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Chapter 57 - Fall In Love
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You died, so I didn’t intend to continue living… How could I slit my throat just because of like…
Yu Tang stared at Song Xiao blankly. These two sentences echoed in his head repeatedly. Joined together, the meaning was, “I stopped just liking you long ago. I love you, to the point that I won’t live alone after you’ve died.”
How could that be? How was that possible?
Not daring to believe it, Yu Tang pulled Song Xiao over. Gripping his shoulders, he said hoa.r.s.ely, “Junzhu, say it one more time.”
Song Xiao pursed his lips, then lowered his head and said peevishly, “I’ll only say it once. If you didn’t hear it, then forget it.”
The room sank into silent calm for a good long while. Yu Tang held Song Xiao tightly in his embrace, as if he wanted to squeeze him into his body. All of this was too sudden. He had originally thought that he would have to work hard for a very long time before he could obtain this deep love; he never imagined that he had already obtained it a very, very long time ago.
“Alright, you’ll only say it once, so I’ll believe it this once. If you want to take it back later and say something else, I won’t believe you.” Yu Tang was like a child who had gotten candy, and he rocked from side to side as he held Song Xiao. “Junzhu, Junzhu…”
Held in Yu Tang’s embrace and hearing his name called over and over again in his ear, Song Xiao felt his heart ache. This poor fellow actually always thought that Song Xiao didn’t love him? Why was it that when it came to matters between them, this wise and farsighted Emperor Jingyuan became silly beyond recognition?
Slowly pus.h.i.+ng away the emperor who was still floating on air, Song Xiao sighed and gently pressed a kiss to Yu Tang’s forehead. “Previously, we were separated by the etiquette between an emperor and his subject, and the country stood between us. We often forgot that we were husband and wife, as well as a monarch and his subject.”
Yu Tang lifted his gaze. His empress was explaining to him that the many years of estrangement in his actions and politeness in his words in the past weren’t because he didn’t like him, but because of their environment. A paper window was suddenly pierced, and everything instantly became clear. After His Majesty the emperor understood, he finally realized that he had received a love kiss from his wife. His head immediately began to emit pink bubbles.
Song Xiao looked at the emperor, who had turned dim-witted, and his eyes couldn’t help curving up. If he had known sooner that these words would make him this happy, he wouldn’t have been so reserved for so many years. Thinking this, Song Xiao’s eyes couldn’t help darkening. If it wasn’t because of this d.a.m.ned reservedness, Yu Jintang perhaps wouldn’t have died so early in their last life.
The Xiongnu had long lost the ability to seize their country, but Yu Jintang had insisted on personally leading his troops into battle, because he had gotten upset with Song Xiao.
They had clashed again that day because of bed matters between them.
“I don’t want…” Clothes disheveled, the empress pushed away the emperor and withdrew into one corner of the bed.
A deeply intense Yu Jintang had tried to coax him over, but it was futile no matter how hard he tried. He couldn’t help becoming angry. “For you, zhen hasn’t taken in a single concubine. Yet, you still aren’t willing to properly attend zhen in bed – do you think zhen is a saint?”
Song Xiao had also gotten angry. This person only cared about his own happiness, and never cared about Song Xiao’s life or death. “Who said you can’t take in concubines? Even if Your Majesty wishes for three thousand beauties, this servant won’t say ‘no’!”
Yu Jintang’s eyes turned scarlet and he clenched his fists until they cracked. He had forcefully married Song Xiao into the palace, took him into account when he did anything, and gave all that he had to pamper him. He had originally thought that even a rock would inevitably warm up when held, but he had never expected this person to be a bamboo stick that wouldn’t warm up when held; instead, it only buried itself deep in his flesh and couldn’t be plucked out, hurting him terribly.
Afraid that he would do something he would regret if he stayed, Yu Jintang got off the bed, draped the dragon robe over his shoulders, and left Fengyi Palace in the middle of the cold night. The next day, he announced to the court that he wanted to personally lead his troops into battle at Mobei.
“Then why aren’t you willing to attend zhen in bed?” Yu Tang was very suspicious. Since they were a harmonious couple, why didn’t Song Xiao want to be touched? Yu Tang didn’t marry to have his wife displayed on a table, but to be affectionate with him in bed.
“Because… wu…” A scorching kiss landed in the hollow of his neck, and Song Xiao groaned. The mood was just right, and Song Xiao couldn’t help trembling as he reflexively pushed Yu Tang away.
Yu Tang was pushed back, both hands braced behind him as he frowned at Song Xiao. Now that he knew Song Xiao’s feelings, his heart didn’t ache like before, but Yu Tang was still a little hurt. Moving closer, he pressed Song Xiao down and pinched his jaw. This time, he had to get an answer. “Why?”
Since it’s not dislike, why do you push me away?
“Because&#k2026;” Song Xiao flattened his lips. It was really difficult for him to say it, but if he continued to keep his mouth shut, the two of them would return to their previous state. Furthermore, a lifetime had pa.s.sed, and this problem had to be resolved. He could only brace himself and go for broke. “Because, it’s too painful&#k2026;”
“Painful?” Yu Tang’s eyes widened. He had thought that Song Xiao felt humiliated because he had to lie under him like a woman; he had no idea that it was because of this. “Why didn’t you say anything before?”
Because Song Xiao was thin-skinned, he didn’t allow Yu Tang to light the candles when they were being intimate. They always did it in the pitch dark, and Yu Tang had never seen the expression of the person below him. Moreover, Song Xiao rarely made any sounds, and only trembled sometimes.
“The palace maid adviser said… It’s supposed to be painful. I thought that it would pa.s.s as long as I endured it, but… but you always, always take a long time… I… I can’t bear it.” Song Xiao felt embarra.s.sed when he said this. He tilted his head and buried his face in the quilt, red from his neck all the way to his toes.
This time, Yu Tang was completely dumbfounded. Propped up over Song Xiao’s body for a long time, he finally returned to his senses. He thought that it was funny yet distressing. Softly kissing the corner of Song Xiao’s mouth, he sighed. “Fool, you should tell me if it hurts. Or else, I would even think that you… ai…”
Sitting up, Yu Tang kneaded his temples. He currently didn’t know if he should laugh or cry. Turning over, he rummaged through the bedside cabinet and took out a delicate bottle wrapped in soft plastic, then leaned over Song Xiao’s body once more. “Before, I was the one who was wrong. I only cared for my comfort, but I didn’t know that you…”
Song Xiao couldn’t bear to hear such blunt words, and tried to push him away.
“Look, what’s this?” Yu Tang stuffed the small bottle into Song Xiao’s hands. Modern society had everything. For him, a youthful body which housed the soul of a thirty-year-old man, he naturally couldn’t accept an abstinent life, so he had long found some adult films to watch, and had truly learned a lot.
Song Xiao looked at the bottle. Everything was in English, but even if he couldn’t read it, he could more or less guess what it was for; it was the very lubricant that they had used before.
“Let’s try it one more time, okay? I’ll do it slowly. If it hurts, just tell me.” Yu Tang held Song Xiao and gently coaxed him. “This sort of thing is not about one side suffering while the other enjoys it. Both of us ought to be happy. If we’re to be together for a lifetime, you can’t always have me drink soup without eating meat, right?”
During the winter vacation, Song Xiao had been secretly dragged over to watch two adult films. He had also slowly realized that maybe, what the palace maid had said was wrong.
Looking at Yu Tang’s eyes filled with tenderness, the corner of Song Xiao’s lips quirked up, and he nodded imperceptibly.
Yu Tang quietly cheered, and promptly kissed Song Xiao’s lips.
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Gently touching and softly licking, then slowly pressing in, rolling and grinding – Yu Tang kissed him as he undid the b.u.t.tons of Song Xiao’s pajamas.
He had already unfastened a few earlier; now, they were completely undone. A slightly callused hand followed that graceful waistline, touching it all the way.
“Wu…” Song Xiao’s back dimples were very sensitive, and he couldn’t help groaning softly.
Yu Tang released Song Xiao’s soft lips, propping himself up to look at him. Under the bright light, he could see the beautiful scene before him at a glance. The light blue, satin pajamas were pulled down to Song Xiao’s elbows, revealing his fair chest.
After two years of exercise, Song Xiao’s body was no longer as weak as it used to be, and had developed some slight and beautiful muscles. Because of Yu Tang’s previous caresses, Song Xiao’s body was suffused with a healthy pink. It was like a boiled shrimp with its sh.e.l.l peeled off, and looked particularly delicious.
His pair of beautiful eyes were dazed from the stimulating kiss. Yu Tang felt his throat go dry and he bent over to bite that beautifully shaped collarbone. Licking downwards, he sucked on a small, pink protrusion.
“Mn…” Song Xiao’s body couldn’t help trembling. Warm lips and tongue sucked that extremely sensitive place, teasing it repeatedly. Numbness burst out from his chest, spreading all over his body and pooling in his lower abdomen.
Because the lights were on, Song Xiao stared as His Majesty the emperor buried his head in his chest, lapping as he looked up at Song Xiao with smiling eyes that made him shudder. This feeling was too intense, and Song Xiao twisted his body, wanting to avoid it.
The person pressing down on his body clearly didn’t intend to let him off. Not only did he increase his efforts in sucking, he even freed a hand to pinch the other nipple.
Song Xiao couldn’t help moaning, and his body responded.
Yu Tang reached over and caressed the little Xiaoxiao within his pajama pants. Not only did the soft material not weaken the sensation, it heightened it instead.
Yu Tang had learned all these moves from the adult films. The pictures in the palace in the past weren’t as detailed as this, leading to a loss in their appeal before.
In this life, Yu Tang still persisted in training in martial arts. As long as he was home, he would practice sword fighting with his secret guard, so there was a layer of calluses on his hands. When this coa.r.s.e hand wrapped around him, Song Xiao couldn’t help moaning and wrapping his arms around Yu Tang’s neck, and the two of them began to kiss again.
As his body grew hotter and hotter, Song Xiao gasped rapidly. At some point, his pajama bottoms disappeared, and Yu Tang parted his legs and placed them over his shoulders.
Yu Tang looked at the place that hadn’t been groomed before. The pink pucker tightened shyly, and was especially alluring. Swallowing his saliva, he poured some lubricant into his palm, then slowly circled the pucker.
At the slightly cool touch, Song Xiao, whose thoughts were messed up by pa.s.sion, snapped out of it a little. Before he was ready, a finger had already entered him.
“Wu…” Song Xiao frowned and shrank back in slight fear, but he was caught and pulled back by Yu Tang, and that finger went even deeper.
“Don’t be afraid, I’ll take it slow,” Yu Tang gently coaxed him, drawing Song Xiao’s ear into his mouth to nip and lick. As he soothed Song Xiao, he probed further. Feeling the place adjust, he added another finger.
Trying to find that legendary spot, Yu Tang groped and twisted inside to Song Xiao’s low and stifled moans. The extremely restrained moans of forbearance excited Yu Tang further, and he was almost unable to control himself.
When Song Xiao could take the third finger, Yu Tang finally propped up that smooth and round b.u.t.t. He took a deep breath. “Baby, I’m going to enter. Just cry out if it hurts, hm?”
Song Xiao stole a peek at the dragon rod. His body trembled slightly, but he wasn’t sure if it was from excitement or fear. Before he was ready, that person pressed in all at once.
“Ah —” Song Xiao let out a brief, pained moan. Then he couldn’t cry out anymore, his body unable to stop arching as cold sweat emerged.
It was also hard for Yu Tang to take, and he bent over to gently kiss Song Xiao’s neck, which had become so taut that blue veins had popped up. “I won’t move; relax, baby, don’t be scared…”
During particularly intimate moments, Yu Tang would call him this embarra.s.sing nickname. Song Xiao used to act embarra.s.sed, but now he felt strangely placated. He did his best to relax. After adapting for a moment, and when that sharp pain gradually pa.s.sed, Song Xiao raised his head and looked at Yu Tang, whose brow was beaded with sweat, and he felt his heart ache. “You… you move ba… ah…”
Before he could finish speaking, Yu Tang, who had been granted amnesty, moved.
Hurt – it still hurt a lot. Song Xiao bit his lip and furrowed his brow hard.
“Don’t bite.” Yu Tang noticed that Song Xiao was biting his lip, and he reached out to pry his mouth open, slowing down at the same time.
“Wu… en…” Song Xiao had nothing to bite on, so he could only let out intermittent pained groans, both hands grasping the bedsheet tightly. As expected, this sort of thing still hurt, even if they did it tens of thousands of times. Fortunately, modern lubricant was better, so it wasn’t as difficult to endure as before. Maybe he could bear it a little longer.
Song Xiao closed his eyes and prepared to endure it for the whole night. The dragon rod, which was as hard as iron, moved unhurriedly inside him. It brought pain each time, but at different angles, which made it feel even more torturous.
Suddenly, a certain spot was. .h.i.t, and Song Xiao’s eyes flew open as the pained groan changed in his mouth. “Uh…”
Yu Tang raised his head to look at him. A bead of sweat slid from the top of his brow down to his jaw, and he smiled meaningfully. “Here?” Then, he began to wickedly focus his a.s.sault there.
“The… There… Ah…” A strange numbness spread out from that spot up to Song Xiao’s tailbone, and his entire body softened.
Seeing that Song Xiao no longer looked like he was in pain, and that his voice had turned sweeter, Yu Tang gripped his waist with a relieved heart and began to move more freely.
Song Xiao only felt as if he was lying on a small boat, rising and falling with the large waves. The numb sensation increased with the fierce movements, and just as Song Xiao thought that he had reached the peak, that person sped up.
“Ah… I can’t… wu… Your Majesty…” This expedition went on for a long, long time. Unable to go on, Song Xiao opened his mouth, but had no idea what he was saying. White light flashed before his eyes, and he finally climaxed.
However, the person above him had no intention of stopping. Yu Tang even picked him up to sit in his embrace, and Song Xiao sank down even deeper where they were joined.
“Wu… I don’t want it anymore… Ah…” Tears were forced out of Song Xiao’s eyes, but the demon who had him trapped had no intention of stopping. After a long period of rapid thrusts, he was suddenly pressed down, and a hot stream abruptly spurted inside him.
Song Xiao was scalded, and his legs wouldn’t stop trembling.
Yu Tang buried his head in Song Xiao’s neck and took a deep breath.
The next day, Yu Tang woke up, sated. In his embrace was the delicate empress, who was so handsome and cute however Yu Tang looked at him. His head couldn’t help emitting bubbles again.
Little Theater
‘Why Did The Eternal Emperor Die’
Historians: Emperor Jingyuan died after personally leading his troops into battle
Unofficial History: Emperor Jingyuan died at the hands of rebels and traitors
Common people: Emperor Jingyuan died because of official doc.u.ments
Little Bird: So what is the truth in history?
Didi: (￢_￢) Due to disharmony in bed
Baobao Notes
I didn’t know there was nsfw till I was translating the chapter and felt that it was a little short HAHAHA I had a mini freakout cuz I thought this novel didn’t have nsfw
