Blue Heron: The Perfect Match Part 24

It felt like years since they'd slept together.

When the Playboys were bagged, Tom stood up and pulled off his gloves. "Honor, do you still want to get married?" he asked, his voice quiet.

She jerked her gaze to his. "Sure. Yes."

"Because if you don't, I need to make another plan."

"No. I do." She took a deep breath. "Do you?"

"Yes." His face was solemn.

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah. Seeing naked women has only lit a fire to get it done." He grinned, and Honor's knees practically buckled. On the one hand, it'd be awfully nice to have a serious conversation with him for more than one or two seconds; on the other, that smile went straight to Down Under.

"Guys! Look what we found!" Abby said, and the two teenagers came over.

Tom looked away. "Is it alive?" he asked.

"Yeah!" Charlie said, holding up his find.

It was a snake.

"Snake!" Honor shrieked, leaping behind Tom. "Snake! Snake!"

Charlie jerked back, and, oh, fungus, he dropped it, the snake was on the floor, wriggling and black and evil. Then it was gone in a hideous, lithe movement, and Honor was climbing onto the garbage bag full of Playboys and crawling onto Tom, clutching his head and awkwardly heaving herself onto him.

"Bit of a phobia, darling?" he asked gamely, boosting her a bit.

"Where is it? Where is it?" she said, already sticky with sweat. If that thing went over her foot-or in her pants-oh, G.o.d! The idea of its hideous, cold, twisting body against her skin made her dry-heave in terror.

"I forgot you were scared of snakes," Abby said.

"Well, it's gone now," Charlie muttered, squatting down.

Tom hoisted her so she was basically piggyback on him. "Settle down, love, you've scared it."

"I've scared it? Who in their right mind picks up a snake and holds it! What if it's poisonous?"

"It was a garter snake," Charlie said.

"What if was a poisonous garter snake?"

"No such thing, darling." Tom s.h.i.+fted.

"Don't put me down! Please! Get me out of here." She tightened her grip around his throat, earning a choking sound. Couldn't be helped.

"Here it is," Charlie said.

"No! Stop it, Charlie! Please!" She gripped Tom with her legs so hard he wheezed.

He loosened her chokehold around his neck. "Charlie, get rid of it, mate."

"Do you want to hold it, Honor?" Charlie asked sweetly.

Honor burst into tears.

"Oh, man, I'm sorry!" the boy said, looking stricken.

"No, no, she's got a phobia. Obviously," Abby said, putting her hand on Charlie's shoulder. "Let's get it out of here, okay?"

"I'm sorry," Charlie said, and already resentment was darkening his face.

"Me, too. Sorry," Honor said, tears still streaking down her face. "I'm afraid of snakes."

"Yeah. I got that."

Oh, G.o.d, this was so embarra.s.sing. She was wrapped awkwardly around Tom and shaking with revulsion, but she wasn't about to set foot on the floor, either. Not when the place was riddled with nests of vipers, no sir.

Tom started to put her down.

"No!" she barked, making him flinch, as her mouth was right next to his ear. "What if there are more? Don't put me down! Don't move! Don't drop me!"

"All right, settle down. But here, slide around so I can see you," he said, and he pulled at her, Honor still gripping him like a jockey, her arms locked around his neck. "Christ, you're not making this easy, are you?"

"I can't! I'm afraid, okay? Sue me."

His shoulders shook. He may have been laughing, the wretch. A few more tries, and he tugged her so that she was facing him. Well, she would be facing him if she could bring herself to, um, face him. Instead, she buried her face in his shoulder, shuddering.

"There, there, sweetheart," he whispered. "It's gone."

He smelled so good. An hour of working in a damp and filthy cellar, and he smelled like soap and rain, and he was warm, and solid, and safe.

After a minute or two, her breathing returned to normal, and the involuntary tears stopped leaking out of her eyes.

"Can I put you down now?" he asked.

She couldn't stay like this forever. And it was rather, ah, intimate, her legs wrapped around his waist.

She lowered her feet and stood on his, still afraid to touch the floor. Tom pulled back a little. He cupped her face in his hands and slid his thumbs under her eyes, wiping away the tears. "Better?"

She nodded.

He nodded, too, a small smile flas.h.i.+ng.

Then he kissed her forehead. Then her nose. Then her lips.

And this time, it wasn't for anyone's benefit. Just the two of them in this damp old cellar, his mouth so perfect against hers. He tilted her head, his arms like a fortress around her, the best feeling in the entire world. His hair was baby-soft. She'd forgotten that. And he tasted, so, so good.

"Guys. Gross." Honor jumped back at the sound of her niece's voice. "I mean, sorry you were freaked out, but please. I have to see enough of this at home."

Tom cleared his throat. "Back to work, shall we?" he asked.

There was no way in h.e.l.l she was going to stay down here. One snake probably meant a thousand, possibly a million. She shuddered again. "I'll go upstairs and start on the kitchen," she said.

And yet, even with the threat of snakes, she wanted to stay.

BY THE TIME Tom left to take Charlie to the gym and Prudence arrived with her st.u.r.dy truck for the dump run, fifteen garbage bags had been filled. Horrifyingly, both cellar and kitchen looked exactly the same. "See you at the wedding dress place?" Pru said.

"Sounds good." Today, the three Holland girls were going with Mrs. Johnson to pick out a wedding dress. Against Mrs. Johnson's will, it should be noted.

"We should buy yours while we're at it," her sister said.

"Oh, no. This is Mrs. J.'s day."

"What are we gonna call her now?" Pru asked. "Mom doesn't seem right. I swear, I didn't even know she had a first name till a few weeks ago."

"I have no idea. Listen, I have to run back and shower," Honor said. "I'll see you there."

Four hours later, Honor, Faith and Prudence sat in Happily Ever After's waiting area as the now disheveled and sweaty Gwen, who owned the store, brought Mrs. Johnson the sixteenth dress to try on. The girls had been shown zero, as Mrs. Johnson kept declaring the dresses foolish, hideous or, for some reason, arrogant. Her requirements were many: nothing that made her look whorish (strapless, in her world view), nothing that made her look cheap (which meant no beading or sparkle) and nothing that made her look doddering (no lace). No ball gowns would be tolerated (pretentious). No sheath dresses (nightgowns). Nothing shorter than floor-length (disrepectful), and nothing with a train (pompous).

"Does anyone have alcohol?" Faith asked. "I could really use a drink right now."

"Or Valium," Pru added.

"What are you and Tom planning for your wedding?" Faith asked.

Honor jumped. "Oh, I figured it would just be a city hall thing."

"What? No! You have to get married at the Barn," Faith said.

Honor cleared her throat. "It won't be at the Barn. We, uh, we might just elope."

"And kill your father, Honor Holland?" came Mrs. Johnson's voice. The woman had batlike hearing.

"Huh. I hadn't thought of that."

Faith turned to her. "So. Let's get to the good stuff. What was it like, your first kiss with Tom?"

"Oh, uh, it was great." A lame answer. "Um, how was yours with Levi?"

"Amazing. He kissed me after a seizure."

"Isn't that against the law?" Pru asked.

"Not in this state. It was the morning after. Actually, our first kiss was in high school. That was hot, too. He's the best kisser in the history of the earth."

"I don't know about that," Pru said.

Honor didn't, either. Tom was gifted in the kissing department. The memory of the kiss in the cellar made her feel downright...swoony.

"You're blus.h.i.+ng," Faith said.

"Hey, you'd blush, too, if you know where Carl and I did it this morning," Prudence said. "Oh. You were talking to her. Yeah, Tom's a hottie, that's for sure. That accent is incredible, even if I can barely understand him."

"What kind of accent is that, anyway? c.o.c.kney?" Faith asked.

"Nope. Manchester. Just a basic blue-collar accent, I guess." But yes, it had a certain pull to it.

Gwen darted past again, fear on her face and rightfully so, then returned a second later with another dress, brave girl. They could hear some murmuring and a respondent growl from Mrs. J.

Prudence sighed. "I can't believe we of all people didn't bring wine to this. Mrs. J., come on! Show us one, for the love of G.o.d!"

"Fine, you rude girls," Mrs. Johnson called. "But I look ridiculous."

She came out of the dressing room, and all three girls leaned forward. "Oh, Mrs. J.," Honor breathed. "You're beautiful."

The dress was simple-a mermaid-style gown with ruching and the requisite, nonwhorish straps. It hugged Mrs. Johnson's rather stunning figure. Her dark skin glowed against the white fabric, and her close-cropped hair made her neck look long and lovely.

"Sold," Prudence said.

"I love it," Faith murmured.

Mrs. Johnson frowned down at the dress and gave the bodice a tug. "This would look nice on you, Honor. Not me. I'm an old woman."

"How old are you, anyway?" Pru asked.

"None of your business, you impudent child."

"Hey," Faith said. "You're going to be our stepmother. Be nice."

"This is my nice." She gave them a regal scowl.

Honor got up and stood next to Mrs. Johnson. "Dad will love this dress," she said, bending to kiss Mrs. J.'s cheek. "Come on. Take a look at yourself."

She slid her arm around Mrs. J., and the two of them looked at the mirror.

"Shall we put on a veil and get the whole idea?" Gwen asked.

"Do I look like the type to wear a veil?" Mrs. Johnson said, though her voice was dreamier now. She couldn't seem to take her eyes off her reflection.

"Get a veil. Here, I'll come with you," Pru instructed. "Faith, come with me. I don't know a thing about this girlie stuff." Indeed, Pru was still in her farming clothes, not that she got out of them much.

The three other women to the accessory room, and Honor just looked at Mrs. J. "I think this is the dress," she murmured. "Don't you?"

"I think you may be right," Mrs. Johnson said. A smile gentled her face.