The Diva Runs Out Of Thyme Part 24

"He was brought to the brink by a compet.i.tor. A man of questionable ethics who used devious business practices to spin Bernie's stepfather into the ground. He lost everything. His country manor, the land that had been in his family for generations. He lost it all and took his own life because of a young entrepreneur named Simon b.l.o.o.d.y Greer."

I finally understood the full impact of his sad tale. Bernie blamed Simon for the death of his stepfather. "Are you suggesting Bernie killed Simon to punish him?"

"That's a bit of a leap. But I don't believe him when he says he didn't know Simon."

At that moment Humphrey grabbed my upper arm so hard his thin fingers felt like talons. "What are you doing?"

"Huh?" I was still trying to process the new information about Bernie. Part of me felt terrible about the tragedy of his stepfather's death, but at the same time, I now knew that Bernie had a motive. I had been so sure he wasn't involved.

I thanked the Brit and stumbled toward the table where Nina was speaking animatedly with a young man sporting a mohawk. He strode away before I sat down.

Humphrey didn't bother to take a seat. "I think we should go. That last guy was, well, I wouldn't want to see him again until he needs my services."

"No way," said Nina. "Otis's death started the sequence of events. If anyone here knows anything about his clients or his business, we need to hear it. That guy you're afraid of is sending over someone who knows all about Otis."

Humphrey reluctantly sat next to me. "After this one, we're going home."

I braced myself for an unsavory character. But no amount of bracing could have prepared me for the man who sauntered toward us. Other patrons called out greetings and jesting barbs to him. The man with the moppish hair and lopsided grin turned the empty chair around and said, "Sophie, Sophie, Sophie, what do you think you're doing?"

My pulse pounded in my head. How could Bernie be the local expert on Otis? How could he know all these people? No wonder Wolf questioned him. My spirits plummeted.

Surely Mars's best friend hadn't tried to poison him. Did Mars suspect Bernie of killing Simon? He must have known about the stepfather. Would Mars have told me about his suspicions? Maybe that was the real reason Mars had taken Bernie's car. Could the story about Natasha and the soup kitchen have been a diversion? Had Mars borrowed the car hoping it would contain clues?

"Bernie," I hissed, "what are you doing here?"

"The same thing you are, I imagine. Gathering information about Otis."

I wanted to believe him. I wanted so very much to think his motives were pure and that he meant to help us find the killer. But I couldn't overlook the fact that we'd seen him brunching with the widow Pulchinski. I searched his face, desperately wis.h.i.+ng I could read his intentions and know if they were benevolent or evil.

Nina cut to the chase. "What have you found out?"

Bernie turned and raised his hand to signal a man at the bar. Medium height, bald with bushy eyebrows, and brawny enough that I would want him on my side in a fight. He sauntered over, a giant mug of beer in his hand.

"Ambrose," said Bernie, "tell my friends what Otis told you."

Ambrose sat down. He took a long swig of beer and rested the mug on the table, never letting go of the handle. "Wish one?"

I couldn't tell how drunk he was. He hadn't staggered to the table from the bar, but if he was slurring his words that badly, I wondered if we'd hear an accurate representation.

"All of them."

That simple sentence went a long way in redeeming Bernie. He might rely on a drunk for information, but he didn't intend to hide anything from us.

Or had he paid the drunk to lie?

"I told that idiot Kenner that Otis was sleeping with Wolf's wife."

"The one who's missing?" I asked.

Clearly pleased with himself, Ambrose said, "Yeah, boy! And I told Wolf that some political type wanted his ex-wife tailed."

"Are either of those true?" asked Humphrey.

"Not the one about Wolf's wife."

Bernie prodded Ambrose. "Now tell them what Otis really said to you."

"He said he knew that being a PI would pay off someday and that his s.h.i.+p would come in soon. Bought all the boys a round of drinks that night."

I sat back in disgust. That meant nothing.

"And?" Bernie reached over and helped himself to a slug of my beer.

"And that the bigger and richer the client, the more they'll pay to keep things quiet."

I folded my arms across my chest and thanked my lucky stars I hadn't paid for these brilliant insights. So far, the only thing I'd learned was another reason for Wolf to doubt my innocence. He probably thought Mars was the political type having his ex-wife followed and that I had killed Otis to prevent him from revealing a dark secret he'd uncovered.

I'm not much of a poker player. Either my face showed how unimpressed I was or Bernie could read my thoughts.

"Tell them about the cat," he said.

Ambrose snickered. "Oh, yeah. His wife had this kitten she couldn't get rid of and it was driving her nuts. She'd been bugging him to take it to the pound, but ol' Otis had a soft spot for the little guy. Said he'd found a lady who could give it a good home but she didn't know it yet."

"He targeted me? He wanted me to have Mochie? Why? He didn't know me."

Bernie threw me a smug look.

Ambrose stared into his empty beer mug like he was searching for one last drop. "Ole Otis knew a lot about people who didn't know him. He was good at his game. He was only sorry it had taken him so long to figure out how to make big money at it."

"Oh, no." Humphrey kicked me under the table and motioned with his head.

I looked up.

Wolf was heading straight for us. His demeanor grim, he said, "Sophie, I need a word with you, please."

Like a twelve-year-old at my first dance, I scooted around the table and imagined that he might lead me to a cozy nook for another kiss. I couldn't suppress a smile and I was glad I'd listened to my mom and worn a s.e.xy sweater.

Wolf escorted me out of the pub. "I want to apologize for my behavior."

I melted. He realized he'd been abrupt and gruff. I admired men who could see their flaws and knew when to apologize. I stepped toward him and was about to place my hand on his coat when he said, "I never should have kissed you. That was inexcusable and unprofessional."

So much for that. Even my s.e.xy sweater hadn't made a difference. I consoled myself with the thought that maybe he did murder his wife. "There are a few things I should tell you. I should have done it earlier but well, I took off too soon," he continued. A chilly breeze penetrated my sweater. In spite of his obvious inattraction to me, my heart raced. I was afraid of what he was going to say.

"You were probably right about the turkey trophy being the murder weapon. We found traces of blood on the tail, as you said, and according to the medical examiner it's consistent with Simon's injury." I stood up a little straighter. I'd been vindicated on one tiny item but it felt good. At least he knew I didn't make it up.

"What about the soup?" I asked.

"We found the poison in only one soup bowl. That doesn't clear you or implicate you."

"Wolf, I've been wondering about blood spatter. You interviewed all of us right away. If one of us had been the killer, wouldn't he have had blood spatter on his clothes?"

Wolf's head jerked back. Apparently my question surprised him.

"I'm always underestimating you, Sophie. But it's not unusual for blood spatter to be absent in cases where the victim is killed by a single blow to the head. That's what we think happened to Simon."

But I hadn't known that and the killer might not have, either. He might have worn a dark s.h.i.+rt and rushed to wash it-just in case.

"We've been a little slow processing everything because of the holiday. I'm sure they'll get to your clothes next week."

I'd forgotten all about them. "How about my car? My folks will be going home soon and I'll need transportation for work."

"Better rent one. I doubt they'll turn it over to you until the perpetrator is in custody." He focused on the door of the inn and said softly, "And that could be a while. What are you doing here?"

"Asking questions."

"Suspect everyone, trust no one," said Wolf.

"That's a terrible att.i.tude. Your suspects are my family and friends. I'm not turning on them."

Wolf flexed his fingers while he thought. "Sophie, this would be so much easier for everyone if you would tell me what you're hiding."

The same old tune again. "I don't have any secrets. Believe me, Mars did not hire Otis to have me tailed and I'm not in a relations.h.i.+p with Humphrey."

"Look, Sophie, I've seen the tapes from the grocery store-"

"Then you know I didn't do anything."

He studied me in silence before saying, "I know that Otis approached you in the parking lot and that you waved your hands at him and ran away, into the store."

"Because he was trying to p.a.w.n Mochie off on me."

"And I know that when you came out, you scanned the parking lot like you were looking for him."

"Because of Mochie. I changed my mind while I was shopping. I wanted to take him to Nina to be sure he'd get a decent home."

"That's not how it looks on the tapes."

This was ridiculous. "I can't help that. What about the film in the rear of the store? Doesn't it show the killer?"

"There aren't any cameras on the rear of the store. All we know is that you ran from Otis and then looked for him nervously when you left. Did he threaten you?"

"Only with a kitten." I flung open the door and stalked back into the pub. There was no point in subjecting myself to more of that nonsense. Wolf obviously didn't want to believe me.

I wondered if I'd said too much. I couldn't incriminate myself because I hadn't done anything, but Mars and my dad were probably right about getting a lawyer. I should have done that from the beginning. I'd wanted to cooperate with Wolf because I found him attractive. How stupid of me.

"Let's go." I said to Nina and Humphrey, as I picked up my coat and put it on.

Humphrey jumped to his feet. "Did he work you over? Are you all right? I should have come with you."

I didn't have the patience to deal with him. My temper flared, partly out of disappointment over Wolf and partly because I'd hoped the tapes would vindicate me. I ignored Humphrey and charged through the crowded pub.

Standing by the doorway, Wolf watched me, but I didn't care. I shoved by him and burst out the door. Outside, I gulped cold air and waited for Nina and Humphrey. It didn't take them long.

"We stopped to tell Bernie we were leaving," said Nina.

I calmed down while we walked home. As we approached my house, I realized I should have asked Humphrey where he parked so we could have walked him to his car and I wouldn't have to pretend to be polite and invite him in. Maybe it wasn't too late to try. I stopped on the sidewalk in front of my house and was about to address Humphrey when Nina hissed, "Stalker. In the bushes in front of your house."

TWENTY-FIVE.

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"What do we do?" I whispered to Humphrey and Nina.

Nina whipped out her cell phone.

I reached for it and snapped it shut. "We have to find out who it is. Nina, you block him on the right, Humphrey . . ." I doubted Humphrey could stop a flea but he was all I had. "You take the left. I'll act like I'm saying good night to you and walk straight to the door."

"Are you insane?" Humphrey whispered in a higher pitch than I'd have thought possible.

I didn't give him a chance to argue. Projecting my voice, I called out "Good night! See you tomorrow," and headed for my front door. Keeping my eyes on the bushes, I tried to hold my head straight so the man in hiding wouldn't know we were on to him. When I was almost at the stoop, Mars stepped out of the shadows.

"Are you trying to scare us to death?" My heart raced. "Why are you lurking outside the house?"

"I wasn't sure who was with you or who might be home. Hi, Nina. We need to talk, Soph-"

Humphrey charged from the left, a pale blur that intersected Mars at his knees.

Mars crumpled to the ground.

"Stop, Humphrey! It's Mars. It's okay," I shouted.

I couldn't tell which one moaned louder. Nina and I helped them stand. Humphrey rubbed his shoulder but forced a smile. "I always wanted to be a football hero."

Mars grumbled, "I need a drink."

"I should go." Humphrey dusted himself off. "It's been a most adventurous evening." He leaned in for a kiss.

I evaded him by pulling away. I jammed the key into the lock and turned it. "Thanks for going with us, Humphrey."

Mars staggered into the house. This was the third time he'd been by today. Did he really need to talk or was he making up excuses to come over and see me?

"I think everyone's still out." I motioned feverishly for Nina to come in. She hurried in after Mars, and I could tell she was pleased to be included. When I closed the door, Humphrey was limping toward the street.