from my ear and spoke into it.
-b.i.t.c.h, just tell him what you were told to say. Jesus.
He put the phone at my ear again.
-f.u.c.king people.
The voice on the phone spoke again, still a little blurred by my ringing ears.
-Web?
-Yeah?
-I think I've been kidnapped.
I swallowed.
-Soledad?
-They want their container, Web. They say to get it for them fast or they'll do something to me.
-Wait. Hang on. I.
I looked at the Talbot.
-What container?
He slapped me.
-The can, f.u.c.ker. Listen to the girl.
I listened.
-Go ahead.
-They want their container. They'll give you a number to call when you have it. They want it by tomorrow night.
-OK, OK, I can ...
My brain did a few doughnuts in the mud while I tried to figure out what words should come next. What exactly could could I do? Could I call the I do? Could I call the cops? cops? Could I Could I rescue rescue her? Could I crawl under the wheels of a speeding vehicle and let myself be her? Could I crawl under the wheels of a speeding vehicle and let myself be crushed crushed if it meant having some peace? if it meant having some peace?
And wait just a f.u.c.king second, my brain screeched to a halt and declaimed, are you totally being set up or is it just me? are you totally being set up or is it just me?
I shook my head, almost laughed, was too p.i.s.sed to actually do it.
-You're totally setting me up, aren't you, Soledad?
-I? Web?
-This whole deal has been one long setup. Like, that s.h.i.+t with your brother, all this. Even f.u.c.king me. It's all a setup. I'm so being used here. You have been totally working me.