Katherine Katt: Universal Alien Part 42

"Alfred, you're amazing."

"Thank you, Kitty. What does your cat say?"

"Hopefully something more interesting than what the fox says. Stripes, what do you see?"

Stripes scrambled down to share that he saw a whole lot of nothing. As he was sharing this with me, Harlie returned. Cat and Poof did a lot of sharing, all of which said that this place, though furnished and impeccably clean, appeared completely deserted.

Shared this with the others. "So, does that mean we're in the wrong place?" c.o.x asked.

"No place this gigantic and well maintained is uninhabited, at least no place like this that doesn't have a For Sale sign somewhere around the property. Hang on."

Did a run around the place at hyperspeed. There were no For Sale signs anywhere, and there wasn't a weed in evidence, either.

Returned to the others. "It's not for sale and someone's paying a fantastic gardener to keep it up. But if I were a criminal mastermind who didn't want anyone to know who I was, maybe I wouldn't have my henchmen here, but rather at my pad in Miami where everyone else thinks I am."

Harlie jumped up and down, then disappeared again. "Where is Harlie going?" Alfred asked, sounding worried.

"To check out Miami. Trust me, Harlie will be back soon." I hoped. "I found the main gate and the back gate. The back gate might be the best place for us to go in, but I'm not sure. There's no surveillance that I saw or Harlie found, which is odd for anyplace, let alone someplace as big as this."

"Are we sure there isn't any underground entrance?" c.o.x asked.

Alfred and I stared at him. "Lunatic Lad, I'm so glad you're here. We were focused on the fact that the tunnels don't have an entrance here, but if Cliff knew about them, Alfred wouldn't be happily hiding out there, trust me. But the tunnels are deeper than any human would dig. A-Cs and, apparently, other aliens, like to burrow far down into the ground, but most humans don't."

"Harlie didn't find anything," Alfred pointed out.

"Harlie hasn't been trained in this universe like in mine. And we sent the Poof to look for surveillance and traps, not for the entrance to secret labs." Looked around and realized Stripes wasn't nearby. In fact, I couldn't see him. "c.r.a.p, where did my cat go? Now isn't a great time for him to use the litter box or demand his own special kind of independence."

"Should we call for him?" c.o.x asked.

"Only if we want to give away that we're here. I mean, the place appears deserted, but if they're just using the same light refraction technique that Alfred is for the speeders, then we're kind of screwed."

"Harlie would have seen through that," Alfred said, as Stripes came bounding back and jumped into my arms.

Hugged him. "There you are! Kitty was so worried."

Stripes purred and meowed. He was, justifiably, pleased with himself.

"What's he saying?" c.o.x asked.

"He's found the way in. Haven't you, my best cat in the world?"

"Good," a man said from behind us. "Then you can lead the way."

CHAPTER 64.

WE ALL JUMPED and spun to see, if not the last person I was expecting, certainly someone I wasn't prepared for. A rather handsome Latin man in a nice business suit was standing there, and, of course, he had a gun trained on us. He also wasn't alone-there were six men with him, all dressed like commandos. They too, naturally, had guns trained on us. Always the way.

"Esteban Cantu?"

His turn to jump. "How do you know me?"

"Ah . . . it's a really long story. What are you doing here?"

"What agency are you with?"

"You have the guns, you go first." Presumably our bizarre garb was giving him the impression we were working for one of the Alphabet Agencies in some way. That hopefully meant no one was going to shoot us. Yet.

He flipped out his badge. "C.I.A., Department of the Inspector General."

"Oh, you're with Internal Affairs." That, hopefully, was a good thing.

"Yes. Your turn."

"We're, ah-"

"With the U.S. Navy, sir," c.o.x said crisply. "Office of Internal Affairs. Undercover. I'd pull out my badge, but I'm not certain your men won't try to shoot me if I do."

"What the h.e.l.l is the military doing with this level of tech? And a cat? At least, I think it's a cat-it's hard to tell the way you're all disguised. Seriously, why a cat?"

"Experimental. Trained to go where dogs can't." Really hoped that Harlie wouldn't return right now. Explaining Stripes might work. Explaining the Poof wouldn't. "We aren't disguised, we're in experimental bodysuits. We weren't told there were other operatives here."

"Neither were we." Cantu sounded suspicious. Could not blame him. He was going to demand proof of what c.o.x had said we were, and the moment he didn't get it, we were arrested or worse.

Alfred stepped forward and took off his mask. "I can show you proof that we're with the agency we say we are, but I'd like to ensure that I'm not shot down while I do so."

Cantu nodded. "Just don't try anything funny."

"Oh, absolutely not." Alfred walked over to where we had the speeders parked and uncloaked one.

Cantu jumped again, indicating that he couldn't have been watching us all that long. "What the h.e.l.l?"

"It's just a light refraction cover, no big deal, the Navy's been using them for years. Let the man get our stuff so you can stop pointing guns at us." I had no idea of what Alfred could possibly do, but I really hoped it was something effective.

"Sure it has," Cantu muttered.

"So, while we wait in this sorta Mexican standoff, who are you after?"

"You tell me. And while you do, remove your masks so we can see that you are whoever your IDs say you are."

Had no idea if taking off our masks was a good or a bad idea. Decided going with something of the truth might be wise. Put Stripes down between my feet. "Look, my name is Katherine Katt-Reynolds." Took off my mask and hoped I didn't look too disheveled. c.o.x followed my lead. He looked a little messy but not too bad, meaning I probably looked like I'd been in a tornado. "My mother was Angela Katt, formerly of the C.I.A., just like you. So, tell me-are you investigating the man who murdered her and most of her team, or are you trying to help him finish the job?"

Cantu jerked. "You're not in covert ops."

"No, but I'm working with the Navy because they're willing to help me find out who just blew up one of my family's homes."

Cantu nodded. "We were advised."

"That our house was blown up or that we were still alive?"

"Both. Your husband advised me early this morning that he and his partner, along with another operative, were the targets of a variety of a.s.sa.s.sination attempts, culminating in your house being destroyed. Which is why we're here."

"So, where do you stand in relation to my husband?"

"I'm his boss since your mother was killed."

Interesting. Chuckie hadn't mentioned this. Of course, I hadn't mentioned Cantu, either. In my world, Cantu was an oily b.a.s.t.a.r.d who'd been working with our enemies. He'd accidentally shot LaRue in the head instead of me, and he'd been murdered by the Mastermind before he could give anything away. He didn't seem like a bad guy in this world, but I had no real way of knowing, since I couldn't exactly call Chuckie to get his impressions of his boss right now. "So, you're the reason we came in from Australia so we could almost be killed several times over?"

"No. I'm the one who's investigating why your husband and his partner were given orders to return to the States that seemed to come from the Inspector General's office but, in point of fact, did not."

"What have you so far determined?"

"Why are you at this particular estate?" Cantu countered.

Gave up. "We're trying to find where the headquarters for the head of the Corporation, as in the Cuban Mob, is located. We're pretty sure it's here. So, why are you here?"

"Because we're trying to find out what's happened to the head of the Office of Public Affairs. He was supposed to be in D.C. to welcome a Navy officer a.s.signed to him in a PR move. The Naval officer called in sick, but no one's heard from Clifford Goodman since yesterday morning."

"I was that officer," c.o.x said. "Sent in undercover, as we said, because we suspect Goodman of treason. However, we had reason to believe that Goodman has moved up his timetable, hence, why we're here."

Alfred returned and handed Cantu three badges. "Here you go."

Cantu studied them. "Huh. I'm amazed, but these look legit. So, you're both consultants with the Navy?"

"Yes. The Navy was very supportive. I believe my uncle, Mortimer Katt, may have had something to do with that." I was amazed. c.o.x and Alfred were lying like they'd been born to it. c.o.x and I being able to lie like wet rugs was one thing. But I wasn't used to the majority of A-Cs being able to lie at all, let alone this well. Either Alfred had been practicing as long as he'd been on Earth-always a real possibility-or he was a natural Liar. Had no idea which to hope for, so settled for trying not to think about it right now.

"I'm sure he did. Though why he'd want you in the line of fire, I have no idea. Fine, you check out. We have jurisdiction here, however."

"Do we seriously have to argue about who gets to go first? I mean, dude, you didn't know how to get in without being seen any more than we did. Our scout figured it out. I say that makes us partners, at least."

"Right. Because you know that your trained undercover cat has found the way in."

"Do I stand here insulting your commandos? No, I do not. I don't say, 'oh, why do we need six guys decked out like Rambo?' No, instead I say, let's work together to stop this creep before he kills anyone else. You know, like my husband and children."

"Fine." Cantu put his gun away and motioned for the commandos to do the same. "As I said before, you can lead us in."

"We need to put our masks back on first. And, ah, we need help." Looked at Alfred. Who looked at Cantu.

Who sighed. "Sure, go ahead, Doctor Martini. G.o.d forbid we'd be able to see your faces for longer than five minutes."

"I'm flattered, but when you have nice tech from the Navy you use nice tech from the Navy."

Alfred helped c.o.x and me back into our masks and ensured that everything was back where it was supposed to be. "How did you do it?" I asked him in a very soft whisper.

"I like to be prepared for every emergency, especially when I leave the tunnels," he replied in kind. "The speeders have everything any Bond car has-those movies have been wonderfully inspiring. I hacked into the Navy's database, altered some records, and had the badges print out using the speeder's three-D printer. That's what took me so long."

"Oh. Good plan. And nice accessory on the speeder." What else did one say? Alfred was clearly identifying with Q from MI6 and qualified for the Genius Mad Scientist Club at the same time. Nice to have one of them on our side for once.

c.o.x and I re-dressed, so to speak, Cantu gave us our IDs back. "Maybe you should put these in your purse," he said.

"Is sarcasm one of the services Internal Affairs offers?"

"Around here, yes, it is. So, Missus Reynolds, where are we going?"

It was weird to be called Mrs. Reynolds, but at the same time, it was kind of nice to have someone talking to me the way White normally did. Didn't let it make me comfortable or complacent, however. Cantu might be a good guy here, or he might be tricking us, big time.

But there was really only one way to find out. "Stripes, lead the way, please and thank you."

He meowed, swished his body-suited tail at us, and sauntered off toward the back of the property. The rest of us followed.

CHAPTER 65.

STRIPES STOPPED at a tree that looked like most of the other trees around here. I wasn't much of a girl for tree and plant identification, so I had no real guess for what it was. An oak, maybe. Something with lots of branches and also lots of leaves, end of winter or not. Then again, winter in Florida was a lot like winter in Arizona-a lot nicer than most everywhere else.

This tree was about fifty feet from the wall, and about a hundred away from the back gate. Stripes walked to the side that faced away from the complex and sat down.

"It's a tree," Cantu said. "Are we supposed to climb it?"

"Stripes isn't climbing it, so no." Looked around. Stripes felt that the entrance was obvious. He wasn't trying to be coy, but I wasn't seeing it.

"No," c.o.x said. "He's sitting." He picked Stripes up and handed him to me. "Huh. What's wrong with this picture?"

"Nothing. The ground looks normal. Covered with leaves and such, but otherwise, normal. Only . . . the tree has all its leaves, and the leaves on the ground don't match those on the tree." Gave Stripes a nuzzle, weird masks and all. "Who's a clever boy, then? Who's gonna show the K-Nine squads what for? You are."

Cantu made a gagging face while c.o.x felt around where the leaves were and Stripes purred up a storm. "I see why you're the feline wrangler," Cantu said as c.o.x found was he was looking for and lifted up an old-fas.h.i.+oned trapdoor.

"I'm ignoring you, Esteban. And, it's nice to see the criminal element holding onto the old ways, isn't it? Traditions are important, after all."

"It's dark down there," c.o.x pointed out.

"And this, Esteban, is where the Navy says, 'oh, let's let the C.I.A. feel good about themselves and lead the way.' So, you know, go for it. We'll be right behind you."

The commandos gave me "what a girl" looks. I didn't care, and now wasn't the time to prove my independence or show that women could do anything as well as or better than men. Because what I wanted to prove was that someone else was going first, so that if there were tripwires and such, they'd spot and neutralize them before my team could get hurt.