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I saw a woman through the inter phone. I don't know her face. She spoke very formally, but her clothes were very fancy. Her s.h.i.+rt was very tight and her b.r.e.a.s.t.s were quite revealing hm... When I opened the door, it was worst. Her mini skirt was like a seaweed wrapped around her hip. How did she know my name?
"Who are you?"
"Oh my! I found it! Gyak!"
"Ah!"
Suddenly, she just pushed me and rudely intrude to my house. Ahrong, Yurong, Haerong, and... Darong came out to see the intruder. When she saw everyone she even screamed.
I don't think she came because she fell for our Ahrong, Yurong, and Haerong's looks. As soon as she entered... she ran to Darong and hugged his waist. f.u.c.k, who the h.e.l.l is that b.i.t.c.h? How dare you hug our Darong's waist! That's only for me! What…? What did I just think about? I think I'm crazy.
"I've been looking for you for a long time. I love you! Marry me!"
"Ugh... Ex..excuse me... What are you...?"
"You, you are not married to him, right?"
"Th...that's true, so?"
"What's you guys' relations.h.i.+p?"
Still she was holding Darong's waist and rubbing her face to him. What's our relations.h.i.+p? Master and pet. Then right away she will call 911. There is a crazy b.i.t.c.h take her to the hospital. What should I say... siblings? But we look totally different. Then a close noona? But I look too young. Ah, that's not true. I don't know his age, but he looks like he is barely over 20. Not sure if he has a young looking face or he is actually young... Can't ask until he comes back to normal!
"Mm...So...we are.."
I'm started to think a lot. What kind of relations.h.i.+p? Do I really only think him as a pet? No that's not it. I'm sure if that's not true. Friend? Do people live with their friends like this? Mmmm...
"So you guys are nothing?"
She said it sarcastically I felt like meeting with that last time s.l.u.t, level 2. What should I say to her?
"Huh?"
"Oh?"
For long time I was thinking, then Darong untied himself from that s.l.u.t level 2 at once. He stood right next to me. Ahhh, this b.a.s.t.a.r.d is really cute. You are the best man in my life. I removed my thinking face and smiled at her.
"We are like this?"
For a second that s.l.u.t level 2 looked at us absurdly. She was shaking and put strength in her fists and shouted.
"Don't lie! I already know there is no relations.h.i.+p between you guys!"
"How do you know that?"
"I wa...watched him!"
"Isn't that a crime?"
"I don't care. It was love at first sight! I will take him because you guys are nothing!"
"Who said you can do that?"
"Th...that..."
"Then do you want to bet?"
s.l.u.t level 2 was surprised at first, and she smiled. She probably thinks she is better than me. I'm better than you in many ways you brat. I look good, have a good body, cook well, and give him my love. Of course, you are younger, have bigger b.r.e.a.s.t.s, slimmer waist, bigger b.u.t.t, bigger eyes, and higher nose than me... But still I'm not because of the make-up you're wearing.
"Hah, what kind of bet?"
"You know, he is one, and we are two?"
"Yes."
"It's not like we can cut him in half, so he has to choose. If there were two of him we can each take him one and live separately, but that's not the case. He is the only guy, so he has the choice to pick. Isn't that right?"
"That's perfect!"
"Where is your confidence coming from?"
"Because we fell for each other in the first sight!"
This is an illness. She might turn into a stalker, but let me dispose her first. I put Darong in the middle, and we started to back off.
"Oppa! I will treat you well. Our house has lot of money!"
"Hah."
s.l.u.t level 2 started to tempt Darong with lot of methods, but I was just smiling. s.l.u.t level 2 was full of confidence that he will pick her, and she was listing all she had. Darong was looking at the place where there was a loud sound but... I was very relaxed, and I took out something in the ap.r.o.n pocket and hid it behind my back.
"Hey."
And I called him. I didn't want to call him Darong, so I just called him hey, but he smartly understood and looked at me.
"So, make your decision. Who do you want to live with?"
I smiled softly as possible and asked. Our Darong... Haha, our Darong didn't betray me. He directly pointed at me and came to me, and s.l.u.t level 2 stupidly stood there.
"See? Can you go out now? Don't ever come back. Our love is very special, so there is no s.p.a.ce for you to intrude. Hoho!"
s.l.u.t level 2 was probably in shock she couldn't say anything. I pushed her outside and closed the door with a smiling face.
"(Crying)! This doesn't count! Oppaaa!"
"Hey hey, there are 3 children between us. Just give it up! Plus his personality is really bad. Can you stand his abusiveness? If you don't want to get beat up, just go home."
Suddenly, outside was quiet. She left. Ha..haha.. f.u.c.k, it's first time feeling dirty after I won. I felt depressed and went to the kitchen. And...
"..."
I glared at back of Darong. Although I won, I didn't win completely. That b.a.s.t.a.r.d... didn't choose me, instead he chose the sausage slightly showing behind my back. Secret tool to get selected from Darong was the.... sausage in my ap.r.o.n. I was about to play with him with that later but didn't know it will be used like this. A sigh just comes out.
"Yes yes... You are forever sausage right? I'm really disappointed."
I didn't realized I will be this disappointed. From now on, I will always give him the sausages and make him get sick of it and make him... select me!
