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About five miles away from anywhere!_
Meanwhile, at the approach of the astounding coach, which looked like a drunken centipede, the farmers stopped their plows or came to the thresholds, shading their eyes; while the cattle in the fields put up their tails and bolted, flinging out their heels, amid triumphant cheers from the students.
All the while, the bulk of the school in two seaters, and three seaters, the Fifth Formers, the new Lords of Creation, in buggies specially retained, went swirling by exchanging joyful greetings.
"Oh you, Doc Macnooder!"
"Why, Gutter Pup! You old son-of-a-gun!"
"Look at the Coffee-Colored Angel!"
"Where's Lovely Mead?"
"Coming behind."
"h.e.l.lo, Skinny."
"Why, you Fat Boy!"
"See you later."
"Meet me at the Jigger Shop."
"There's Stuffy!"
"h.e.l.lo, Stuffy! Look this way!"
"Look at the Davis House bunch!"
"Whose legs are those?"
_Hallegenoo, nack, nack!
Hallegenoo, nack, nack!
Hooray! Hooray!
Lawrenceville!_
"Next verse," shouted Doc Macnooder. "Legs at attention. More action there! La-da-da-dee! One, two, three!"
_In course of time, I reached the Third Form, But was caught in examination's snare.
Rea.s.signment played its part, And it almost broke my heart, About five miles away from anywhere._
"What house are you in?" said the Coffee-Colored Angel to Stover, between breaths.
"Kennedy."
"The Roman, eh?"
"Yes, he reached out and nabbed me," said Stover, who was persuaded that his new a.s.signment was a special mark of malignant interest.
"Who are you rooming with?"
"The Tennessee Shad."
"Well, you'll be a warm bunch!"
A shout burst out from the back of the coach.
"A race, a race!"
"Here come the Tennessee Shad and Brian de Boru."
"Turn out, Jimmy!"
"Give 'em room!"
"Go it, Dennis!"
"Go it, Shad!"
Two runabouts came up at a gallop, neck and neck, four boys in each, the Tennessee Shad standing at the reins in one, Dennis de Brian de Boru Finnegan in the other, each firmly clutched about the waist by the boy on whose knees he jolted and jostled.
"Push on the reins!"
"Home run, Dennis!"
"Swim out, you Shad!"
"Pa.s.s him, Dennis! Pa.s.s him!"
"Shad wins!"
"Look at his form, will you!"
"Oh, you jockey!"
"Shad wins!"
"Hurrah!"
"Hurray!"
"Hurroo!"
But at this moment, when it seemed as though the race was to go to the Tennessee Shad's nag, which had that superiority which one sacrificial horse in a Spanish bullfight ring has over another, Dennis de Brian de Boru suddenly produced the remnants of a bag of cream puffs and, by means of three well-directed, squas.h.i.+ng shots on the rear quarters of his coal-black steed, plunged ahead and won the road, amid terrific cheering.
"Dennis forever!"
"Oh, you, Brian de Boru!"
