Afterparty Part 19

Dr. G yanked me backward. I held on, and Ollie popped half out of the water. Before she slipped back she managed to get an elbow over the side. The wake dragged her feet behind her.

"Almost there," Dr. Gloria said. I reached over Ollie's back to her belt and heaved. She fell heavily into the bottom of the boat.

Ollie coughed water. Soaking wet, hair plastered to her cheeks, she was tiny.

The ro-boat accelerated, the nose lifted, and we charged toward the border. We were home free.

The engine deafened us with its two-tone whine and rumble; the hull bounced over invisible waves. I sat with Ollie in the bottom of the boat, my arms around her. She was s.h.i.+vering. Her cheek was a slab of cold meat.

After perhaps a minute, Dr. Gloria said, "We have a problem."

"You mean now we have one?" I said.

I sat up straighter. The doctor pointed to our left, up the stretch of river that led between l'le-Saint-Regis and the Quebec mainland. In the distance was a red light crowning a row of white running lights. A big front spotlight raked the water ahead of it. The boat looked to be a long way from us, but distances were tricky at night. "Who the h.e.l.l?" I said.

"RCMP," Ollie said without lifting her head. She was trembling, and her voice was strained.

"Looks like somebody heard the gunshots," Dr. G said.

"Can we outrun them?" I asked aloud. I didn't know how long it would it take to cross the river, or who was supposed to meet us on the other side. These were only two of the most basic questions I should have asked Ollie back at the marina.

The engine revved, died, then revved again. Dr. Gloria said, "Uh oh."

The tiller swung toward my head. The boat began to turn.

Ollie said, "Drones."

"What? The Canadians have drones too?"

"Jamming us."

"Oh come on," I said like an angry teenager. I couldn't see anything above us, or hear any noise but our engine. How big were they? How high up? And how the h.e.l.l were we supposed to get away from them?

Our boat continued to circle, the engine surging and dragging drunkenly. The lights of the RCMP boat bore down on us.

I grabbed the tiller and tried to push it straight, but it resisted me. Fine. I gripped it with both hands and pulled it toward me like a rower. It didn't budge-but then something snapped inside the motor. I fell back, my hands still on the tiller. The boat had turned with me.

"I can steer!" I said.

"Throttle?" Ollie asked.

I twisted the rubber grip of the throttle, and it turned easily-but the engine speed didn't change. f.u.c.k. It was still under remote control.

Ollie pushed herself up onto hands and knees. She reached past me to the antenna, then ran her hand down it until she found something in the dark under the back rim of the boat. She yanked, and the engine died. Her fist held a bundle of wires.

Suddenly I could hear the rumble of the police boat's engines. "Uh, Ollie?"

Dr. Gloria said, "I really don't think they should be allowed to call themselves 'mounted police' when they're on boats, do you?"

Ollie's hands were shaking. She thrust the wires at me and said, "Find two that spark."

"What? Oh Jesus." I let go of the throttle and took them from her.

"STOP YOUR ENGINE!" a voice boomed over the water. "ARReTEZ VOTRE BATEAU!"

Jerks. We were already spinning in circles.

I held one wire in my left hand, and touched the copper tips of one of the wires on my right. Nothing. I tried another, then another, while the growl of the RCMP boat grew louder behind us. Suddenly two tips sparked and instantly decorated my vision with spots. The engine coughed.

"Those two!" Ollie said. "Go go go!"

White light hit us, creating an instant tableau: me holding a bouquet of wires, Ollie sprawled at my feet, and Dr. Gloria perched on the bow like an eighteenth-century figurehead. Everything outside the boat became black velvet.

I squinted and pressed the wires together. The boat heaved forward. Ollie reached up and grabbed the tiller to hold us straight.

The policeman behind the bullhorn was not happy with this. "ARReTEZ! STOP!"

The front of the boat rose as we increased speed. Ollie and I were almost on top of each other at the back of the boat, and Dr. Gloria, balancing on the front lip, did nothing to equalize our weight and bring the nose down. We bounced over the water, barely in control. The motion kept knocking my hands apart, and with each gap between the wires the engine stuttered. Binary throttles, I decided, sucked.

The motor was ridiculously overpowered for a ba.s.s boat, even one that was usually loaded with cigarettes. But still it was no match for the size of the RCMP cruiser; I could feel the cruiser catching up to us. The white light stayed pinned to us like a vaudeville spotlight.

Ollie sat up, looked around in the dark, then pointed a few degrees off to our right. Less than a hundred meters away, barely visible beyond the glare of the RCMP light, lay a hunk of rock and trees.

"The Hen!" she said. "Stay on the gas!" Even shaking with hypothermia, Ollie had a better sense of direction than I did. I'd seen l'le Hen on the pen map. It was a banana-shaped patch of land only a couple hundred feet long. The USaCanadian border was only about a thousand meters beyond the island, cutting diagonally across the river. But that was still too far; the RCMP boat would be on us in less than thirty seconds.

"We're not going to make it!" I said "What are they going to do?" Ollie said. "Ram us?" She was grinning. Why was she-how was she grinning?

Ollie aimed us toward the Hen. A few dozen feet from it she cut right, skimming the northern tip of the banana, then jammed hard to the left. The spotlight cut out; the island was between us now. We shot along the sh.o.r.e, so close that the trees hid the eastern sky. A rock or submerged log would throw us from the boat. But I held the wires together and we flew at top speed, the sound of the outboard doubly loud this close to the land.

In a handful of seconds we were back in open water. The mainland was half a kilometer or more ahead of us, only visible because of the distant glow of streetlights. As near as I could figure we were heading southeast, paralleling the border. We should have been going due west. I shouted, "What are you doing? That's Quebec!"

"No," she yelled back. "It's Mohawk land."

The white light slid across us again as the RCMP boat made the turn around the Hen, but we had gained some distance. Ollie pointed us at an outcropping. Did she know where to land? Or were we so outside the plan that it was all improvisation now?

Dr. Gloria pointed behind us. "Ladies?"

The police boat seemed to be charging at us at a speed it hadn't displayed before.

"Mohawk Land" seemed to be growing no closer. In moments the RCMP had pulled up along our right side, less than ten yards away, but we could see little beyond the glare of the spotlight. The man behind the bullhorn yelled "CUT YOUR ENGINE!" and then followed up with a barrage of French commands.

Ollie waved.

The police boat surged ahead. "They're going to cut us off," Ollie said.

Their boat was thirty meters ahead of us now, and it suddenly swerved in front of us. Ollie jerked us to the left. We hit the big boat's wake and went airborne.

I reached for the side of the boat, but before I could get a grip we slammed down, and I crashed shoulder first into the wet aluminum floor.

"Throttle!" Ollie yelled. The engine had died; I'd dropped the wires.

I got to my knees. My shoulder felt like it had been whacked by a baseball bat. Ahead of us the RCMP boat made a hard left, the spotlight swiveling to keep us in its glare.

"They got us, Ollie."

"No," she said. She stooped, trying to find the wires dangling from under the engine. "No no no."

The police boat finished its turn. It was heading toward us now, coming at us from our left, but the turn had forced it to slow. Dr. Gloria said, "What's that?"

A silver boat smaller than our own zipped out of the dark to our right, engine keening. The aluminum body was narrow as a canoe, with a ma.s.sive black outboard weighing down the end. It skipped along the top of the waves at tremendous speed, nose high, the prop barely staying in the water. The boat had no lights, but I could make out a figure of a man sitting tall, his hand firmly at the tiller. He was aiming straight for us, racing to beat the police boat to us.

"Ollie!"

She looked up, the wires in her hand. The new boat roared toward us. There was something wrong with the driver. At first I thought he was wearing a white plastic mask, but then I realized that he wasn't a man at all. His head was a stuffed garbage bag with a face drawn in black marker. His hand was attached to the tiller by a silver mitten of duct tape.

"We're going to be rammed by a scarecrow," Dr. G said.

I'd like to think I yelled "Hold on!" But it may have been only, "f.u.c.k!"

The dummy flashed past us, less than a meter from the front of our boat. It wasn't us that it was aiming for. A dozen meters past us it swerved hard toward the RCMP cruiser. The silver boat hit the hull of the cruiser and flipped up, catapulting the dummy into the air. The body cartwheeled over the deck of the police boat in a convincing impersonation of a drunken boatman flying to his death. The dummy came down somewhere on the other side, out of our line of sight.

The motor behind me shook to life; Ollie had found the right pair of wires. "Aim for the trees!" Ollie said. I didn't move. I couldn't process what I'd just seen.

"Steer, please," Ollie said.

The spotlight had swung away from us-probably looking for the madman that had suicided against their boat-and I could see across the water more clearly now. The mainland was only two or three hundred meters away. I pushed the tiller to my left, aiming us away from the RCMP boat and the crash.

"What the h.e.l.l just happened?" I asked.

"I have no idea," Dr. Gloria said.

Ollie said, "Lyda, just hold on for now, okay?" She pointed toward the outcropping. "There!" A pair of car headlights winked off, then flicked back on. I aimed for them. The police, thank G.o.d, had stopped following us.

As we approached the sh.o.r.e, Ollie feathered the throttle wires, slowing us without killing the engine-basically doing a much better job than I had. She directed me to a stretch of gra.s.s that sloped up to where we'd seen the headlights. I ran the boat straight into the gra.s.s, and Ollie cut the throttle.

A male voice above us said, "Well that was a h.e.l.l of a run." Several other voices broke into uproarious laughter.

I helped Ollie out of the boat. She was still wet, and s.h.i.+vering uncontrollably. Dr. Gloria landed beside us. She flicked her wings, shaking the water from them.

Half a dozen men walked down to us, most of them still cracking up. Hilarious. I couldn't make out their faces in this light, and I couldn't tell whether they were armed. At least two of them held cans of beer. Another of them had a foot-long box hanging from a strap around his neck. As he stepped closer I realized it was a remote control unit, with a viewscreen and multiple game controller pads.

The lead man was round-faced, about sixty years old, with dark hair. Unlike the guys we'd met at the marina, he looked like my idea of an Indian elder. He regarded me without smiling and said, "You got our money?"

The money. A thrill of fear paralyzed me, and for a moment I couldn't think. Ollie looked at me sidelong. What had I done with the money? I'd gotten into the boat with the Mr. Squiggly lunchbox, but after all that had happened, I'd completely lost track of it. Was it even still in the boat? We'd been flying at top speed over the river, bouncing all over the place.

"Sure," I said, keeping my voice steady. "Just a sec."

I made sure Ollie could stand upright, then went to the ba.s.s boat. I didn't see the box. I climbed over the side, then crouched and looked under the front bench. It wasn't there. I patted the floor under that bench, as if to make sure the bag hadn't turned invisible.

Dr. Gloria said, "Don't panic."

Too late, I thought.

I stood up and duck-walked to the back of the boat. I could picture the green f.u.c.king lunchbox flying up into the air when the boat went airborne. It was all too plausible. And without the money, what would these men do to us? We'd sabotaged their boat, and they'd wrecked another one just to distract the police. Ollie was already too cold to run. Even if she could, where would we run to?

I knelt down in the back of the boat, and immediately I saw it: The Mr. Squiggly box was jammed in next to the orange gas tank.

"See?" the doctor said.

I climbed out and handed the lead man the bag. He smiled a wide, gap-toothed smile. "Welcome to the Nation."

THE PARABLE OF.

the Child Thief When the girl was six years old, three people came from afar bearing gifts. The woman who was to be her new foster mother knelt beside her and nervously presented a doll that was almost as big as the child. The doll had long dark hair and beautiful, old-fas.h.i.+oned clothes, and came with a complex historical backstory that tied into a series of books and videos, live-action events, and a restaurant chain. The new foster father crouched on the other side of the girl and showed her a soft-skinned ball that when spoken to or touched in the right way could turn into a cube, a pyramid, a polyhedron. He put it on the floor beside her and told her (in a forced, cheery voice) that it also could change colors, sing songs, and play counting games. It had won several Best Educational Toy awards.

The old man who came with them had also brought a gift, but he kept it in his pocket, and waited.

The girl sat on a patch of carpet in the cla.s.sroom, staring into the middle distance with half-closed eyes, her head nodding as if she were listening to music. The doll lay on the floor beside her. The ball rocked back and forth, eager to play. The girl did not seem to notice either toy. She had her own possessions. On her lap lay a raggedy teddy bear with a jaunty pirate patch over one eye. And in her left hand she held a deck of playing cards fastened by a rubber band.

The girl's tiny size and skinny limbs were alarming. Developmental difficulties, the file said. But if she was not beautiful now, she promised beauty. Her features were delicate. Her skin was the color of polished oak. Her dark hair, a wild natural afro, burned with red highlights in the sunlight that slanted through the window.

The new foster father spoke to her, but she did not look up. Only her thumb moved, rubbing back and forth over the deck's rubber band as if strumming a guitar string.

The foster father looked up at the Village director and said, "Is this normal?"

"Yes, of course," the director said. Meaning normal for the girl. The child never spoke, and often did not interact with children or teachers. If not for the fMRIs that showed a frontal cortex blazing with light when questioned by psychologists, she might have been diagnosed with severe mental r.e.t.a.r.dation. Even her physical capabilities were not well understood. Some days she barely moved. But when a caretaker was distracted, she could disappear in an instant. She'd been known to escape locked rooms. She had stolen, magpie-like, a hundred small and s.h.i.+ny things. Martha, the houseparent who had taken over after Mr. Paniccia decided not to return to the Village, had discovered several of her caches, hidden mounds of safety pins, coins, chrome salt shaker lids, smart pens, syringes.

The foster father could not hide his annoyance. "I mean, has she been medicated?"

The foster mother put on an icy smile. "I'm sure they haven't-"

"She receives medication daily," the director said defensively. "We've been very clear about that." The foster father looked up sharply at her tone. These people were not the usual foster parents. They were enormously rich, as well as famous, though the director had never heard of their names before she'd looked up them up online. Everyone in the room, except perhaps the girl, understood that this visit could make the difference not only in the girl's life, but in the lives of all the children who lived here.

Once, decades ago, the Village was a new concept: Not an "orphanage" but a cl.u.s.ter of fourteen homes in suburban Illinois that surrounded a learning center and a small playground. Over seventy-five children had lived here at one time, and many of them came from families or foster homes where they had been physically or s.e.xually abused. A number of them, like the girl, had mental disabilities. Once, decades ago, the Village had been well funded.

The director said, "We'll of course provide you with everything you need for her care for the first month. The prescriptions are good for the next year."

"We'll be seeing our own doctors," the old man said. It was the first time he'd spoken since the visit began.

"Of course," the director said. She seemed disturbed by the old man. Perhaps it was the way his eyes never left the girl, as if he was hungry for her.

"Tell me about the teacher," the old man said. "The one who fell."

"Mr. Paniccia?" the director said. "That was an accident."

"The file says-"