The Diva Runs Out Of Thyme Part 11

June sipped at the coffee. Her shoulders sagged and she seemed to have aged twenty years.

I looked up at Bernie, who said simply, "Poison."

THIRTEEN.

From "THE GOOD LIFE": Dear Sophie, It's a tradition in my family to go shopping the day after Thanksgiving, then come home for yummy leftovers. But when I reheat the turkey, it's dry and tough. Any suggestions?

-Masticating in Martinsville

Dear Masticating,

Reheating turkey dries the meat. Take a tip from restaurants. Instead of heating the meat, heat the gravy. Slice the cold turkey and place it on warmed plates. Just before serving, pour hot gravy over the meat. It will be almost as good as it was right out of the oven.

-Sophie

"How could that be?" I felt like a noose tightened around my throat. No wonder June didn't feel well. Someone had poisoned her son.

"He'll be fine. They're keeping him overnight for observation, but the doctors said he would be okay." Bernie slid his coat off and tossed it over a chair with June's.

The colonel sat ramrod straight. "Rat poison?"

Bernie scratched the side of his face. "Actually, it turned out to be a nasty thing called muscarine. One of those odd coincidences. Because it's a holiday and there were staffing issues, one of the ER doctors happened to be a pediatric specialist. Recognized the symptoms because he'd seen it in a few children."

Francie smiled slyly. "Very clever. Poison mushrooms."

The colonel raised his eyebrows. "You're intimately acquainted with poisons?"

"You don't get to our age without learning a few things along the way. We picked our own mushrooms when I was a girl. My cousin died from eating a beautiful red-capped mushroom. Looked like it came right out of a picture-book fairy tale." Francie nodded her head. "Muscarine."

"But Bernie said Mars will be okay," I protested.

"Yes, by all means. He'll be right as rain by tomorrow." Bernie stood behind June's chair and motioned to me with his hand.

I followed him to the kitchen. "Is June all right?"

"She's as distressed as any good mum would be to learn someone tried to kill her son."

"And even worse, it had to be one of us who was here for Thanksgiving dinner."

Bernie frowned. "The doctor said it could have been in food he ate earlier in the day, at breakfast maybe."

"Unless he had breakfast with a whole lot of people, that sort of narrows it down to Natasha, doesn't it?" I felt guilty for even thinking it.

"She claims they ordered room service. Could have been poisoned in the kitchen or when it was being delivered."

"Is Natasha showing any symptoms?"

Bernie snorted. "Hardly. She's plenty nervous about something though."

I'd noticed that, too. Had she been on edge because she slipped poison into Mars's breakfast and was waiting for him to die? Natasha had her faults, but surely she wouldn't poison Mars. Still, the circ.u.mstances pointed to her. "Did the doctor say how long it takes before a person reacts to the poison?"

"There's the difficulty. Could be as little as half an hour or as much as six or eight hours. Depends on the dose and the variety."

Mom rushed in. "Sweetheart, I think it's time to unload the leftovers and serve a second go-round. Apparently the hospital dining service closed early because of the holiday."

The ovens hadn't fully cooled when I set them to preheat again. Then I stood in front of the refrigerator and handed Bernie one container after another.

"Any soup left?" he asked.

"Very funny."

"I'm not joking. It tasted delicious."

"We ate it all. The police officer had to take the bowls to get samples."

"Too bad. I'd have enjoyed a bowl."

I knew I hadn't tampered with the soup and even I wouldn't have dared take another bite now that we knew Mars had been poisoned.

Half an hour later, we gathered at the dining room table again. Those of us who hadn't gone to the hospital picked at our favorites, but Bernie and June ate proper meals.

The colonel placed his hand on top of June's. "Mars will be fine. He received prompt medical treatment and most likely won't have any lingering effects."

"You can't imagine what it's like to know someone wants to kill your son. And then to have the police suspect his own family-Andrew and Vicki and me. I never thought I would live to see anything like this."

After dinner, Mom helped June up to bed. The gallant colonel whistled for MacArthur, collected his walking stick, and insisted he walk Francie home in the dark. With a coquettish smile, Francie took his arm and strolled into the night.

Humphrey offered to help with the dishes, but it had been a long and strange day for all of us and, frankly, I didn't want to deal with his overtures. I a.s.sured him that he'd done more than his fair share of dishes and saw him to the door.

Hannah, Craig, and Dad retired to the family room.

Bernie and I made quick work of cleaning up the kitchen. I could barely keep my eyes open and headed for bed, but Bernie joined the others for a movie.

Mochie on her lap, June gabbed and as far as I could tell, Mom was ignoring her.

I nudged Mom. "June's talking."

"Sophie! I didn't hear you come in. Before you know it, everyone will be up. We're having hot milk. Want some?"

I poured more milk into the pot on the stove.

"Sweetheart, I've been trying to keep things light for Hannah's sake. This weekend with Craig getting to know us is so important to her. But tomorrow, you have to do whatever you can to figure out who's at the bottom of all this mayhem. I don't want to worry your dad, but, honey, even if Wolf does have eyes for you, you're a prime suspect. Is there anything I can do to help?"

"Mom, you do realize that June's talking?"

"Not to us. She's talking with Faye."

So much for Mars and me keeping that little secret. "Faye is dead. Don't you think that's unusual?"

"No, I talk to my father."

"Do you hear him talk back?" I whispered.

"Lots of people talk to loved ones who have pa.s.sed on. Who's to say what's normal in that respect? I know my father is with me in spirit. For all we know he could be standing right next to us."

Between Faye and my deceased grandfather, the kitchen felt a little crowded.

Mochie leapt from June's lap and pounced on a tiny wad of aluminum foil. He batted it with his paw and played kitty hockey by racing after it and giving it another whack.

Mom handed me a plate with a piece of pie, topped by a droplet of whipped cream. "Wolf likes to eat, so he probably doesn't mind a few extra pounds on a woman, but, just the same, you ought to cut back a little bit before you get too chunky."

Where was Hannah when I needed her to distract Mom? "There's nothing going on between Wolf and me."

"If we'd known Wolf would be here for dinner, we never would have called Humphrey."

"We?"

"June and I." The corners of her mouth twitched down. "I confess. I'm horrified about the fire at Natasha's house, but the timing worked perfectly. June and I were conspiring to throw you and Mars together. We invited Humphrey because we needed someone to make Mars jealous."

June joined Mom at the kitchen table. "Didn't quite work out the way we planned."

A killer was on the loose and these two were playing matchmaker? "You thought Mars would be jealous of Humphrey? You couldn't pick someone with more s.e.x appeal? Any appeal for that matter?" Heaven only knew what Mom had told Humphrey. That explained his mistaken impression that I had feelings for him.

"He's very pale, isn't he?" Mom addressed June. "His mother has that skin. Never spent a minute in the sun and looks ten years younger than the rest of us because of it."

Daisy whimpered at the kitchen door. I reached for the handle to let her out when a soft knock surprised us.

I opened the door and my neighbor Nina barged in, s.h.i.+vering from the cold. "I saw the lights on and had to join your midnight snack. Brr, it's cold out there. Got any of that Mozart liquor?"

"Chocolate liquor with pumpkin pie?" I said.

"Chocolate goes with everything," she a.s.sured me.

I pointed at the round bottle wrapped in gold foil and she poured her own drink while I cut more pie.

"Lots of whipped cream, please," she said. "I deserve it for putting up with my mother-in-law and her delusions that, since I'm a southerner, I ought to be another Natasha."

After handing Nina a piece of pie, I plopped more cream on my slice and joined the others at the table.

"Natasha tried to kill Mars," said June.

Nina's fork fell out of her hand and clattered onto her plate.

We filled her in on what had transpired.

"I knew it. She's too perky and perfect. Who's like that? n.o.body can build a dining set from scratch and serve a ten-course dinner in the same day."

Mom spread a thin layer of cream across the top of her pie. "Natasha didn't do it." She gazed around at us. "You might not like Natasha and I'm sure you have your reasons, but that girl forged past all the terrible things that happened to her. She stayed focused on her career and deserves the success she's had. She's egocentric, I know, but I think a lot of successful people are."

June scowled. "It had to be Natasha. You know Andrew, Vicki, and I wouldn't poison Mars. And no one in your family would have reason to do so. That leaves Craig, the colonel, Francie, and Bernie. Not much of a lineup."

"If the police think it's related to the murders, then it all comes back to the dead PI that Sophie found," said Nina.

So much for keeping that from Mom. I explained in detail how I'd obtained Mochie. Mom took it better than I expected. "Then that's where you need to start. June and I will entertain everyone tomorrow. Nina, can you escape from your hostess duties?"

"I'd love nothing more."

"In the morning, you two pay a visit to the widow and see what you can find out."

We didn't want to disturb Mrs. Pulchinski too early, so Nina and I lingered over a second cup of coffee with my parents and June before driving to the northwest part of town.

Otis had lived in a town house that was part of a cl.u.s.ter of recently built houses. Spent leaves littered the tiny front yard and rust crept up a white van parked in the driveway. Nina pulled the Jag in behind it.

No one answered when I rang the doorbell. Nina tried it a second time and we heard it chime inside the house. I stepped back, off the raised stoop, and searched the exterior of the house. It didn't provide any clues about the owners. The red brick facade and Federal accents looked like all the other houses. But when I turned to go, I saw a curtain move in the window to the left of the door.

I motioned to Nina and knocked on the front door. "Mrs. Pulchinski? I . . . I have your cat."

A voice answered from inside the house. "What cat?"

"The one Otis had with him when-" I stopped abruptly. Why hadn't I prepared a way to say this?

The voice behind the door grew hysterical. "I'm not taking him back!"