The Works of Robert G. Ingersoll Volume V Part 6

I have no words with which to tell my loathing for a man who violates a n.o.ble woman's grave.

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_Question_. Do you think that the spirit in which Mr. Talmage reviews your lectures is in accordance with the teachings of Christianity?

_Answer_. I think that he talks like a true Presby- terian. If you will read the arguments of Calvin against the doctrines of Castalio and Servetus, you will see that Mr. Talmage follows closely in the footsteps of the founder of his church. Castalio was such a wicked and abandoned wretch, that he taught the innocence of honest error. He insisted that G.o.d would not eternally d.a.m.n a man for being honestly mistaken. For the utterance of such blasphemous sentiments, abhorrent to every Christian mind, Calvin called him "a dog of Satan, and a child of h.e.l.l." In short, he used the usual arguments. Castalio was banished, and died in exile. In the case of Servetus, after all the epithets had been exhausted, an appeal was made to the stake, and the blasphemous wretch was burned to ashes.

If you will read the life of John Knox, you will find that Mr. Talmage is as orthodox in his methods of dealing with infidels, as he is in his creed. In my opinion, he would gladly treat unbelievers now, as the Puritans did the Quakers, as the Episcopalians did the Presbyterians, as the Presbyterians did the Baptists,

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and as the Catholics have treated all heretics. Of course, all these sects will settle their differences in heaven. In the next world, they will laugh at the crimes they committed in this.

The course pursued by Mr. Talmage is consistent.

The pulpit cannot afford to abandon the weapons of falsehood and defamation. Candor sows the seeds of doubt. Fairness is weakness. The only way to suc- cessfully uphold the religion of universal love, is to denounce all Freethinkers as blasphemers, adulterers, and criminals. No matter how generous they may appear to be, no matter how fairly they may deal with their fellow-men, rest a.s.sured that they are actuated by the lowest and basest motives. Infidels who out- wardly live honest and virtuous lives, are inwardly vicious, virulent and vile. After all, morality is only a veneering. G.o.d is not deceived with the varnish of good works. We know that the natural man is totally depraved, and that until he has been regene- rated by the spirit of G.o.d, he is utterly incapable of a good action. The generosity of the unbeliever is, in fact, avarice. His honesty is only a form of larceny.

His love is only hatred. No matter how sincerely he may love his wife,--how devoted he may be to his children,--no matter how ready he may be 'to

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sacrifice even his life for the good of mankind, G.o.d, looking into his very heart, finds it only a den of hissing snakes, a lair of wild, ferocious beasts, a cage of unclean birds.

The idea that G.o.d will save a man simply because he is honest and generous, is almost too preposterous for serious refutation. No man should rely upon his own goodness. He should plead the virtue of another.

G.o.d, in his infinite justice, d.a.m.ns a good man on his own merits, and saves a bad man on the merits of another. The repentant murderer will be an angel of light, while his honest and unoffending victim will be a fiend in h.e.l.l.

A little while ago, a s.h.i.+p, disabled, was blown about the Atlantic for eighty days. Everything had been eaten. Nothing remained but bare decks and hunger.

The crew consisted of Captain Kruger and nine others.

For nine days, nothing had been eaten. The captain, taking a revolver in his hand, said: "Mates, some "one must die for the rest. I am willing to sacrifice "myself for you." One of his comrades grasped his hand, and implored him to wait one more day. The next morning, a sail was seen upon the horizon, and the dying men were rescued.

To an ordinary man,--to one guided by the light of

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reason,--it is perfectly clear that Captain Kruger was about to do an infinitely generous action. Yet Mr.

Talmage will tell us that if that captain was not a Christian, and if he had sent the bullet cras.h.i.+ng through his brain in order that his comrades might eat his body, and live to reach their wives and homes,-- his soul, from that s.h.i.+p, would have gone, by dark and tortuous ways, down to the prison of eternal pain.

Is it possible that Christ would eternally d.a.m.n a man for doing exactly what Christ would have done, had he been infinitely generous, under the same cir- c.u.mstances? Is not self-denial in a man as praise- worthy as in a G.o.d? Should a G.o.d be wors.h.i.+ped, and a man be d.a.m.ned, for the same action?

According to Mr. Talmage, every soldier who fought for our country in the Revolutionary war, who was not a Christian, is now in h.e.l.l. Every soldier, not a Christian, who carried the flag of his country to vic- tory--either upon the land or sea, in the war of 1812, is now in h.e.l.l. Every soldier, not a Christian, who fought for the preservation of this Union,--to break the chains of slavery--to free four millions of people --to keep the whip from the naked back--every man who did this--every one who died at Andersonville and Libby, dreaming that his death would help make

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the lives of others worth living, is now a lost and wretched soul. These men are now in the prison of G.o.d,--a prison in which the cruelties of Libby and Andersonville would be regarded as mercies,--in which famine would be a joy.

THIRD INTERVIEW.

_Sinner. Is G.o.d infinite in wisdom and power?

Parson. He is.

Sinner. Does he at all times know just what ought to be done?

Parson. He does.

Sinner. Does he always do just what ought to be done?

Parson. He does.

Sinner. Why do you pray to him?

Parson. Because he is unchangeable._

_Question_. I want to ask you a few questions about Mr. Talmage's third sermon. What do you think of it?

_Answer_. I often ask myself the questions: Is there anything in the occupation of a minister,--any- thing in his surroundings, that makes him incapable of treating an opponent fairly, or decently? Is there anything in the doctrine of universal forgiveness that compels a man to speak of one who differs with him only in terms of disrespect and hatred? Is it neces- sary for those who profess to love the whole world, to hate the few they come in actual contact with?

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Mr. Talmage, no doubt, professes to love all man- kind,--Jew and Gentile, Christian and Pagan. No doubt, he believes in the missionary effort, and thinks we should do all in our power to save the soul of the most benighted savage; and yet he shows anything but affection for the "heathen" at home. He loves the ones he never saw,--is real anxious for their wel- fare,--but for the ones he knows, he exhibits only scorn and hatred. In one breath, he tells us that Christ loves us, and in the next, that we are "wolves "and dogs." We are informed that Christ forgave even his murderers, but that now he hates an honest unbeliever with all his heart. He can forgive the ones who drove the nails into his hands and feet,-- the one who thrust the spear through his quivering flesh,--but he cannot forgive the man who entertains an honest doubt about the "scheme of salvation."

He regards the man who thinks, as a "mouth-maker "at heaven." Is it possible that Christ is less for- giving in heaven than he was in Jerusalem? Did he excuse murderers then, and does he d.a.m.n thinkers now? Once he pitied even thieves; does he now abhor an intellectually honest man?

_Question_. Mr. Talmage seems to think that you have no right to give your opinion about the Bible.

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Do you think that laymen have the same right as ministers to examine the Scriptures?

_Answer_. If G.o.d only made a revelation for preachers, of course we will have to depend on the preachers for information. But the preachers have made the mistake of showing the revelation. They ask us, the laymen, to read it, and certainly there is no use of reading it, unless we are permitted to think for ourselves while we read. If after reading the Bible we believe it to be true, we will say so, if we are honest. If we do not believe it, we will say so, if we are honest.

But why should G.o.d be so particular about our believing the stories in his book? Why should G.o.d object to having his book examined? We do not have to call upon legislators, or courts, to protect Shakespeare from the derision of mankind. Was not G.o.d able to write a book that would command the love and admiration of the world? If the G.o.d of Mr. Talmage is infinite, he knew exactly how the stories of the Old Testament would strike a gentle- man of the nineteenth century. He knew that many would have their doubts,--that thousands of them-- and I may say most of them,--would refuse to believe that a miracle had ever been performed.

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Now, it seems to me that he should either have left the stories out, or furnished evidence enough to con- vince the world. According to Mr. Talmage, thou- sands of people are pouring over the Niagara of unbelief into the gulf of eternal pain. Why does not G.o.d furnish more evidence? Just in proportion as man has developed intellectually, he has demanded additional testimony. That which satisfies a barbarian, excites only the laughter of a civilized man. Cer- tainly G.o.d should furnish evidence in harmony with the spirit of the age. If G.o.d wrote his Bible for the average man, he should have written it in such a way that it would have carried conviction to the brain and heart of the average man; and he should have made no man in such a way that he could not, by any possibility, believe it. There certainly should be a harmony between the Bible and the human brain. If I do not believe the Bible, whose fault is it? Mr.

Talmage insists that his G.o.d wrote the Bible for me.

and made me. If this is true, the book and the man should agree. There is no sense in G.o.d writing a book for me and then making me in such a way that I cannot believe his book.

_Question_. But Mr. Talmage says the reason why you hate the Bible is, that your soul is poisoned; that

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the Bible "throws you into a rage precisely as pure "water brings on a paroxysm of hydrophobia."

_Answer_. Is it because the mind of the infidel is poisoned, that he refuses to believe that an infinite G.o.d commanded the murder of mothers, maidens and babes? Is it because their minds are impure, that they refuse to believe that a good G.o.d established the inst.i.tution of human slavery, or that he protected it when established? Is it because their minds are vile, that they refuse to believe that an infinite G.o.d established or protected polygamy? Is it a sure sign of an impure mind, when a man insists that G.o.d never waged wars of extermination against his helpless children? Does it show that a man has been entirely given over to the devil, because he refuses to believe that G.o.d ordered a father to sacri- fice his son? Does it show that a heart is entirely without mercy, simply because a man denies the justice of eternal pain?

I denounce many parts of the Old Testament because they are infinitely repugnant to my sense of justice,--because they are b.l.o.o.d.y, brutal and in- famous,--because they uphold crime and destroy human liberty. It is impossible for me to imagine a greater monster than the G.o.d of the Old Testa-