Text Me Part 9

Caroline held up a hand to stop the conversation. "Please, spare me the details. I don't want to know. Okay, wait, yes, I do. Exactly how far did he get? I mean, were you horizontal when he felt you up? Or just getting started?"

Abby threw the tape dispenser at her. Fortunately, it was plastic and Caroline was fast. It missed, glancing off the corner of a pot before hitting the floor and splintering.

"Way to go, boss. Should we chalk that up to employee theft-or abuse? Now we have to buy a new one."

Whoosh. The door burst open. The steady rain had prevented the normal pedestrian traffic from venturing through; the only customer that would step in had to be serious. Abby sc.r.a.ped the broken plastic into her palm, dropped it on the counter, and turned to make a sale.

"You slept with Jackson?" Carter's face was ashen as he stomped forward, splattering drips across her floor.

"Excuse me? Is that really a question you're ent.i.tled to ask? Who I've been with? I mean you hardly know me. Just because you-we-oh, forget it. Look, you had your fun. Now get lost." Abby whirled around and disappeared into the stockroom. Where did he get off asking? He was the one that locked her in a conference room, kissed her brain cells dead, then embellished the details. What did he care who she slept with? Or didn't in this case. It wasn't like he'd made it that far. Thank G.o.d for that. At least she hadn't been a total moron and had held onto at least one or two cells of gray matter. She'd never been the type before and wasn't likely to start now.

The door to the stockroom b.u.mped her behind when it closed at her back. Her hands shook. She'd squeezed the plastic so hard it carved a small cut in her palm. The patter of Caroline's shoes was the only sound in the other room. Her m.u.f.fled voice followed. "Soooo, I'm Caroline."

Abby peered through the one-way gla.s.s window in their office, thankful she'd had it installed. Of course, it had been for an entirely different reason. She wanted to make sure they'd see customers who entered if they were in the stockroom.

At the moment, it was also convenient for watching Carter fume. His eyes widened as recognition hit. He didn't take the hand Caroline extended. His were shoved in his pockets and didn't budge.

"Caroline, huh?" His eyes narrowed. "Tell me, Caroline, who likes to take pictures and spy on people-how well does Abby know my friend Jackson, really?"

Caroline's head started to turn toward the window, then she corrected herself. She squared her shoulders and straightened. "Um. Well, I'd say she has his number memorized. Just like you know which parts of Abby's anatomy include implants, you sorry t.u.r.d."

His mouth dropped. He blinked his eyes twice. And left.

Badeep deep.

Yikes. Should she look at the message? Was there any point in doing so? They were done. Toast. And she had work to do.

Badeep deep.

Oh, h.e.l.l. She grabbed the phone from her purse.

Chapter Fourteen.

We're done man. Couldn't just leave this one alone, could u? Let me know when u grow up. Till then, go to h.e.l.l.

He crammed the phone in his pocket and stomped through the drizzle to his office. This wasn't the first time Jackson had tried to horn in on his date. It had been a game since high school. He hadn't really cared then. Much.

Jackson was charming and everyone drew to him like flies to sugar. It wasn't too far-fetched that when Carter had grown tired of someone, they clung to Jackson's supportive nice-guy routine. Not to mention, the guy was filthy rich and hadn't needed to work full-time his entire life. How they'd become such good friends was a puzzle.

Well, not really. He remembered it vividly. Jackson moved into the house at the corner of his street when they were ten. Since everyone else on the street had daughters, not sons, their friends.h.i.+p was a no-brainer. And a necessity for both of them unless they wanted Barbie dolls and bows on their heads. The compet.i.tiveness seemed healthy then. Even in college, it had pushed them to succeed-be their best. Not with girls, but elsewhere.

This was too much, though. Over the line. Carter frowned. He had no idea there'd been a line 'til now. Abby was it.

Abby was it.

The phrase caught in his head. He swallowed the boulder in his throat. Was she?

For a few weeks, Carter managed to throw himself so deep into work he barely looked up. The only thing he took time for was-more work. And he watered the d.a.m.n plants. He hadn't a clue why, but he did.

He also decided to keep chatting with the girl who loved dogs ... but didn't have one. She was a lot less complicated. Pretty witty too. He almost rolled in laugher when she told him about her siblings. He liked her att.i.tude. In fact if he could match her personality to the physical attraction he had for Abby-well that would be interesting. Physical attraction only lasted so long, though.

At some point, Abby delivered the new order to the office accompanied by spy girl. Together they arranged the foliage quite well. He was gone then and every time since. The receptionist kept him aware of the scheduled visits and any questions or concerns she mentioned. There were few. One tree died and was replaced shortly after delivery. The ones in the kitchen had issues. Per the note, someone was dousing them with coffee, or some other beverage. If it continued, mold would grow and they'd have to replace them as well.

He didn't care. In fact, he had half a mind to tell her to take them all back. He started to write the note several times but couldn't finish. One such note glared at him from the desktop when she arrived for the weekly watering. c.r.a.p. He looked at his watch and realized he missed his escape. The rap on the door was shortly followed by the door easing open, and she popped in.

Her eyes widened. "Oops. Sorry, I thought you were out. I was just watering-"

He motioned her in. "Help yourself." He returned to the computer screen, noting her movement in the reflection. s.h.i.+t. Was this as awkward for her as him? It shouldn't have been-they hadn't done anything more than share a few kisses. A few searing-hot-nearly-took-her-clothes-off kisses. Yeah, no biggie.

With her back turned, he barely caught the words. "You're wrong, you know, I haven't ... been ... with anyone in over a year. A year and four months. Not that it's any of your business. So, whatever you thought-it wasn't right."

The chair let out a squeal as he turned and leaned to stare at her back, which still made him want to touch her. Dammit.

"Seriously?" That was a h.e.l.l of long time. So ... if that were true, then anything between her and Jackson was ancient history. How could he hold that against her? Or him either.

"Seriously. And don't think I'm proud of it either. I just don't get involved that easily. Or deeply."

Two more raps on the door announced they had a visitor. Holy s.h.i.+t. Speak of the devil. "Jackson. What are you doing here?"

Abby sucked in a quick gasp and turned her back, which caught Carter off balance. Her shoulders were stiff and she hunkered down. She was hiding from him? It had been that awkward?

"I thought we should talk. I know I probably should have done this earlier but I wanted to give you a little breathing time to digest the situation." Jackson stood at the door as if ready to escape. His face was sullen. "It wasn't like I meant it to happen."

Carter glanced from Jackson's face to Abby's back. She was a post. He held up a hand in protest. "Let's don't talk about it, okay? I don't want to know."

"I met her a long time ago. Before you did, actually. It was just-random. We were having fun and then somewhere along the way everything changed."

Carter hitched a brow. "Changed?"

Jackson s.h.i.+fted feet and glanced at Abby's back. "Yeah. I would have told you but it all moved so fast and all of a sudden you were asking about a-"

Abby shoved an elbow in his back and spilled water down Jackson's pants. Not just a little either-she doused him good. Did she really do that? Wow.

"Oh, uh. Sorry about that, Jackson. You should probably go change or something, right?" She stared at the wet spot. Jackson's mouth opened then shut. He darted back to Carter's face with disbelief.

Seconds ticked as the two men glared at each other. Acceptance finally kicked in and Jackson shrugged. "Yeah, I guess I should. Later, man." He stood but hesitated. "Where's Roger? I need to kick his a.s.s."

"I have no idea. Probably his office. Why?"

Jackson left without answering. When the door was closed and the room quiet, Carter cleared his throat. "I gather things didn't work out very well between you two?"

She held up the empty pot and grinned sheepishly. "Not one bit. So, um, I'm out of water. I'd better go refill. Sorry about the mess. I'll come back and clean it up later." She rubbed a foot over the wet spot on the carpet then slipped from the room.

She didn't return as promised. When Carter went searching, the only person available was spy girl. Caroline. She eyed his approach warily.

"She left, didn't she?"

"Yep. I don't know what you said this time, but I'd recommend you seek out some dating advice. You suck at it."

"Apparently I do," he admitted. As he walked back to his office he heard voices in Roger's.

Jackson's voice, loud and clear, thundered. "That was the stupidest idea ever."

Roger stayed calm. "No. Give it a little more time. I think it'll work out. Besides you could have done a better job with your part, you know. Mouthing off like that wasn't cool."

"Maybe not, but how was I supposed to know she'd do that? You'd better know what you're doing. Personally, I think it'd be better just to lock them both in a room and let 'em duke it out. Or whatever else comes naturally."

A chair leg screeched on the floor and steps approached. Carter strode to his office, grabbed his jacket, and left.

Chapter Fifteen.

Caroline wasn't letting Abby off easily, no matter how long a day they'd had at work. She s.n.a.t.c.hed Abby's purse from the counter and held it captive. "Drinks are on me tonight, girl. You need one. Or ten maybe. Let's go."

Abby trailed down the street after her. "What I need is a kick in the a.s.s. How could I do that to him? I mean the guy has already been through h.e.l.l with his s.h.i.+tty best friend. Here I am lying to him every time I turn around. It's awful. I'm a horrid person! And he's incredibly ... nice."

"Is he? I thought you were still p.i.s.sed he felt you up and blabbed about it. Now you think he's nice? Make up your mind. Do you like him or not?"

"Yes. I mean, no." She sighed. "I don't know. Except for that fake b.o.o.b trick, he seems pretty decent. Fun too. I mean, we like a lot of the same things."

"Yeah. Dogs. Running. Flowers. Baseball. Jackson. I mean you, of course-not the other dweeb."

They scooted into a booth at the back of the bar and ordered a round of beers.

"I know, right? Although, he's not much on flowers. I even like his smarta.s.s friend Roger. I've talked to him a couple of times at the office. He kind of grows on you once you get used to him. All I've done is lie, lie, lie. Carter will never get past that. I can't believe I dumped that entire pitcher of water on Jackson, but h.e.l.l, at the time it seemed safer than telling the entire story."

"You have to be kidding about Roger."

Abby laughed. Of everything she said, Caroline picked up on that? "It's hilarious actually. He's like this totally obnoxious misfit of a guy who can't help blurting out the most inappropriate things in front of a woman. What's odd is if you just observe what he does otherwise, he's got a big heart."

Caroline rolled her eyes. "Sure. I believe that."

"He does. Every time he says something totally wretched, the secretary apologizes and says he's really a closet teddy bear. He loaned her money to fix her car when someone sideswiped hers in the parking lot. She's fifty and has three kids in high school. Her husband left and she's barely able to pay her bills."

"He wants to make sure she shows up for work. Big deal, that's a win-win for both."

"It was twelve hundred dollars, Caroline. Not exactly a homerun for him, in my book. Oh, and he thought you were cute." That caught her friend's attention.

"Me? Cute? Ha, that's a laugh. I haven't been cute a day in my life." She shuddered as if the words insulted. Abby noted she swallowed a grin and avoided eye contact.

"Well, he thought so. He even asked if you were seeing anyone."

"Was that before or after he asked if my b.o.o.bs were real? Or maybe he was still ogling yours?" Caroline gulped a couple of swallows of beer and raised her gla.s.s for a refill as the bartender darted by.

"To be honest, he turned ten shades of red the first time I met him and didn't have the b.a.l.l.s to look me in the face which was kind of odd, considering he had no way of knowing I'd read the messages. It kind of made me wonder what else the dirtbags were saying outside of the text messaging. Then I ran into him in the hallway and he was forced to acknowledge me. Very polite, as a matter of fact. You should talk to him."

Caroline shook her head so hard the spikes on top rattled. "Not on your life."

Abby shrugged. "Your call."

An hour later, they were still in the booth. A plate of nachos sat in front of them, half eaten. Abby licked the sour cream from her thumb. The beer gla.s.ses had been recycled more times than Abby could remember and she'd switched to water.

Not Caroline. "Hey, I'm off tomorrow, remember? I don't have to get up early. Here's to you, boss."

"Technically, we're partners."

She held up the empty beer gla.s.s, peered at the drips in it and shrugged, then clanked Abby's water. Caroline leaned forward over the table and winked. "You should stay out late tonight. Real late. Like maybe go water his plants or give him, I mean them, a little tender care."

"You're wasted. And talking crazy." Crazy but still an enticing thought.

"Hey, you said he had a good set of tonsils. That's not something one should waste. You know what I mean? Besides, you told him it had been a while."

Time for a subject change.

"Forget him. Listen, I've meant to talk to you about this-we need to do something to drum up business. Even with the loan, we'll have a hard time making it through the end of the year unless we do something more. I was thinking we should advertise. Maybe take on some more office maintenance projects like Carter's. What do you think?"

Caroline shrugged. "Sure. I still like the breakup package idea. That was stellar."

"Yeah, and mean. I can't go through that again-it was excruciating."

"For you or her?"

"Both. Besides, that might make things worse rather than better. How would you like to be the place that sends out hate flowers? Talk about a bad rep."

"Okay, the date thing then. Tell you what, while I'm off tomorrow, I'll draw up some ads for you. I do Photoshop pretty well. I was real good at making prank pictures in college. I should show you some of them. It's not an easy thing to-"

Abby thrust a finger in her face. "I don't even want to know. If you feel like taking a stab at an advertising campaign, I won't stop you. Just don't bring me anything that will get us into trouble, okay?"

Caroline had a mouthful of nachos when she nodded. The sour cream on her bottom lip was in direct contrast to her complexion. She wiped it with the back of her hand and slipped out of the booth. "We should do a blog too, and maybe do promotional things on it. I'll give it a shot and show you next week. See ya. I'm done. Be careful walking home, okay? Or go get your tonsils checked again-that would be fun."

She winked and was gone.